Author: RoachKiller

Just saw…..

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Pictures of my oldest daughter and her belly! I’m impressed she’s carrying twins well!

Added bonus she has the pregnant girl, hands on hip move down pat! Done like a pro pregnant woman! 🙂

I haven’t seen one of those since the last time I went to pietro’s pizza downtown Milwaukie, eons ago!

How cool is that……

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While I was making the last two posts, waiting for my food to get ready at the restaurant. I had one of them geezers with one of those balls on chin, beards, staring at me the whole time.

So I’m sure you’ll see a recording or a video of me making those two posts. That’s what Trucker trolls do!

just think if I was actually gay I’m pretty sure I could’ve put my balls on his chin…..

I gotta…..

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Shave this fucking beard!

I really want to know when manopause will finally hit? Cus either that happens or I’m getting electrolysis! Cus I’m tired of shaving this beard every month!

Obviously I ain’t gay! Zero work goes into upkeeping this fine example of testosterone…..

All white, brown, red and grey of it!

Oh no…..

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The “ I wasn’t expecting that” jackass is back!

I could have sworn years ago I told that fuck to stop thinking, shut the fuck up and mind his own fucking business!

Obviously the fucker is too stupid to even follow those directions! What a cunt!

Just say “no” to stupid!

Oh hell yea…..

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There ya go! That’s the tv I recently purchased! From what I saw in the showroom! The picture is well worth the $300 I paid! The ut75 wasn’t really worth the $100 dollar price difference! To me atleast…..

Oh, how sweet……

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I stopped at the QT to get some lunch and a soda. As I’m walking in, I see a gray extended cab ford pick up truck with a black guy driving and an old white guy sitting next to him!

I parked, I washed my windows did my thing and went to walk inside. I looked over at the gray pick up and the black guy was reenacting a scene from driving Miss Daisy.

He was opening the rear door of this Ford pick up truck so the old man with the balls on chin beard could get in. And it was so sweet. the black guy closed the door behind him and everything like a proper gentleman!

I swear to God if I didn’t know any better, I was watching the gay version of driving. Miss Daisy…..

Tell you what Pookie…

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You do it your way, I’ll do it my way and in 30 years we’ll see who did it the right way?

Cause so far from what I’ve seen, the words that are flapping out of your lips aren’t worth a damn!

OK so……

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If my truck gets lifted up by a tornado and carried miles away across state lines, I have to log that?

Or is that like a freebie?

Don’t ask me…..

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How I made it on time for my delivery this morning! I woke up and this website was lit up like a Xmas tree on Halloween!

Yet I get up there and no chains were required…..

Like I always say, I dunno, I just drive the truck!

Just going through…..

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The website stats for this domain. Y’all have been really fucking busy trying every exploit you can find, huh?

Oddly I’m pulling 10,000 hits with 3000 uniques a month! Lol I haven’t even set up any meta yet! Roflmao!

Anyhoot, the way I figure it. I’ll just keep it the way it is right now….. it entertains me…..

Well fuck…..

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I was trying to help you out driver!

Was in taking an overdue shit. Enjoying my time, poopen and surfing the net. When an old man comes running into the bathroom screaming, “ Keith?” “Keith you in here?”

He was looking in stalls, urnal’s everything!

Finally I yelled to him, “ last time I saw Keith he was in the restaurant looking for his dog, keno!”

Go check the restaurant…..

Did gramps ever find Keith? I dunno…..

You will be happy……

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To know that the chain law was lifted, and I shall proceed as planned. Which is a good thing because my arm is hurting from washing my hair!

I really fucked up with that TV install!

And I’ve been thinking about your accident, prone abilities, and I’ve come to the conclusion. You should take a month or two and stop wearing those self tinting glasses.

A little bit of research and I found out they never become truly clear there’s always a tint. Now I have sunglasses for the day and a regular pair of glasses for nighttime and other various shit. I cannot stand the self tinting glass whatsoever.

My recommendation is to get yourself a prescription sunglasses and a pair of prescription regular glasses. try for a few months. I’ll bet you your vision and clarity will improve 10.Fold

Yes thank you…..

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Fender guy for reminding that strat is a fender ultra luxe with Floyd rose!

And thank you to the putts who posted the video of his blacked out hand tattoo! It reminded me why I will never get work done below my wrist!

I will eventually visit Japan and really don’t want to wear gloves along with a long sleeve shirt!

Side note, when you black out your arm. You really get a good idea of how light your arm hair is!

You slackers ready to roll? Let’s see if we can get over the rest of the mountains without throwing iron!