by RoachKiller Protectors on! the $10 for 2 version! Let’s see how they hold up compared to zagg!
They definitely look cooler…..
Oh and before you “ freak out, man” about the bpm on the watch! It’s usually between 65 and 85! If I’m out crawling under shit or hopped up on caffeine? It will raise…..
Don’t freak out man!
by RoachKiller Money to bang your sister, brah!
Send crypto to fordfender.wallet
by RoachKiller I will be giving each and every one of you a ride, soon enough….
So strap on your saddles ladies, cus yall got a long way to go…..
by RoachKiller I finally spent some money at the tourist trap! 30 years I’ve avoided it, this should give me some street cred when I get back home though!
Cus some prick stole my Oregone hat…..
by RoachKiller What can you say about the prince of darkness! What a farewell he gave…..
by RoachKiller Your old lady said she’s gunna give me the delivery man, birthday surprise for this! she gunna take out her teeth and everything!
You would think my old lady would do it? Nope, she’s too busy going all schitzo and shit….
23 years, mutder fuckers! ( spoken with a bitter beer face of a woman, who took her dentures out! )
by RoachKiller The cell phone coverage conspiracy from a person that goes nationally. Verizon is supreme up north.
Meaning they have superior coverage in the northern states. You get to places like Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia. You have better coverage with AT&T…..
I would know because I run multiple carriers. Due to the fact that Verizon started getting a lot of dead spots in certain parts of the country. And AT&T fills in those gaps……
by RoachKiller What’s coming in the near future. So I plan on eliminating the dead weight, the ungrateful and the people who didn’t give a shit about what I was doing to get to this point.
All they gave a fuck about was that I got to this point for their own selfish gain….
So it’s time to make sure they don’t get to enjoy what I worked my motherfucking ass off to provide!
See ya!
by RoachKiller At the edge of the grave you’re digging for yourselves, waving!
Am I supposed to go eww, ahhh, ohhh, eeeks?
You keep doing the same retarded shit over and over and over again……
by RoachKiller Quit popular overseas…..
Canada is considered overseas, right?
by RoachKiller Shit out! Level as fuck buddy! Or as I like to say, “ close enough for government work…..”
by RoachKiller It’s almost as if that text came from the Philippines and it was simply carbon copied to 7 other numbers! Eeeks!
We’re all in some serious trouble that only gift cards can resolve before jail time begins! Eeeeks!
by RoachKiller Call you names and point out the obvious. I will however send you text’s like this……
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by RoachKiller Dickhuge.com I didn’t like the plural on the dick. I couldn’t get the name to roll off my tongue.
But dick huge sounds like somebody’s actual fucking name! So enjoy dickshuge.com! See the plural doesn’t sound right…..
by RoachKiller Had to pull a four hour last night! I had one project that I had to get done before I left last night and I figured it was gonna take me two hours but instead it took four fucking hours
So today, I actually had to take a nap! I had some stuff I had to make sure had to be done! Lucky for me all is complete …..
Let’s see how long it takes the super hackers to figure out what I did this time……
I’ll also bet that the only way they figure out what I did is by somebody else telling them! Cus I found my super hackers, really aint super at shit!
If it wasn’t for the fact that somebody else gave them the information they needed. They wouldn’t be hackers at all……
by RoachKiller Finally realize what’s going on. You ask to yourself, how the fuck did I miss all the warning signs?
Anyhoot, I’ll be a free agent soon at this rate….. see ya!
by RoachKiller There is nothing like spending half an hour in line at Taco Bell for midnight tacos’s! buuuurp!
by RoachKiller Motherfucker, to do! Brand new wall mount with an excellent rotate and tilt! 65 inches is huge compared to that 50 inch that was there!
Did the entire install myself! No cracks no dead pixels no dislocated shoulders no ripped biceps! Picture is great and it has this special voice pro sound set up! It’s quite nice. I can actually hear them fucking talk on the TV.
Overall, I give this LG 65 inch TV in A+ plus plus and it is Mika approved!
Added bonus, I actually found my glasses that I sat down on one of the Marshalls and forgot about! Even after I said to myself, I can’t forget about where I put these….
by RoachKiller To do that? Right?
