Category: Ford Fender

This is how…..

by RoachKiller

You know you have come full circle with the company you work for and trucking in general!

You hook to an empty. Do a pre trip and realize the repair you did on the trailer 6 months ago was still on that trailer!

I picked this trailer up about 6 months ago in the gay bay! It wasn’t a fresh hole in the lower outside rail. It had been there a while!

Yet needless to say it was a hot load and you needed to make that hole disappear! So you break out what you got and this is the result!

6 months passes and your now hunting an empty! You come across the best looking trailer! Hook and pre trip! You see that and realize that’s your fucking handy work!

Keep in mind, since then it has gotten brake pads and other various new damage aquired since then!…..

Me, I’m just kicking back in aw that 1 my handy work is still on there! 2 I’ve been driving way too long cus my years of road repair experience. Has led me to notice my road repair is still on there….. 😉

The dual guitar case…..

by RoachKiller

It’s really great and light when you put 2 guitars in it!

It’s not so great when you start to load it down! Now I don’t have any pedal with me this ride. So I simulated a full bag by throwing my shower bag on!

The skateboard wheels make a smooth role of it. Yet it becomes unbalanced quickly! The more you load in there the more it becomes uncomfortable to roll!

The only other thing that bothers be is how easily and how quickly the bottom gets scratched!

Over all I see this as being a viable option for a non airplane gig or tour! It definitely has more than enough room to load everything but the PA system! 😉

Price wise I don’t see its value at $499 retail! $300 – $400 yes!

Overall I give this case a 4.5 out of 5! Would have done better if the didn’t scratch so easily….. and had better support between the 1st and second layers…..

Welp…..

by RoachKiller

Don’t forget to wear a condom! Hope your dreams come true and remember to check id before you stick your dick in!

Think of groupies like buying alcohol! Card those fuckers, every time!

FYI, that is not a dominos pizza! I found out the hard way!

Aww poopy…..

by RoachKiller

Your reason for not taking this trailer was null!

Not only did that tire not zipper out until I was backing in to drop it!

The stretch was legal for the states I went through to deliver it!

So poopy, your lose is well, my last delivered load! Poopy!

That is called a zipper…… why? Well cus not only does it sound like a zipper being pulled down when it goes!

When you put the rubber back together the pieces kinda look like a zipper…..

Poopy!

A little truck driver knowledge for ya’s! Poopy!

FYI, when we say “gators“ we’re not really talking about alligators! We’re talking about those big strips of rubber you see on the road! They are called gators cus they love to come up and bite you! ( aka cause damage to the truck! )

Now you can tell all your friends you’re a real truck driver now! Poopy!

Omg good…..

by RoachKiller

Made dinner last night! Made whatever I had floating in the truck!

Oddly I had a pound of this half beef and half pork hamburger and some shrooms I found at a Walmart in Nebraska a while back! With some creamy chicken noodle packages I found!

Holy fuck! You put the 3 together you have one hell of an overdose in sodium, But well worth it!

That was good!

No that is not a glp-1, that would be a tube of neosporin for my tat! The hair is growing back and the Neosporin helps with healing and itching!

Hail satin! 😉

Ah yes,

by RoachKiller

That is my bathroom sink! If you notice, there is 1 tooth brush that was removed from the broken glass toothbrush holder. Now turned qtip holder, that now resides in that brown box on the counter!

Everything else you see here belongs to my old lady! I would move my toothbrush back to its rightful spot in that 50’s qtip holder.

Yet last time I did that my toothbrush ended up in a drawer….. wich took some searching to find!

FYI, I bought the broken glass cotton ball and brush holder years ago at an estate sale!

Notice what marriage does to your stuff! 😉

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

And as I was walking back to my car after tattoo time yesterday! Popping the lid off my jones soda that I purchased at the local Asian bodega nearby!

Of course using a screw that was attached to a telephone pole to pop that top! Oddly back in the day, I probably used that same screw to pop the top off a Henry’s inroute to shoot pool at Kellogg bowl….

But as I was doing my thing. I see this teenage kid watching everything I was doing. Nothing new! It’s not often you see someone opening a bottle of soda on a telephone pole everyday….

But then I took a good look at this kid! He looked almost identical to a kid I went to school with. Overly curly long hair, duh look and someone you know gets beat up a lot in school!

It then dawned on me, that had to be remrev’s kid! Poor bastard! I’m guessing his mom and dad ain’t rich like his parents, parents were! The fucker had to ride trimet!

Well hopefully he still has his dad’s pre cbs Strat! ( I did I mention remrev’s parents were wealthy? )

In between…..

by RoachKiller

Getting my sleeve worked on and those vaccine shots yesterday! I am thoroughly spent!

All my muscles ache! My arms hurt and now I’m peeing with multiple streams!

Even after a full 10 hour sleep last night!

So I think I’m gunna kick back, grab a monster soda and get to getting while the getting is good!

Well that was…..

by RoachKiller

Cool! He went through and did some cover up of some thin spots on my arm on top of finishing up the black out portion of the show!

Little dissapointed since we had so much time left over we didn’t do the design on the inside of my arm!

As I explained to the artists, I was planning on finishing the blackout, giving it a rest for a few months. Then coming back for a second coat of paint!

Well let’s see how this rolls after today’s session! As my entire arm was hit! With some sort of needle injection!

On the brite side, I walked in with $600 and walked out with $400, ok $360 as I gave him a $40 tip! As he easily did $300 worth of ink today!

I’ll post pictures later!

I could of…..

by RoachKiller

Sworn I had an old unused YouTube account that had live abilities hooked to it! Well fuck!

I guess the first live will be pre-recorded… boo hoo!

@industrial-ink on YouTube later today!