What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller I just saw your old lady drive-by in that Honda Toyota SUV thingy you guys own
Normally, I wouldn’t care because this is the usual road troll shit!
But I saw her and I can’t get the mental picture out of my head. Of your skinny little ass taking a shit on her chest. While she’s sucking another guy off!
I have come across some serious perversions over the years. That is a new one on me! I’ve never been able to understand scat play…….
by RoachKiller  Outnumber your successes. It’s probably a good sign for you to hang up your bat……
by RoachKiller When you’re on the road! Unless your old lady is in there too! If not the next best thing to have is a road girlfriend….
by RoachKiller Fall to hell…….
You would know that if you actually read that book you say you believe in!
by RoachKiller With half a brain knows what’s getting ready to happen!
Oddly, except for you people…..
Me I’m just keeping to myself, minding my very own business……
by RoachKiller The three dwarfs just showed up to the truckstop right after I got fuel!
I just met dopey, dumpy and duh! Whoda thunk that when I woke up this morning I would meet three famous people?
How fucking cool is that?
by RoachKiller Shit sucked! Going there I ran into a wall of slush about 3 inches on the ground and just fucking blizzard style slush!
Then on the way out general snow. the temp was below 32! Watch out on the bridges where it’s a giant sheet of fucking ice!
It was doable if you took your time. But be very careful of those fucking bridges! The longer you wait the darker it gets the worse it’s gonna be!
Me I’m gonna have some bacon wrapped pork tokens, and call it a day here soon. Maybe your old lady will come out and give me a handy who knows….
by RoachKiller A suprise! The weather man didn’t say anything about a wall of slush!
I got a “ maybe scattered snow showers at 1900!” Nothing about a wall of slush!
You weather people suck ass!
by RoachKiller  From what I’m seeing, troll life is rolling you fuckers harder than a prostitute being chased by Jack the ripper……
by RoachKiller The company road trolls are putting on the exact same show they have been doing the last 23 years I’ve worked here!
Long before smart phones, blogs and all the rest of the bullshit!
Same show, different batch of stupid, added bonus, atleast it’s a different day!
by RoachKiller Fucked…..
by RoachKiller Call? When I have a texting communication device in my truck called a peoplenet ?
And considering this is 3 days later….. and if you have the best of the best? Why are you having to recover a truck?
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller Just received a message about spring cleaning your truck!
Oh no, does this mean when you pull into a terminal. Management is going to search your truck again and tell you to wipe off your dash?
I wondered when y’all were going to do that power move again! God, been what 21 years since salt lake did that to us!
From what I’m seeing y’all are gunna be spending some time cleaning off all the shit you have piled up on your dashboards…..
Better get to it now!
by RoachKiller Say and do can and will be used against you in the court of law!
Don’t ever threaten me again, comprende’?
by RoachKiller There is no we or us in, “go fuck yourselves!” That is all…..
by RoachKiller You can’t back down now, huh? Cause if you do, everybody will know, you were so full of shit that it was running out your eyeballs!
There is no mad, mutually assured, destruction! We are now at your fucked!
What is cool about stupid people though is they will keep going, even though they know how fucked they is!
Big yawn…..
by RoachKiller Watching the show the road trolls are putting on. Is it just me or isn’t there a law against tracking or following commercial vehicles with a malicious intent?
Anyways, it’s not like we’re dealing with the brightest of the bunch! 
I just pray that their God will allow them into heaven, even though they were trolls and cunts on earth……
by RoachKiller Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!
Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!
Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!
This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!
Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..
I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!
Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..
Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..
by RoachKiller Bring back the purge!