Category: Road Life

If I left my lyric book on the counter? Omg I would have swat beating down my door!

Pisses off two teenage girls in women costumes more than taking away their phone privileges…..

Hey, I’ll pack up my shit, hop in a rental car and head home tomorrow……

Good cause this whole fucking thing is criminal!

That was an interesting night last night!

All I know is the big beautiful lawsuit is getting bigger and bigger and more beautiful as we speak!

Like I said, it was a weird night, man. The stoner old lady has been at the house since I left. Of course, like most stoners would be she is paranoid and turned the cameras around! So not only is the security system not able to work, but I can’t check on anything at the house.

Last night I parked in this shitty fucking area I had one bar of signal. so I got an alert from the alarm system saying there was movement. I’m like OK so this long after the fact is like an hour two hours after the fact.

So I login to check the camera and see what the fuck is going on and suddenly I’m getting fire alarms. I hear some dude talking in the background about that’s a nice guitar. That’s a nice amp grab that or something.

So according to this restraining order, I can contact my soon to be ex old lady about certain topics via text. I can’t call I can’t be within 150 feet of her but I can text her about things!

Like I said, this is the weirdest fucking restraining order I’ve ever seen.

So first I asked her why is my brother there because the guy in the background is talking with a little lisp. But then I start getting all these alerts. So I ask, is everything all right at the house?

Of course I get no reply. So this is the fine line on this restraining order. I’m not allowed to send anybody over for me to fuck with her. But I did. I don’t know if I coul call the cops. I could call the fire department. I don’t know what the fuck is going on .

So I call up my little brother. One off the official, “ will you go over and let Mika out and feed her please personnel!” sent him a copy of the video. All you can hear is audio. You can’t see anything and here’s the weird part. My cameras don’t alert to audio. Figure that one out, but I got an alert for audio.

I tell him hey if you see the old ladies car there, just keep on driving by I won’t worry, but her her car is not there. Will you go inside? Make sure the place isnt fucking burning down.

Now I could go to jail I don’t give a fuck, but I’m trying to protect my property and even though I am tired of my stoner old lady I wouldn’t want to see her hurt…..

All I know is, I can hear the dog barking her fucking head off and I’m getting temperature alerts from the cameras now! I’m getting temperature alert from the alarm system. So he peeks around the house doesn’t see anything.

Like I said, this is just fucking weird man. But either she’s playing games which is obviously she is. Or somethings wrong with my alarm system. Or who knows…..

I’m gonna chalk this one off to I don’t fucking know. And of course, the Stoner check never bothered to reply……

You’re in big trouble, right?

Have no idea, I just heard the guy on the radio say that! I actually ran out of shit to post today!

Will call it, “the big, beautiful lawsuit”…..

What do you think, Brian? Good name?

A lot more natural born females showing us cooter as we’re driving down the road! It’s a boobies are cool and all, but we need cooter!

Ask me if I care? I could use the fucking vacation.!

In the next court hearing will start the lawsuit rolling……

Stay tuned!

Just kicking back watching all these lid surfers land surf…..

Cus well I’m guessing they are nowhere near the ocean would be my best guess…..