by Wrap all my Christmas presents in black Kraft paper? Tied with twine and use recycled gift tags?
1 – Kraft paper is recyclable unlike regular Xmas paper!
2 – the twine and paper tag give it that old time devil worship vibe! 
3 – I really suck at wrapping presents! Yes, it’s true! Black is a very forgiving color! Even when wrapping presents!
But mainly cus everything is recyclable and everyone knows, the black presents are from dad! 
Oh and did I mention you can get 36” x 200’ of the stuff for $40?
