Author: RoachKiller

I was …..

by RoachKiller

Sweating this one! I didn’t see some new growth quickly. I was gonna have to cut that antique cherry tree down. I gotta keep it superduper trimmed and it might survive……

Oh, who knows……

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What the crazies are doing! I’m busy doing what I do. I don’t give a fuck what these morons are fucking up to now.

They continue to get in my way, I’ll bulldoze them over like I did a million times before. I’m tired of fucking morons. I’m tired of stupid people and I’m tired of fucking crazies and fucking stoners!

So the way it works for me, cause I’m gonna do what I do. They’re gonna do what they do and neither will our paths cross.!

I understand how important I am to these dumb motherfuckers. Unfortunately, for them, they’re not that fucking important to me……

There’s an old saying, “live and let die! “

I am being more than…..

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Generous with you lady! I have offered up my home to you! Just so you have a safe comfortable place to stay!

It might not work out but at least we all will know you are safe and healthy…..

Just don’t steal my kashi ever again!

Here’s the problem lady….

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I’m standing outside waiting for my ride share! You are running around your car screaming “ omg, omg!”

I politely ask if you need some help! In which you reply, “ I have my big girl pants on! I can kill the spider in my car myself!”

Hmmm, as I can’t stop giggling! I’m sure you can, I’m sure you can! Just right after you stop running around your car screaming, “ omg, omg!”

Sometimes you just gotta love people! Especially your neighbors! Now on with the show! Omg, omg!

Damn…..

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That turned out great! #ichiran ramen

My oldest brought this ramen kit back for me from Japan! Yup it was really good!

Yes, the directions are in Japanese but they offer a video in English on how to cook it!

Yummy! Just a bit buttery….

Well that’s interesting…..

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I was doing some work with some wireless signals through the house and found I have a wireless camera and a wireless lightbulb somewhere in my house. Neither of which I installed…..

Jesus Christ I’m so tired of this batch of stupid…..

Ok here’s a conundrum…..

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If your in say homegoods looking for curtains and the dude that’s helping you. Has a peach fuzz mustache, no boobs but is wearing women’s underwear.

Is it not ok to say, “thanks for the help, man!”

See the problems you create when you don’t wear your pronouns on a sticker on your chest…..

Huh, not….

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Bad! Other than a new curtain rod will be needed! These honestly don’t look that bad! Bone white will be a problem but…..

Much better than those shitty verticals blinds that kept breaking….

My arm is….:

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Killing me! I got my flue shot and 2nd shingles shot yesterday and I have a giant throbbing knob on the back of my arm!

But after a sweeting episode before court and a few coughs! Today my cough is oddly almost gone!

Interesting turn of events…..

Awwww the stress…..

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Finally caught up to me last night! Passed out at around 1800 last night!

I spent most of the time after court trying to put my finger on what the fuck it was that made her “ off”?

There was something not quite right with the woman! It wasn’t something for the better. It was something for the worse! I noticed it the last time I saw her. I noticed it again when I saw here today!

I just can’t quit put my finger on what it is that is making me say this!

The one thing I should have brought up in court was. If she is under the influence of all this thc vape while spending time with her grandkids?

That’s the only question I wished I would have asked!

Everything else she proved for me! The paranoia, the anger, the greed….. oh and of course the “ how it is all my fault……”

Ya gotta love divorces huh?

Either way, the judge dropped the entire restraining order. So yea!

See ya!

My fav thing she said in court….

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I destroyed her mom’s antique roll top desk! The desk that her mom had bought from mo duk pi kung fu studio. That was made of pressed particle board and brads!

Oddly the very same exact desk she told me to throw away a while back cus it wasn’t anything special…..

Yet when I brought up finding her mass quantities of thc vape and flower products. That’s when it came to an end……