The reason you ladies couldn’t tell what I was heating up in the truck stop microwave. Was due to the fact it fell within the range of your usual natural scent?
I will tell you this is some damn good lobster bisque with old bay goldfish! Damn good!

The reason you ladies couldn’t tell what I was heating up in the truck stop microwave. Was due to the fact it fell within the range of your usual natural scent?
I will tell you this is some damn good lobster bisque with old bay goldfish! Damn good!

I walked into the men’s room at a Wally World store and there was no one jerking off!
I figured since that’s a very hot search topic all you only fans ho’s would be in there daily for content!

Oddly one of the nicest shitter I’ve been in…..
It’s done pookie! Take notice of the mat under the skillet! Simple Amazon high heat cooking mat! Keeps the table from melting!
Best present my old lady ever done did buy me!

Uses a portion of the power a microwave does! Added buns, it cleans with the wipe of a cloth!
You still have to idle a bit for long cooks but nothing like a microwave!
Matter of fact lasko here uses more power than this fucking skillet!

Night was fucking awesome! Set this thing at 300 degrees. Put the lid on and wammo, in about 5 minutes you got pizza!
That skillet works fucking great! Not as fast as a microwave but tastes 10 times better!



Yeah, I can’t drink regular soda pop except on occasion. As it far too sweet for my taste buds. I will, however on occasion enjoy a grape or strawberry or pineapple Fanta out of the soda fountain!
As to how the fuck you twats can drink regular soda pop on a daily basis is beyond my fucking imagination!
my taste buds go back to when Tab was a favorite diet soda of the masses……
Of the pedophile ready to roll? Tomorrow’s dinner has been purchased…..

Much better when the cheese was melted but not bad cold!
Sloppy joes! Road style!

I’ve gotten in a long time! $65 bucks of cheese and beef for $10!
You’re welcome slag!

Made dinner last night! Made whatever I had floating in the truck!
Oddly I had a pound of this half beef and half pork hamburger and some shrooms I found at a Walmart in Nebraska a while back! With some creamy chicken noodle packages I found!
Holy fuck! You put the 3 together you have one hell of an overdose in sodium, But well worth it!
That was good!


No that is not a glp-1, that would be a tube of neosporin for my tat! The hair is growing back and the Neosporin helps with healing and itching!
Hail satin! 😉
Need help! I think I’m a kinder bueno junky!
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Help my cure my addiction!
Pilot and loves truck stops are evil pushers! Bastards gave me the first hit for free!

Turkey butt!


Gobble gobble gobble…..
Lunch was delicious!

Doesn’t get tattooed and head straight for teriyaki tofu is a fool!

Worked!


My only concern was the green chicken! Well either way the poop is flowing nicely again!
It really does make y’all look like cunts when I randomly decide to wear a jacket into the truck stop! Huh?

By the way, spend the extra $10 to add the buffalo burger to the cowboy burger! Twas really good and I actually feel full! Buuuurp!

Not only is today 420, it’s also Hitler’s birthday! That’s rather fitting for such an evil religion and religious holiday, huh?
Dinner is served…..

They are not that bad! Remember to remove the paper after cooking if you’re going to pan cook!

Will this taste good with ground beef? Not a fan of regular Mac and cheese! Well if it tastes anything like vegan lasagna. I’ll wish I bought more than this $1.99 4 pack…..

Sometime ice cream is far more important than chasing Sarah Conner pussy!

Fucking godly I am!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
