Category: Ford Fender

Oh hun…..

by RoachKiller

This is as close as I come to ever owning a sg! Matter of fact that use to be the one I owned! I’m not a sg fan unless it’s capped! Like a modern…..

Ahhh…..

by RoachKiller

These Marshall mh heads? Yea that was Marshall’s attempt at making an affordable hand wired head! I believe they came out before the diesel series?

Any hoot, I’ve had a 50w and a 100w version for years! They never were a show stopper! They are like a crate blue voodoo now. Killer clean channel, more of a plexi gain state now! always had issues with the reverb popping and going out!

Personally I would take a bugera 333xl or a 6505+ over these! But a silver jubilee blows them all away! Yo!

Honestly with today’s tube powered pedals! You can make anything sound like a tube amp…..

But only have 20 more guitars to sell off! Just dumped 10 more…..

Please join me…..

by RoachKiller

In lighting a tribute to our lord and savior, Chris Cornell! The only miracle I have ever seen is a blue candle turn to purple….. if anyone can do it, Chris can…..

I wish…..

by RoachKiller

I would have been video recording trying out this amp! Just plugged it in have been working on adjusting it out for a little while! Was using my elite strat and was getting a way over drivin blues gain off the amp! Forgetting this elite has 6k pick up’s in it .

I decided to plug in a Jackson wildcard. Hit a couple major 5ths! 🙂 next thing I know my poochie started freaking the fuck out! barking howling and trying to bite me!

Like what the fuck? The overdriven blues was fine and a few major 5ths send her into a demon dog? Seriously she had the look of she wanted my throat! I tried to calm her by petting her and the bitch tried to bite me! Then I noticed she pissed the floor! ;(

So I’m thinking no more satan music when she is near….. ;(

It’s just weird cus I play guitar with her in the room all the time…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

Started going through all my old truck stuff! This is one of my old shower bags!

This is what I found inside! ROFLMAO!

I’m still trying to figure out how the 2 sticks of Evdo ram for one of my cobalt raw web servers got in there! ROFLMAO! This was my shower bag! Figure that one out……

Im really…..

by RoachKiller

Starting to be embarrassed for the twats I call “ groupies “ who are still using social media in an attempt to troll!

God damn you worthless cunts really are pathetic! I’m starting to see why after all these years you’re still pushing the shopping cart home…..

Ok…..

by RoachKiller

Just say no to these boot socks! They are thin and actually make your feet slide inside your boots!

These boot socks below on the other hand, rock! They are warm, thicker and your feet don’t slide inside your boot!

They get an a++++ in my book!

Oddly…..

by RoachKiller

Took sometime last night to practice on both of them! Couldn’t find the phone I used to program the amp last time. So I had to use the default shit! I was fully tuned down a half step and came up with this wonderfully evil riff…..

This explains why I’m again recording my practice sessions! If I can remember it and the amp settings. I’ll definitely try it on the new guitar coming my way today…..

I will tell you it sounds much better on the e2 over the s2…..

I woke up…..

by RoachKiller

Late this morning! Sat on the couch, had a large bowl of colon cleansing granola and honey bunches of o’s!

The next thing I know I wake up to this….. chew still in lip and raging morning wood, wooding? wtf?

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

Yall are extremely lucky I’m an honest guy! Who has zero interest in fucking with you or your truck!

In this instance I easily could have had my way with you and your truck! Especially if you were one of the countless mindblowing stupid fucks who fucked with me over the years!

But I’m not and I know that you and yours are probably already receiving a royal ass fucking by karma and her friends…..

Besides, the chick working the register at that store was kinda hot…..

Told you….

by RoachKiller

This Charles Manson shirt pisses old folks off! ROFLMAO! Did you see how hard the clerk at canned food outlet slapped that stamp on my receipt? That they don’t normally put on the receipts! ROFLMAO!

Even I, on occasion need to have fun! If it’s something as simple as my “ never trust a hippie” shirt with Charles Mansons face on it! I’ll take it!

You should see what happens when I wear my “ Jesus is a cunt” tshirt! ROFLMAO!

Really…..

by RoachKiller

Would a gay man wear anything close to this? I think not!

Speaking of gay men. Remember that petit black guy who rolled for I think Shaffer? He lived around here somewhere.

The last thing I heard was, he knocked himself out when he opened the truck door? ( he could have also been the guy who burned his entire face and upper torso when he opened the coolant reservoir while the engine was hot? )

Anyways, I pulled into the dc last night after my first monster fucking run. Lo and behold, I think he was the driver who rolled in behind me!

I wonder what “ accident “ he will have here…..

Like I said, all that Crete stupidity stopped with me when I left Crete! So I didn’t bring it up….. ( I really wanted to though….. )

Sorry ladies……

by RoachKiller

If you don’t want me to get back together with my soon to be x old lady. Then yall are gunna have to start taking one for the team! Cus I am definitely an old horny mother fucker!

So either put up or shut up! Cus if you ain’t fucking me, you ain’t got any say in what I do…..