How cool is that…..

That’s the 4th bug eyed dumbass I’ve had drive by my house in as many days!

What’s wrong? yall confused as to what’s going on?

My guess, yall think your gunna get something your not! Especially with those bizarre ass, lazy bug eyes yall are sporting!

Too funny! Same stupid shit, different day!

Is it just me or are coffee names as stupid as weed names?

Except Columbia supremo! That one’s cool…..

Oh the cockroaches…

Oh, I’ve just been fucking with their batch of stupid on the social medias,! Ya know, the harassment by proxy deal they love to do!

but then we have the three slackers ringing my front doorbell! Hmmm!

Which by the way, the lawyer said excellent views. And he would really like to know why those three fucking slackers were stupid enough to be on my property.

No, I’m not in a bad mood at all. I’m just watching yall dig those graves even deeper. That’s all I can say man. Nothing to report back, it’s the same bullshit different day.

I’ll bet you…..

If I dangled a freshly filled thc vape in front of her and said it can be yours if you take your car to the repair shop!

She would fly to get her car fixed! I have told her 3 times + I have the money to get her car fixed all she has to do is have the repair shop call me!

Been almost a year! You got 2 months before insurance won’t pay anymore!

I got an idea! How about when I take my car in to be repaired, you can the same and they will be fixed together! Awwww!

Even the fucking rental car is covered by insurance! Jesus Christ lady, lay off the dope and get shit done!

The geriatric who backed into my car at Home Depot! No insurance, handed me an expired and fake id card as a license and promised me the world if I didn’t call the cops!

I’m thinking I was completely justified in getting out of my car and screaming to the dumb mother fucker, “ what the fuck is wrong with you? You dumb mother fucker?

But I digress, drugs are bad people! Drugs are bad! Remember that the next time you deal with dumb mother fuckers like the guy who hit my car…..

By the way the cops name was Ashley and she had a cool tattoo sleeve!

Oh and by the way! It was just 2 weeks ago I texted her to take her car in for repair! Bummer dude! She still hasn’t replied!

How cool is that…..

Was pulling out of where I just delivered! Hopped on this shitty 2 lane surface road and vamoosed!

While I was cruising we done saw not 1 but 3 ladies all driving with their butthole mouths in full swing!

I wonder if that’s why that unmarked cop car was following you 3?

Either way they can’t top yesterday! I done saw me some massive naked boobies driving by in a Tesla! I was literally impressed! Nice tits lady!

I’m gonna let you in…

On a little secret. If these people were doing nearly as good as they say they are. They wouldn’t give a rats fucking ass what you’re doing…..

You can take that to the bank…..

It’s like this woman I had pass me a few minutes ago. She’s driving an old piece of shit, dirty as fuck. Mercedes!

Sucking down, probably alcohol out of her Stanley cup while wearing Kmart and target clothes. All to make herself look important!

Yeah, I promise you they’re not doing nearly as good as they say they are…..

This is why…..

You never listen to truck driving lip flappers! As misery loves company and those fuckers are always recruiting new members!

If I’m stuck at 65mph with no cruise control! Stopped 5 times through out the day. I’m pretty sure you too can driver atleast 650 miles a day! ( of course all depending on what your day gives you! )

The shit…..

My old lady does at work!

Here I am working 70+ hours a week and can’t even get the respect I have earned, 10 fold!

I want an Elvis!

I would put my Jason hockey mask back in the truck. Yet the low rents would of course call in again and tell the cops I was wearing it while I was driving!

Told ya man, these low rents out here are some jealously fucked up people….. you would not believe the amount of false police reports they will call in if they think they can get revenge!

Cus you know, the fact they fucked themselves is just another reason it’s your fault!

Roflmao…..

My theory stands true! The bigger the cb antennas on the truck. The bigger the unimportant person behind them is…..

But don’t forget your enforcer lock…. Oh wait, your far to important for pesky things like freight security! Cus you got them big cb antennas! Your far to important…..

Me, I run a 40 watt stock jigaboo with zero antenna adjustments! Works just good enough to listen to y’all dig your own graves even deeper!

Always amazes me just how important you people really are when listening to y’all flap your lips on the cb! Obviously it’s all In your heads….. but hey whatever boosts your egos…..

Bwoop bwoop…..

Oh and sorry for not sticking around to listen to you flap your lips in the truck stop! It’s just I got better things to do….

I did however acknowledge your existence by doing an eye roll…..

See ya!

I almost……

the shower deadbolt unlocked so when you ran the code, to unlock the door For the shower I wasin! In your sorry attempt at trying to intimidate me.

The door would’ve actually opened and if you would’ve noticed there was no security camera at either end of that shower hallway.

So I’m pretty sure I could have had my way with your sorry pathetic red headed anorexic ass, dragged your unconscious body in any of the open showers that were there. And no one would have been the wiser!

remember this for the next time you try to intimidate me little man. I might have taken full advantage of that situation…

Should’ve double teamed I would’ve fucked your trainee too……

And I’m not even gay! That’s just how much of a Cunt you people look…..

Just watching…..

The show the newbies are putting on today! My advice, if you’re going to be fucking with someone in order to steal their spot as a god!

You really might want to know your enemy! Otherwise yall just look like even bigger worthless cunts…..

Double u stands for WHORE!

Oh and don’t forget to say, praise sweet baby Jesus! Cus without that fallacy yall got nothing to fall back on to prove what good, honest, trustworthy people you are!