The shit…..

My old lady does at work!

Here I am working 70+ hours a week and can’t even get the respect I have earned, 10 fold!

I want an Elvis!

I would put my Jason hockey mask back in the truck. Yet the low rents would of course call in again and tell the cops I was wearing it while I was driving!

Told ya man, these low rents out here are some jealously fucked up people….. you would not believe the amount of false police reports they will call in if they think they can get revenge!

Cus you know, the fact they fucked themselves is just another reason it’s your fault!

Roflmao…..

My theory stands true! The bigger the cb antennas on the truck. The bigger the unimportant person behind them is…..

But don’t forget your enforcer lock…. Oh wait, your far to important for pesky things like freight security! Cus you got them big cb antennas! Your far to important…..

Me, I run a 40 watt stock jigaboo with zero antenna adjustments! Works just good enough to listen to y’all dig your own graves even deeper!

Always amazes me just how important you people really are when listening to y’all flap your lips on the cb! Obviously it’s all In your heads….. but hey whatever boosts your egos…..

Bwoop bwoop…..

Oh and sorry for not sticking around to listen to you flap your lips in the truck stop! It’s just I got better things to do….

I did however acknowledge your existence by doing an eye roll…..

See ya!

I almost……

the shower deadbolt unlocked so when you ran the code, to unlock the door For the shower I wasin! In your sorry attempt at trying to intimidate me.

The door would’ve actually opened and if you would’ve noticed there was no security camera at either end of that shower hallway.

So I’m pretty sure I could have had my way with your sorry pathetic red headed anorexic ass, dragged your unconscious body in any of the open showers that were there. And no one would have been the wiser!

remember this for the next time you try to intimidate me little man. I might have taken full advantage of that situation…

Should’ve double teamed I would’ve fucked your trainee too……

And I’m not even gay! That’s just how much of a Cunt you people look…..

Just watching…..

The show the newbies are putting on today! My advice, if you’re going to be fucking with someone in order to steal their spot as a god!

You really might want to know your enemy! Otherwise yall just look like even bigger worthless cunts…..

Double u stands for WHORE!

Oh and don’t forget to say, praise sweet baby Jesus! Cus without that fallacy yall got nothing to fall back on to prove what good, honest, trustworthy people you are!

If you’re……

Reading this and it’s not on roach.ES? Then my groupies hate you as much as they hate me!

You too, must be a hard worker because they only like to fuck with people who work hard and do better than them!

But don’t worry, they will literally spend decades fucking with you!

Yet don’t fret, if you too would like to join the lawsuit, please feel free to contact me and I will point you in the direction of my lawyer team!

Dinner was good…..

Still have half for tomorrow! Get the small nacho deluxe!

Anyhoot managed to grab some time to walk through the local home improvement store! Needed to grab some new padlocks for the guitar case and see if they had any sturdy foam to make spacers to protect the bottom guitar!

Nada!

Any way, spotted another fake nurse also walking through the store! What is up with you people and scrubs? Are you just to fucking lazy to put on sweats and a tshirt like everyone else? Cus anyone who has been in county. Knows those scrubs ain’t that comfortable! 😉

Oddly since I’ve started asking people if their tattoos hurt? I have been hearing some really cool stories!

1 lady screamed when they tattooed the webbing between her toes. Another cried by the end of getting her hand tattooed. As her artist was heavy handed! 🙂

The moral of the story is, they hurt unless you’re female! Cus the way you ladies talk, getting tattooed for you was like being massaged by feathers!

See ya! I got shit to do!

P.s. oddly tonight my to go order from the Mexican joint wasn’t stolen by an Uber eats driver! Nor was it light on contents like what usually happens when I’m in a town where a road trolls live…..

Oh honey…..

You are so far down on my list of cunts to fuck over. I think you will be fine!

You flatter yourself if you think I have time to spend on the little people! The regulated time I have is for big fish and annoying morons!

So if you stay off my radar, you have almost zero chances of me fucking with you…..

Comprende’?

You wanna…..

Piss me off? Make me stand in a long ass line to get the fuel pump turned on cus the keypad don’t work!

Then reboot said fuel pump 16 gallons into a fill up! Then tell me you can’t turn it back on cus there is a 4 hour delay to fuel again!

Oh yea that was 45 minutes wasted! @flyingj @pilotts

A note to the geezers who I was training today!

“Hey gramps, as we were going along I was pointing out safe havens for you to park at! As I know after 2 hours of driving you need a rest…..

Don’t know where I lost ya but, 1 I ride alone, 2 history shows you and your kind are what are known as “a cunt!”“

May your god bless you in ways only an online Philippino lady boy can…..

If you want…..

I can show you everything the troll lifers have done over the years? Cell hacks, smedia hacks…..

They just keep doing the same bullshit over and over cus I’m guessing they didn’t write the shit, they just use it…..

Hey gramps…..

In the silver Escalade! Were you expecting me to be limping to the shipping office? You realize my foot issue died like 3 weeks ago right?

Maybe you should start getting my blog posts from the source! Rather than that import website that redistributes my content about 2 – 3 weeks behind!

Go to www.roach.es to get the current blog posts! So y’all don’t look like such twats…..

It has cool stuff like pictures and videos! You should really check it out! Cus y’all really do look like cunts!

Ok adult children/trolls….

You haven’t figured out why I follow your troll accounts on tik tok, have you?

I’m fully aware of how social media works. I’m also fully aware of you grown ass morons and your batch of stupid!

So riddle me this cockroach, why do you think I follow you and your troll accounts? why do I continue to allow you to do your batch of stupid over and over and over and over and over again?

I promise you it has to do with your money and your friends…..

So riddle me…..