Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Aww, me….

by RoachKiller

I’m drug-free. I still have a shit load of life left in me to live!

The soon to be ex-wife? She is not drug free, has a new ailment every week and honestly should work dispatch at a trucking company. Cause she has a fucking excuse for everything…….

2 things…..

by RoachKiller

I’m just watching the harassment by proxy the cockroaches are putting on for social media!

The fam all know my number! If any of them gave a shit about me or the dog. They would have called within the last 3 months…..

Don’t ever forget that!

Last time I’m gonna…..

by RoachKiller

Talk about! You can either give me divorce papers like I previously mentioned! I’ll sign those papers tomorrow! You try and alter what I previously said, and I’ll drop the 25 grand on my lawyer!

Not to mention all those things you don’t want other people to know about from the past! Which I’m sure might sponsor you a few days in jail….. at least…..

Coming up on…..

by RoachKiller

3 months! I notice all those problems are still there!

Only difference from then and now is, the guy y’all kept blaming them on, isn’t there anymore…..

Matter of fact, he is chilling with pup pup. Trying to decide which fake plant he wants at the top of the stairs!

Do I go with a fake fern or fake bamboo plant?

Bwoop bwoop!

Hunting them…..

by RoachKiller

Digitally undetected, is the easy part……

Ain’t that right crazy?

Silly me, why am I asking you? You and your batch of stupid have never done anything undetected……

Your just now…..

by RoachKiller

Figuring out that 90% of the shit you see on any social media platform is a crock of shit? Wow!

I own a bridge down in Arizona I’m looking to sell…..

Been here….

by RoachKiller

Almost 4 hours for a local delivery! Of course one that I couldn’t make otd and confirmed that with!

So stay tuned and let’s see if Crete will actually pay me detentions for this!

So you’re saying…..

by RoachKiller

All I have to do to dumb myself down is take Tylenol?

You couldn’t have told me this before I found mass quantities of caffeine will dumb you down…..

Fucking cunts!

Y’all ever…..

by RoachKiller

Noticed the amount of unmarked cop cars following yall?

Which reminds me! It’s nice to see your now sending females to promote the “ thinking man chin rub!”

I’m pretty sure the so called men you kept sending were balding their own beards….. I mean you and them haven’t thought up a good “ think” in years! Fucking morons!

No actually I’m in a decent mood!

You little…..

by RoachKiller

Company shit bags put on your big boy pants yet? Y’all finally pull up your pampers and decide to be men today?

Yea didn’t think so! Low rent cunts like yourself are what people go to when they are scrapping the bottom of the barrel!

Ahhh yes, yes, yes

by RoachKiller

This use to be my place to relax and enjoy time home! This is also the room that the soon to be x old lady would let the dog poop and pee in! As you can see, the heavy pee stains and dried dog poop still on the floor!

I had to stop using that room as the smell of ammonia was far too intense for me! After cleaning the carpets myself multiple times!

Not only was that unfair to the dog! It was unfair for everyone who lives in that house! It was to the point she was incapable of putting in any effort for anything!

I love to cook, I would always try to make meals at least once every time home! she was always to tired or didn’t feel like cooking! Yet if I said, let’s go out to dinner! She would be dressed and out the door before I finished that sentence!

Oddly she would never eat anything I made for us or the kids! ( my guess she was worried I would do to her food as she did to mine! )

She gave up years ago! I gave up 4 months ago!

I’m sure all of you have a story like this….. all I can say is, drugs are bad! Drugs are bad, people….

There is at least 1 good thing! I won’t have to put up the Christmas tree this year! As no one in the house ever took it down from last year…..

Starting to see the reason I’ve been so busy when I go home? Yup, like usual, I’m the only one doing anything to fix years of neglect! It’s now my home and it will be done my way! The right way!

Sad part is, all anyone had to do was take the dog for a walk every day! She has no problem going overnight without pooping or peeing on the carpets!

That simple thing was far too difficult, I guess……

I’ve been thinking…..

by RoachKiller

About my plan of attack for single life. For dating in the future, finding someone else to spend my time with so to speak..

I’m sure I’ll do the let’s go out for coffee bullshit for potential suitors I don’t know. Ones I do know, I guarantee they’ll be getting a nice slab of steak from my favorite kitchen……

Honestly, I don’t even think I’ll have to go that far. Or even have to take that much time……