Tag: posers

The shit…..

by RoachKiller

My old lady does at work!

Here I am working 70+ hours a week and can’t even get the respect I have earned, 10 fold!

I want an Elvis!

I would put my Jason hockey mask back in the truck. Yet the low rents would of course call in again and tell the cops I was wearing it while I was driving!

Told ya man, these low rents out here are some jealously fucked up people….. you would not believe the amount of false police reports they will call in if they think they can get revenge!

Cus you know, the fact they fucked themselves is just another reason it’s your fault!

I almost……

by RoachKiller

the shower deadbolt unlocked so when you ran the code, to unlock the door For the shower I wasin! In your sorry attempt at trying to intimidate me.

The door would’ve actually opened and if you would’ve noticed there was no security camera at either end of that shower hallway.

So I’m pretty sure I could have had my way with your sorry pathetic red headed anorexic ass, dragged your unconscious body in any of the open showers that were there. And no one would have been the wiser!

remember this for the next time you try to intimidate me little man. I might have taken full advantage of that situation…

Should’ve double teamed I would’ve fucked your trainee too……

And I’m not even gay! That’s just how much of a Cunt you people look…..

Just watching…..

by RoachKiller

The show the newbies are putting on today! My advice, if you’re going to be fucking with someone in order to steal their spot as a god!

You really might want to know your enemy! Otherwise yall just look like even bigger worthless cunts…..

Double u stands for WHORE!

Oh and don’t forget to say, praise sweet baby Jesus! Cus without that fallacy yall got nothing to fall back on to prove what good, honest, trustworthy people you are!

If you’re……

by RoachKiller

Reading this and it’s not on roach.ES? Then my groupies hate you as much as they hate me!

You too, must be a hard worker because they only like to fuck with people who work hard and do better than them!

But don’t worry, they will literally spend decades fucking with you!

Yet don’t fret, if you too would like to join the lawsuit, please feel free to contact me and I will point you in the direction of my lawyer team!

Ok adult children/trolls….

by RoachKiller

You haven’t figured out why I follow your troll accounts on tik tok, have you?

I’m fully aware of how social media works. I’m also fully aware of you grown ass morons and your batch of stupid!

So riddle me this cockroach, why do you think I follow you and your troll accounts? why do I continue to allow you to do your batch of stupid over and over and over and over and over again?

I promise you it has to do with your money and your friends…..

So riddle me…..

Oh you people…..

by RoachKiller

Are such super hackers! We are all in awe of your power and American terrorist ideology!

Only 1 problem princess, not my internet which means, not my monkey…..

But good for you! Hacking a little old ladies xfinity router to make yourself look important….

We are all so awww struck with your mental superiority…..

Me, I’m gunna make dinner, take a walk around the park and maybe check in on your old ladies for some free nudity……

Even they are so in awe of your mental superiority they just can’t stop laughing….

Oh and princess’s…..

by RoachKiller

Remember when you’re cranking out those ai powered truck videos. I always have this lock on the trailer and that yellow bar in my load lock rack!

There is only 1 other driver at this company that I know of that has that broom handle riding on the back of a blue truck!

Oh and don’t forget I also have access to the exact same ai creator as you do! What comes around can and will go around! Comprende’?

You know what…..

by RoachKiller

It could be that you’re allowing your content to be reposted by the toothless wonders. Whom pass it off as their own. Stealing your thunder, ladies!

I can off the top of my head think of 20 people I follow that are full blown, low rent trucker trash powered fake accounts!

It’s their thing! If I comment they will definitely see it!

It’s a troll that’s obviously powered by the trucker stupid, satellite radio and the low iq everywhere…..

Same batch of stupid, different day…..

Looky there driver…..

by RoachKiller

I did what you couldn’t! I actually backed into that spot via backing around the yellow safety pole! Avoiding both trailers that were over the lines!

Hell, the lady in receiving actually came out to watch a good driver work! She smiled and I think she even clapped when I got into that spot with zero incident!

My guess, by their reaction, you and your cronies were not that successful…..

Like I always say, why send a white haired bearded slacker in to do the job of a man! You know you will be disappointed every fucking time!

Damn…..

by RoachKiller

Just think if your parents weren’t such low rent piles of shit, and actually loved and cared about you! You wouldn’t be walking around my hood stealing packages off door steps!

By the way, if I catch you. Those gauges in your ears will be my new wall hangers for wich I will hang my dry cleaning!

Your Jean jackets will be framed along with a small patch of your skin as keepsakes of a job well done!

Who knows maybe I’ll go all Ilse Koch with what’s left….. either way, I win!

Never mind…..

by RoachKiller

The wet spot next to that parking spot I saved for you! As I knew you were going to need a place to break as you had just driven a full hour without stopping, pretty, pretty princess!

My old lady so giggled when I explained to her why I keep calling you drivers pretty, pretty princess’s…..

Last nights dinner was bean stalkerish! So tonight it’s sheetz for the win!