Category: Road Life

I just started my day and I’ve already seen two, count two, hair tonic boi’s!

The only thing I gotta say is one.

Why am I seeing you people anywhere near me, two? Why do you dumb motherfuckers keep buying jeeps?

I stopped buying Jeeps when I bought the Subaru! You realize jeeps are far more expensive for upkeep than they’re worth right?

What’s happening is exactly what I said was going to happen if I stayed driving for Crete!

I’m literally falling apart! I’m really just stagnating, mind, body and soul! There is zero opportunity for advancement and the only time I get a raise is when they do them company wide!

Not to mention the constant fight for long haul miles and respect! As people who can actually drive don’t get respect unless you’re part of the company clique’! Matter of fact I tell my fellow employees I’m 83 years old. As when I started they told me the respect would come after 5 – 10 years of service! I’m almost 23 years in and nada on the respect at any age!

Whatya expect when the majority of people who work here are literal trolls! In real life and the internet…. 😉 so sad!

My record for waiting for a raise was 8 years! As I topped out on the pay like 3 years after starting! What good is making $.70 a mile if you have to fight for long haul miles, respect and all the other troll stupidity that goes along with it?

On a good note the Tendon pain in my foot has relieved itself for the most part. Yet while installing that 60 lb tv last night. I’m lifting it up and wammo, I feel a pop, pop, pop in my shoulder. Today I can’t lift my arm out! It still works as long I don’t have to do the Jesus pose! 😉

I will however get some work done around the house!

On a good note, I have devised a plan to finally get that tv on the wall mount later today!

Most of all, can you imagine working for a company that tells you, “ you are not allowed to talk about where you have been?” As it will upset your other employees!”

Wow, how fucking psychotic of a troll is that shit?

What’s even funnier is the fact this blog is read by more company trolls than the company blog! Roflmao!

We’ll see ya…..

According to the slackers I’m getting fired, again! That’s what like, 78, 79th time I’ve heard that the last 23 years?

Only advice I have for yall is, if your a little man. Maybe buying a big truck that you have to climb into is a vane decision!

Cus all anyone actually thinks when seeing you is, little dick, big truck…..

Unless that’s the status symbol you were going for!

The friendly whores of the pedophile are out in force today!

Y’all ready to go get breakfast?

Figured y’all would be driving much nicer cars with all that only fans and social media money yall say your making….

Bummer! I like my whores to dress nicer and drive better cars!

Me, I’ll be driving my chick magnet…..

To this! By far the coolest thing I’ve ever seen! And it’s none intrusive…..

The fine Japanese china is elsewhere! So enjoy our daily user plates and shit!

I called the 800 number attached to the new Kingstown Google listing for Schaefer. And lo and hold the guy who answered the phone sounded exactly like Lispy!

Yeah, you know lispy! I’ve talked about him before he seems to be everywhere I call in Nebraska! Yeah, now he’s answering the phone for Schaffer! Figure that one out…..