Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Almost got away….

by RoachKiller

With it! I tried telling the store clerk my dog was a service animal! That she is my seeing eye dog!

My guess pulling up in an 18wheeler and the dog wasn’t driving was a dead give away it wasn’t true!

On a side note, yall will be happy to know my Elog gps sent me to a residential area no where near the actual warehouse I was delivering to!

Praise sweet baby Jesus I had been there before huh? From the truck tire marks on the road. I’m guessing a lot of your newbies actually followed that routing?

Well god damn…..

by RoachKiller

I finally said yes to my first job interview! Been 23+ years since I’ve done one! Let’s see how it goes!

Decent company, decent pay…..

Stay tuned!

See dude……

by RoachKiller

My definition of overthinking is as follows!

I have a situation or a problem I need this solve. The way my brain works, is I go over every possible outcome for the solution to the problem. Then when I have come to a conclusion, I weigh the percentages of each possible outcome to come to fruition! the most likely outcome is what I prepare for.

yet I have also prepared for all the other various outcomes that my brain was able to think up! that way if something unexpected happens, I have prepared for that…..

I call it playing mental chess…..

I’m at the point…..

by RoachKiller

I watch Hulu, prime and paramount along with all the free apps! Yet I pay for Netflix, hbo and all that other shit!

Nope, not any more! I pay for my 3 now and that’s it!

Frugal, the man is my new name! Well besides the new rugs and nick nacks I ordered to spruce up the house where the old ladies shit use to be….

Hey Chris……

by RoachKiller

How’s that war inside your head going? Are you finally winning?

Don’t you find it odd that you’re fighting a war that nobody’s fighting back? Just you, your thoughts and whatever mental illness you’re suffering from this week……

I also don’t……

by RoachKiller

Drink coffee out here on the road. There is a big difference between the West Coast coffee, Midwest coffee and East Coast coffee!

It’s a big enough difference that I refuse to drink coffee anywhere other than when I am at home on the West Coast!

Yeah, when I do drink coffee, it’s never hot. I always get an iced coffee or my new FAV is a blackrock fuel frozen.

I’ve been looking online trying to figure out how to do this shit myself cause I know it’s not an issue. It can be done For a whole lot less!

Since I’ll be going local here pretty soon I wanna be frugal until I know. I’m in a good position I can go back to my usual stupidity!

So I found this on Amazon they had multiple different styles. I figured I’d give this one a shot as it was highly reviewed And a decent price.

So I’ll be making my iced coffee at home from now on and I’ll do a review when I get the chance cause the super spendy coffee I bought is supposed to be superb!

And like Tom Araya said, don’t be afraid to use the word beautiful!

If I can’t…..

by RoachKiller

Stand the taste of Chick-fil-A. What in the hell makes you think I would like Zaxby’s?

Unless it’s a chicken leg, or a McDonald’s chicken nugget. I can’t stand chicken!

I don’t know why! it’s the weirdest fucking thing! I think it’s the texture but it makes me sick to my stomach if it’s not one of those other two…..

Don’t mind me……

by RoachKiller

I’m just watching you and your batch of stupid fucking digging your graves even deeper…

Nobody would believe me unless I was actually there and had proof! You, people are too fucking stupid to realize when your caught red handed!

I guess this is why you is who you is, and why I is who I is?

On a serious note, I feel so fucking bad for you people. You’re not smart enough to know when to stop and you’re not smart enough to know that you’re not smart enough to know…..

I was gunna say…..

by RoachKiller

If your walking into the rest area! Don’t use the path on the far left!

But then I saw you walk on the path on the far left! My dog accidentally pooped on that path!

I will now say, you might want to check your shoes before getting back in your truck if you walked on the path on the left…..

I’m just……

by RoachKiller

Toot tooting my horn for fun now! Once I talk about something that means it’s done and over with….

Toot toot!

Aww, me….

by RoachKiller

I’m drug-free. I still have a shit load of life left in me to live!

The soon to be ex-wife? She is not drug free, has a new ailment every week and honestly should work dispatch at a trucking company. Cause she has a fucking excuse for everything…….

2 things…..

by RoachKiller

I’m just watching the harassment by proxy the cockroaches are putting on for social media!

The fam all know my number! If any of them gave a shit about me or the dog. They would have called within the last 3 months…..

Don’t ever forget that!

Last time I’m gonna…..

by RoachKiller

Talk about! You can either give me divorce papers like I previously mentioned! I’ll sign those papers tomorrow! You try and alter what I previously said, and I’ll drop the 25 grand on my lawyer!

Not to mention all those things you don’t want other people to know about from the past! Which I’m sure might sponsor you a few days in jail….. at least…..

Coming up on…..

by RoachKiller

3 months! I notice all those problems are still there!

Only difference from then and now is, the guy y’all kept blaming them on, isn’t there anymore…..

Matter of fact, he is chilling with pup pup. Trying to decide which fake plant he wants at the top of the stairs!

Do I go with a fake fern or fake bamboo plant?

Bwoop bwoop!