Category: Ford Fender

Oh, how……

by RoachKiller

Did I learn to ride a motorcycle? My parents had this old Honda CB 750 that sat in the garage for years. Didn’t run had bad tags no insurance.

One day, a buddy of mine came over and he fixed it. He had to rebuild the carburetor I believe. So it ran, but nobody would ride it because it had no insurance and bad tags.

One day I needed to go somewhere and I didn’t have gas for my pick up. But I knew that Honda had a full tank.

I had Ridden dirt bikes over the years when I was a kid, but never really got much practice at. So luckily, I taught myself how to ride that CB 750 like it was nothing!

The only thing that was the most of a challenge wasn’t shifting. It was keeping that fucking thing stable with that giant motherfucking fairing it had on the front end!

That fairing, I swear to God weighed more than the bike!

But after that, I decided to keep riding it cause it was fun. Until I finally ran out of luck and I got pulled over! I got so lucky. I told the cop I was taking it out for a test ride after fixing it cause luckily he pulled me over by the house. So he gave me a warning and sent me away!

No motorcycle endorsement no insurance bad tags and it almost bald tire to take it back home get it fixed!

So that’s how I learned how to ride a motorcycle…

So how……

by RoachKiller

Are all of you in Texas enjoying the moral third Reich you voted in?

So this means that you now have to drive to the surrounding states to self medicate!

That Just upped your weed bill 100 bucks a month! and that’s only if you don’t get popped on your way back home…..

I’m guessing…..

by RoachKiller

The reason you ladies couldn’t tell what I was heating up in the truck stop microwave. Was due to the fact it fell within the range of your usual natural scent?

I will tell you this is some damn good lobster bisque with old bay goldfish! Damn good!

I am down…..

by RoachKiller

Here In the keys! The only reason they sent me here was cus they knew I would get a million mini skeeters in my truck!

The most dangerously annoying skeeters!

Ones that with one fail swoop will drink 1000 times their body weight in your blood! To the point they can barely fly….

Yes I have The Beach Boys song stuck in my head!

Lying gets…..

by RoachKiller

You no where princess! In this case you can either lie, tell the truth or say nothing!

Lying won’t help you win the case! So if your like me.

They tell you to just keep doing what you’re doing. And Give you some simple ground rules to follow.

Yet most of all, tell you never, ever, ever lie! ( unless you order a new guitar and you have to tell your old lady it’s “ just a guitar case!” )

So ask yourself this, did you lie today? I sure the fuck haven’t!

You, you ladies and gents have, haven’t you? it’s built into your daily lives! Part of your dna? You can’t open your mouths without a load of lies and bullshit comes pouring out!

Unlike yall, I actually got the “ proof” to back up what I say and do…..

See ya!

Watch this……

by RoachKiller

Yeah, I can’t drink regular soda pop except on occasion. As it far too sweet for my taste buds. I will, however on occasion enjoy a grape or strawberry or pineapple Fanta out of the soda fountain!

As to how the fuck you twats can drink regular soda pop on a daily basis is beyond my fucking imagination!

my taste buds go back to when Tab was a favorite diet soda of the masses……

Guess who……

by RoachKiller

Showed back up in my TikTok feed last night? Yep, you guessed it the little Negro boy who seems to think that he has a vagina! As I’m giggling, his testes are the clue he might not be a woman huh?

Same stupid different day…..

You gotta admit that he must have a really small pecker if he can do the tuck and it really looks like he has a twat. Yeah his testees poke out!

If he comes back around, I will post one of his TikTok’s on here for all you lovely people to seewhat I have had to endure for years on social media! And why I am 100% against any form of adult content on social media…..

Nah…..

by RoachKiller

I’ve been in contact with a few “ adult friends” who have all told me that site I was thinking about starting is brilliant!

So when I go in for my next tattoo session. I’ll live stream it and see how people take to it!

Everyone one of the ladies and dudes all said yes to a sleeve or full piece. So finding fresh flesh to press and tattoo won’t be difficult!

So we shall see…..

Oddly, unlike my competitors I actually have quality skin that not only pleases the eyes it also pleases the…..