I ain’t done….

by RoachKiller

A live song transcription in years! Here ya go, it’s almost super dooper predictable ….. matter of fact I think that’s the first Angel song I’ve ever heard!

On a very expensive mexican strat ta boot….

It’s cool….

by RoachKiller

Definitely cool looking! Yet on my 7’ skinny tree it’s too small! Way out of proportion! Now I’m wondering if I put this bolo hat as the topper and attach the peacock to it?

The bolo hat stays, I’ll hit Michaels or something and find a cool Xmas style hat band ! The peacock I’m going to have to work with!

These hand blown glass ornaments are fucking beautiful!

Blue mercury glass finials…..

I do love the spiderweb of glass string inside the ornament to give it that web design…..

The dog and I are gunna have fun putting this all together…..

I got it! An extra long off white sparkly ribbon bow that will be the hat band and wrap multiple time around the tree!

Ha! My creativity hasn’t floundered yet! Unlike my hair last night!

No I’m not gay…..

by RoachKiller

ROFLMAO!

This shit is so good! Hot or cold! But for me it has to be 1 jigger alcohol to 1 glass generic Kroger diet soda! Don’t know why, just tastes like shit otherwise!

Ask yourself, would a gay guy ever smell as bad as me? Would a gay guy ever wear the clothing I wear?

I THINK NOT! 😉

Don’t mind me…..

by RoachKiller

I’m busy being gay! Ain’t that right Tracy?

Oh by the way, I got the better job today! Tired as fuck so it hasn’t sank in yet!

But I was like raised eye brow when I walked out of the interview…..

Well off to buy tricker treat candy!

You want to…..

by RoachKiller

Talk about hell bro? These jeans are my fav! Last time I wore them they were tight stretchy skinny jeans! Now I’m sinching my belt and wrapping them over twice! Now I have to order new skinny jeans!

Fuck you! 😉

No, it’s……

by RoachKiller

Just like everybody else when I get super fucking tired. Or I get super fucking stressed about something. I start to get those bags under my eyes!

And since I’m super fucking tired and super super fucking stressed, I have good reasons to have those bags for my eyes today!

You can almost always tell when I’m mid project on something……

Except the hair, I don’t know what the fuck is going on with my hair today

Haven’t a clue…..

by RoachKiller

As to what her malfunction is this week! In order for that to happen. We would have had to have spoken more than “ go fuck yourself!” In the last 4 months…..

On a good note! Mika took a monster shit right in front of a monster x company drivers truck!

She made me so proud!

ROFLMAO!

by RoachKiller

Anyone else love it when stupid people think out loud! Not only do they try to rationalize in words what there tiny brains can’t comprehend!

Yet we too get to enjoy it by hearing a long, one sided dispute happen. by a person who can only self Comprehend in single syllable words…..

Yup, I’m describing what I hear when you and your “ friends” talk! for me, it’s literally like watching a dog pick a spot to poop!

Uh huh…..

by RoachKiller

I’ll probably be going with that non union gig!

They are offering $1750 -$2000 a week. 5 days a week! The lady I’ve been dealing with is kind of a *****! Which I’ve learned over the years are the ******* a driver like me needs! Cus they take no shit, have your back and keep you rolling!

Yet that statement also requires you to be a good driver…..