Decided to….

Fix the handle on the microwave a few minutes ago! It’s and old microwave, builder installed! So I didn’t spend much time on it!

Welp, there was nothing I could do to physically repair the handle except super glue and pressure!

So I fixed the handle and realized I should probably clean the fucker too! Yup, I got the top part you midgets never see.

But as I was doing that, I realized the glass front on the door just slides out! I was like I wish I would have known that earlier! Yet I pulled the glass out to give it a sink shine. When I did, a buttload of broken glass fell on the floor!

I was like, oh fuck! this microwave still has life left in it, I don’t want to replace it now! So I look in the door and there was a buttload of broken glass inside the door. Luckily the glass I pulled out was fine! Woo hoo!

So the previous owners broke the glass door and just replaced the glass and left the broken glass inside the door! How rude!

On a good note, I put it all back together! Handle is handling, glass is glassing and all is well at least for a while before I have to replace that fucker!

As I only replace appliances as needed! This explains the whisper quit stainless steel dishwasher and fridge! While the range is black and the microwave is white! 😉

First totally 70’s…..

Bone smoker, decoration complete! Only a shit load more to go…..

Remember these are all ideas I got from friends moms….. pure memory from an age gone by…..

Added bonus I have extra of those feathery things! That way I can put them into the fake fern at the top of the stairs to tie it all together…..

Not one of…..

My scooters coffee, snickerdoodle k cups to be found! Imagine that!

Wouldn’t really matter anyway, not one coffee machine here…..

God damn what a vile, evil bitch!

For now this will…

Have to suffice over the fire place! Hobby lobby had a really nice, big barn door style piece! Unfortunately it only came in black! Perfect size, shape everything! If they would have had it in sage green that would have sufficed!

But a blank canvass is a cool idea considering what will eventually be imprinted on it…..

What has my life become…..

I was a border line alki/ speed freak! Gave that all up to become one of the best truck drivers on the roads today!

Got back into music hard and look at me now! I’m passing up dates with women that you only dream of going out with. So I can fold laundry, play with the dog and learn the acoustic intro to an Old Testament song!

I don’t know whether I have fallen deep into the trenches of despair or I’m living my best life…..

ROFLMAO! I’m seriously living my best life! 😉

Yes that’s my…..

23 year accident free plaque! Honestly I think I’m gunna leave it right there! It makes a great fucking coaster! I have a wall full of those fucking things…..

Yet I’m procrastinating working on the living room decor and hanging all the new hangers up! While tossing out the old ones….

I am however heading out to grab me some new art! As that clock over the fire place has been at that exact time for like 10 years now!

The life of a newly single dude…..

Now you do…..

Realize that in today’s world of kardashian’ites! People will believe whatever you tell them especially if it’s on the internet…….

The true believers will even act aggressively in defense of the bullshit if they even have an inkling it’s from them…..

Don’t mind me…..

I’m just watching the whitetrash wearing there big boy rustler brand pants today!

I wonder if they will have those same smiles sitting in that defendants chair…..

I’m guessing troll life is rolling those fuckers pretty god damn hard!

Ok gave it…..

It’s official listening! Of course in the best place to listen to a song!

The fucking car! Yup still my new fav tune!

Testaments new album para Bellum is kicking my ass!

Oh and my attorney has once again apologized for your actions! He’s starting to sound like a broken record! We both now yall are piles of shit!