Category: Road Life

I learneded that hot mustard. Doritos are good. On a hot day the only thing that will be in stock in a soda fountain is diet Mountain Dew.

That the wind west of OK city is bad enough. I wouldn’t drive in unless I was sitting on 55,000 pounds or more. And of course I have learned once again that stupid knows no bounds……

Out of all the Epiphone widows I’ve seen, the green is the only one that comes close to looking even remotely like aGibson!

I Finally got loaded on this drop and hook. I have had so many drop and hooks that have ended up being live loads lately! That’s Beside the point.

I stopped at the QT because all I had was one slice of pizza for dinner last night. That’s all I’ve had. I was fucking starving. And as I’m walking in, they’re having a prayer group right there in the parking lot of the QT!

I wouldn’t have given a shit or cared because of the part of the country I’m in. Except this entire group of people look like ex cons and crackheads!

Now I’m thinking how cool, qt is allowing ex cons and crackheads to have their prayer group right in the middle of their fucking parking lot. And it looks as though they’re sponsoring it with free icee’s

So in their honor, as I was walking by, I didn’t release that fart like I usually do before going inside the store! I did, however do a drive-by prayer session to their God for them!

“Dear baby Jesus, please help these ex cons and crackheads. Stay off of dope and keep their ways straight! Oh and sweet baby Jesus, help get that one woman a hair tie because in this wind, you know she’s not paying attention to the words of the sweet baby Jesus”

Amen!

Owner op in the white truck that he had one toothless wonder in front of him, and I think there was another one behind him, but she was kind of covering her face!

If I would’ve seen her face, I could’ve definitely told you for sure but the one in front was definitely a toothless wonder…..

Or did you realize mid trip that you can’t do 520 miles in exactly 8 hours? Especially when you’re running through the back woods and a major city!

Why do you think I stopped back there? It took a 30 minute? I didn’t want to, but I knew I was gonna have to.

Anyways, I’m tired as fuck. I’m gonna go do my thing and I’m gonna call it a day! See ya…..

Drive4Crete.com and drive4Schaeffer.com ! They are still priced at $25 million each. They must be bought together and buyer pays all taxes and escrow, transfer fees.!

Since the transfer fees come for me, that will be another $1.2 million tacked on top…..

Price is not negotiable. And if you’re in the trucking industry, you would know how valuable those domains are. Considering everybody wants the drive 4 with the company name after……

It has got to be horrible sitting behind a screen all day wearing a tech-support headset. bullying other employees around because you think you’re something fucking special all while complaining about your $40,000 a year to relay messages and answer the phone! and how you should be making as much as drivers who spend damn near all there time out here on the road to support your sorry ass…..

All while you sit on your ass for 8 -10 hours a day…..

Welcome to dispatcher world….. so howwible! Howwible, just howwible!

I can only imagine the pain and suffering y’all think you deserve for the finger pain. You have pushing the arrow key down……

To ask you a question driver. How the fuck are you able to do a decent pre-trip at 5 o’clock in the morning with no flashlight?

I’d also like to know why you’re so interested in my truck? You never see me poking around your truck. Yeah I see you monkey fuckers poking around my truck all the fucking time……

But seriously, if you could just answer that one question about the pre-trip I would much appreciate it!

Your criminality doing today? Oh my bad how is your mental health doing today?

More threats of cutting my miles and telling me I’m not good enough to work here! Oh no, not that…..

I’ve been waiting all these years for you to replace me like you said you would do years ago over in Columbus!

So when exactly are you going to do that? Cus I’m getting really fucking tired of supporting your sorry ass’s with my hard work……

I had to poop!

And like that shit in the toilet! That is exactly what I think of you…..

About what I think of when you mention particular company terminals! It’ll be fun! You can hear and watch all the various bullshit I’ve delt with over the years, here…..

One more coat of paint and I’ll be good to go!

Why yes that cross is upside down….

Hell yea I’m having fun with this! Just like your having fun fucking with little ole me!