What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Delt some more with my nephew flaking me off about him and his buddy doing the trees! Or I could get mass amounts of exercise and do it myself!
Yea I don’t like flakes and I need exercise!
Think of it like this I’ve sweat so much today I’ve drank 88oz of water and the cool breeze on this hot day is making me cold!
There is nothing like a good hard days work though!
And of course my nephew said he would come by and help load! Yea, I’m still waiting!
by RoachKiller Big boy chainsaw is being a Cunt. So I had to run down to get me a part-time homeowner chainsaw. Luckily all the important stuff was done yesterday. I just gotta chop that shit up and get rid of it now.
And yeah, this is a fucking project and a half man. I was expecting it to take about 4 to 6 hours one person. No no no no no this cherry tree was much bigger than I thought but…..
So back to work I go once I get all the cutting done. It’s gonna take about two hours to load this fucking truck another hour to dump it and I’m fucking free and clear man…..
All I have left to do is box up the Internet and I’m a free agent…..
by RoachKiller I have asked this bitch multiple times to remove the AirTags we put in our cars!
I don’t give a rats fucking ass where she is going or where she has been!
I do however still want to be able to view my other AirTags without seeing where this bitch is going! I already tried deleting it but I’m the controller of that AirTag!
Unless she is deliberately not removing it! For her future “ he’s a big bad meanie!” Defense?
( don’t worry I kept every fucking text I have sent the bitch the last month….. )
by RoachKiller Cool court order I have to allow my soon to be ex wife back into my home for which she moved out. Roflmao!
Minus all the weed and weed vape, I will go ahead and put her chair back in the house! But not in my newly decorated spot! Nope I’ll be putting her shit right in the middle of the dog pee and poop room!
Which use to be my tv room until the constant smell of ammonia from all the dog pee started to appear!
Oddly right around the same time she started getting into weed!
Yet since she is “ moving back in!” I no longer need to take my dog with me! If for some reason I find that she is once again mistreating the animal. ( oh her not feeding her or letting her out for over 24 hours pissed me the fuck off! Big time! This is the animal who has brought this entire family happiness and love! So it broke my heart to see her being treated this way! )
So I sure hope she enjoys her new digs!
I’ll have to read that paper again but I hope I can now get her half of the mortgage? That alone would cover the lawyers fee!
by RoachKiller A cherry tree? My uncle showed me this trick when I was a kid! You top the tree and then for about 5 or 6 seasons after that you prune anything going up. But leave everything going sideways!
This old cherry tree has no real value other than the seasonal bloom! Which will go excellently with the Japanese maples I’ve been semi dwarfing in the front….. fyi, these have always been sour cherries! Cool tree though…..
So over the next few seasons we shall see how it rolls!
Have some clean up to do on the longer stubs but over all I’m impress that I didn’t take down the fence! Not did I take out any of the neighbors cars…..
Oh and fyi, that electric pole chainsaw worked very well! Allowed easy access to a lot more cuts! While on the thicker limbs they would break and fall while still attached. Which gave me a sort of hinge effect and everything would fall close….
By now means am I a pro but I did it…..
by RoachKiller My first restraining order! Woo hoo!im not mad at all! The soon to be ex old lady has no money, no where to go and now she wants to use my house when im on the road!
Funny thing is it’s a no contact restraining order yet I’m supposed to notify her of when I’m in town and when I’m leaving!
Roflmao! So I’ll contact my attorney and add some stipulations to this! Like no drugs or drug use….
Oh what fun divorce is! But considering I came home to a living room filled with dog shit and piss, a dog who was sick and had only been fead every 12 to 48 hours if she was lucky!
Large amounts of weed and weed vape! A fucking sty of a house!
Hey if the judge signed it I’ll stick to it! Yet remember I have a lawyer too!
by RoachKiller I just topped the entire tree with a fucking electric pole chainsaw! roflmao!
Beat that mother fucker!
by RoachKiller I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
by RoachKiller Geriatric that keeps driving by my place in his primer black and red dodge pick up!
One of the neighbors put out a free china cabinet!
Here’s your opportunity to not look like a stalker…..
Unlike the dialated eye whore at Starbucks! Oh hell I’ve seen her on social media! Scary, freaky bitch!
by RoachKiller Her various stashes of weed! I’m variously flushing the flower and throwing away the vapes!
No I ain’t lying, she has a shitload of both!
by RoachKiller I use to be married to totally destroyed the carpet! So if you see it please ignore it!
Yet the footrest rocks!
by RoachKiller Found these woven baskets on Amazon for like $30 apiece! Ordered 1 for upstairs 1 for downstairs!
Damn, they are nice! Real leather handles, real woven Cotten material!
So fucking nice I’m starting to wonder if I’m not actually a gay designer!
That’s a fucking joke! I love pussy to much! 😉
by RoachKiller Alarm system like 15 years ago! Recently got a new system installed!
I used this double sided sticky tape that worked well at the time! Went to remove these and damn, I had to use a screw driver and hammer to crack those fuckers off of there!
I really wish I knew what I used back then! That shit was worth its weight in gold!
I remember 3m…..
by RoachKiller Planning this for a while! I now have a huge closet in which to hang my 3 pairs of Levi’s and gazillion fender guitars shirts! 😉
by RoachKiller Old lady I use to have. Really has a weed problem! I had no idea how bad it was! I found vile after vile of weed vape! Seriously has to be at least 100+ of these viles laying around!
I had no idea!
On a good note all the stuff I have ordered to prepare for when her shit vacates the premises! Is finally starting to come out of the boxes!
Yup the house looks like a hoarders paradise but hey! When you start planning that far ahead……
Any hoot!
Fuck the mini “a Christmas story” leg lamp! This glass mini lamp rocks!
by RoachKiller I just weighed myself and I weigh no where near what I thought I did!
Added bonus, I’m sitting on the toilet and just felt an aftershock! How wild!
It was either an aftershock or a 500 pound person just fell down stairs!
by RoachKiller I’m really starting to favor these lg tv’s over Samsung! Price is great and so is picture quality!
43” for under $200 with all the bells and whistles of the more expensive models standard!
by RoachKiller How the fuck this key lasted this long! It’s cracked, flimsy and ready to break at any moment!
Early enforcer lock keys were made from aluminum…..
by RoachKiller Being stalked!
Fucker is following me everywhere…..
by RoachKiller Since 11:30 last night! No wonder 0900 feels so early! Wtf!
Found your house brah!