by RoachKiller If the homeboys in the black Kia all wearing white EarPods in the back of the parking lot at Petco.
Realize that that was obviously a police sting waiting to happen! So I wonder if they were stupid enough to do one of those smash and grabs at Petco?
The obvious signs of what was happening was one all the police cars in the surrounding parking lot two homeboys all wearing EarPods that value more than the Kia they were sitting in……
by RoachKiller You no where princess! In this case you can either lie, tell the truth or say nothing!
Lying won’t help you win the case! So if your like me.
They tell you to just keep doing what you’re doing. And Give you some simple ground rules to follow.
Yet most of all, tell you never, ever, ever lie! ( unless you order a new guitar and you have to tell your old lady it’s “ just a guitar case!” )
So ask yourself this, did you lie today? I sure the fuck haven’t!
You, you ladies and gents have, haven’t you? it’s built into your daily lives! Part of your dna? You can’t open your mouths without a load of lies and bullshit comes pouring out!
Unlike yall, I actually got the “ proof” to back up what I say and do…..
See ya!
by RoachKiller Decided to hit the bank and take the truck for a test drive!
So I find a bank to do my dirty deeds at. Lo and behold, I was literally followed by a silver Mazda with overly dark tinted windows to the bank!
Man oh man, you cunts are getting desperate!
You don’t think the cunt in the Mazda was one of the cocksuckers that stole loaded trailers of the lot today? Do ya?
Cus we all know your “good guys” are anything but good…..
by RoachKiller Went out and started up the hotrod yesterday! I was shocked! I left it outside the gate a whole month!
I figured y’all stole my personal keys out of the truck. So you could steal my car and break into my house!
I mean why else would you steal someone’s keys?
So imagine my surprise when my car was in the exact spot I parked it a month ago…..
by RoachKiller Looks like someone tried stealing fuel out of my tank last night! Looks like most of it ended up dripping down the side!
You people never fail to amaze me with your stupidity, greed and selfishness! I’m also guessing those are the very same reasons you’re stealing fuel……
But hey your Christian’s, right?
You should see what they did to the bobtail next to me! From the looks of it they tried stealing an air valve. As all the hoses connected to it were disconnected!
The toothless crackheads, when will they ever learn?
by RoachKiller You and your “ family” are quite familiar with the people there…..
by RoachKiller I’ll make a wrong turn and sometimes I have to turn around head back to where I started and when I get back on the road, I’ll see your psychotic smiling faces that used to be behind me now passing me going the other way.
It actually warms my heart to know exactly how important I am to you people…..
Even though it is illegal, and quite psychotic, still warms my heart. Knowing I am that fucking important to you a complete stranger!
Nobody I would ever run into or even wanna know in life. Yeah here you are, I’m the reason you wake up in the morning, the reason you hop in your car and drive around aimlessly! It really warms my heart……
To the point I almost wanna say I am the equivalent of your God…..
Now I know what rock ‘n’ roll stars deal with!
I’ll pray to sweet baby Jesus in your people’s honor, amen!
Now send me your tithe money, I gave you my attention for a few minutes!
by RoachKiller Ladies be at church? Ya know, pretending to be good people in the eyes of your lord and savior?
Cause if I know the Bible at all being in a liquor store is a sin! Remember, temptation…..
Me, I’m on the hunt for some blueberry Red Bull……
by RoachKiller Saw a tik tok last night of this recently shaved headed dude posting “ screen shots” of his $2.5 million dollar Coinbase balance! Roflmao!
Ok, I will tell you it is very simple to creat a simple html page that looks exactly like a Coinbase app!
I see fake crypto shit like that all the fucking time! Don’t be fooled by flashy stupidity!
Really do your own homework! That’s really all I can say! Be smart where you invest your money! Who you invest your money with and most off all, who you trust with and about your money…..
If I see one more sob story about how your crypto walked away! I’m going to have to send y’all a straight razor so you to can finally win a Darwin Award of your very own…..
See ya!
by RoachKiller Stopped to take my break at the truck stop and in walks some dude. Screaming, I just caught some dude stealing fuel out of my truck.
He then proceeds to ask the clerk, “ who do I call?” Roflmao!
So the clerk calls the cops and as I’m walking out I see on of those typical shaved heads come running in. Screaming, “ please don’t call the cops, please!”
Tell ya what, there is never a dull moment on the road!
P.s. wtf are these?
