by RoachKiller These drivers with the all white beards that are overly manicured. They are trying to let the general public know that they’re the bottom in the relationship.
So thank you drivers for letting us know you’re the bitch in the relationship…..
Another sign that we need to treat them like the princesses they are……
by RoachKiller I hear they have selected a new pope! Please welcome your new Lord and Savior, father Guido Sarducci! Leader of the Queens, New York chapter of send us your money…..
And as a thank you, ww will let your child become an altar boy.……
by RoachKiller Really fucking hard, red! Matter of fact I banged her so hard a few catalog entries might now be Corrupt…..
by RoachKiller Safe travels thing you keep talking about! I’m pretty new to this truck driving thingy!
Or maybe how about I just drive and try not to wreck?
by RoachKiller You should take your opinions and shove them up your ass! Or you can shove them up your shrinks ass, either way your opinion will be put in its proper place….
by RoachKiller No, I just took a monster bowl winder! Unlike the last couple of days of drinking grape Slurpee’s. My poop was not green this time.
I am wondering though, when you guys are taking it in the ass, is it like pooping? Having another dude’s dick in your ass? I’m confused as to what the gratification is? But I would assume it has to be something like the relief of taking a monster shit?
I’ll take my answer off the air!
by RoachKiller I’m sure you will find the right fart bubble to chase! I mean that is if you ever pull your head out of everyone else’s ass!
Someday, maybe you will find someone who thinks you’re important enough to actually listen too…..
by RoachKiller That is my bathroom sink! If you notice, there is 1 tooth brush that was removed from the broken glass toothbrush holder. Now turned qtip holder, that now resides in that brown box on the counter!
Everything else you see here belongs to my old lady! I would move my toothbrush back to its rightful spot in that 50’s qtip holder.
Yet last time I did that my toothbrush ended up in a drawer….. wich took some searching to find!
FYI, I bought the broken glass cotton ball and brush holder years ago at an estate sale!
Notice what marriage does to your stuff! 😉
by RoachKiller And as I was walking back to my car after tattoo time yesterday! Popping the lid off my jones soda that I purchased at the local Asian bodega nearby!
Of course using a screw that was attached to a telephone pole to pop that top! Oddly back in the day, I probably used that same screw to pop the top off a Henry’s inroute to shoot pool at Kellogg bowl….
But as I was doing my thing. I see this teenage kid watching everything I was doing. Nothing new! It’s not often you see someone opening a bottle of soda on a telephone pole everyday….
But then I took a good look at this kid! He looked almost identical to a kid I went to school with. Overly curly long hair, duh look and someone you know gets beat up a lot in school!
It then dawned on me, that had to be remrev’s kid! Poor bastard! I’m guessing his mom and dad ain’t rich like his parents, parents were! The fucker had to ride trimet!
Well hopefully he still has his dad’s pre cbs Strat! ( I did I mention remrev’s parents were wealthy? )
by RoachKiller Getting my sleeve worked on and those vaccine shots yesterday! I am thoroughly spent!
All my muscles ache! My arms hurt and now I’m peeing with multiple streams!
Even after a full 10 hour sleep last night!
So I think I’m gunna kick back, grab a monster soda and get to getting while the getting is good!
by RoachKiller That hurts!
by RoachKiller For a company that has hired a lot of cunts! So when I’m in mixed company or around a fellow employee. I have to bite my tongue on a lot of shit I would say!
You would not believe how quickly those cunts, male and female will go running to tell mommy and daddy up in dispatch what I said…..
by RoachKiller Doesn’t get tattooed and head straight for teriyaki tofu is a fool!
by RoachKiller My wife is using this grandpa excuse to kill me!
by RoachKiller Cool! He went through and did some cover up of some thin spots on my arm on top of finishing up the black out portion of the show!
Little dissapointed since we had so much time left over we didn’t do the design on the inside of my arm!
As I explained to the artists, I was planning on finishing the blackout, giving it a rest for a few months. Then coming back for a second coat of paint!
Well let’s see how this rolls after today’s session! As my entire arm was hit! With some sort of needle injection!
On the brite side, I walked in with $600 and walked out with $400, ok $360 as I gave him a $40 tip! As he easily did $300 worth of ink today!
I’ll post pictures later!
by RoachKiller Hurts…..
by RoachKiller Sworn I had an old unused YouTube account that had live abilities hooked to it! Well fuck!
I guess the first live will be pre-recorded… boo hoo!
@industrial-ink on YouTube later today!
by RoachKiller I do not give any of you permission to inhale my scent! Especially with as delicious as I smell today!
Even my ass smells like strawberries! All though I will allow a few of you ladies a lick of my sweet ass! It’s an invitation only lick and unless you have been notified previously to this post, you weren’t invited!
by RoachKiller To buy a Subaru….
by RoachKiller The day the lord rested! So I am doing nothing! I woke up so sore, nothing is my best plan of action! Although I might spread some mulch later tonight!
Any hoot, be a man and buy this blower! It has this turbo feature that is aw inspiring! For you metal heads, turbo is like turning a Marshall up to 11!
Not to mention the hold feature on the variable speed controller!
Although the smaller battery only lasts 15 minutes on turbo! That’s more than enough time to accomplish most home tasks!
