Category: Ford Fender

I am down…..

by RoachKiller

Here In the keys! The only reason they sent me here was cus they knew I would get a million mini skeeters in my truck!

The most dangerously annoying skeeters!

Ones that with one fail swoop will drink 1000 times their body weight in your blood! To the point they can barely fly….

Yes I have The Beach Boys song stuck in my head!

Lying gets…..

by RoachKiller

You no where princess! In this case you can either lie, tell the truth or say nothing!

Lying won’t help you win the case! So if your like me.

They tell you to just keep doing what you’re doing. And Give you some simple ground rules to follow.

Yet most of all, tell you never, ever, ever lie! ( unless you order a new guitar and you have to tell your old lady it’s “ just a guitar case!” )

So ask yourself this, did you lie today? I sure the fuck haven’t!

You, you ladies and gents have, haven’t you? it’s built into your daily lives! Part of your dna? You can’t open your mouths without a load of lies and bullshit comes pouring out!

Unlike yall, I actually got the “ proof” to back up what I say and do…..

See ya!

Watch this……

by RoachKiller

Yeah, I can’t drink regular soda pop except on occasion. As it far too sweet for my taste buds. I will, however on occasion enjoy a grape or strawberry or pineapple Fanta out of the soda fountain!

As to how the fuck you twats can drink regular soda pop on a daily basis is beyond my fucking imagination!

my taste buds go back to when Tab was a favorite diet soda of the masses……

Guess who……

by RoachKiller

Showed back up in my TikTok feed last night? Yep, you guessed it the little Negro boy who seems to think that he has a vagina! As I’m giggling, his testes are the clue he might not be a woman huh?

Same stupid different day…..

You gotta admit that he must have a really small pecker if he can do the tuck and it really looks like he has a twat. Yeah his testees poke out!

If he comes back around, I will post one of his TikTok’s on here for all you lovely people to seewhat I have had to endure for years on social media! And why I am 100% against any form of adult content on social media…..

Nah…..

by RoachKiller

I’ve been in contact with a few “ adult friends” who have all told me that site I was thinking about starting is brilliant!

So when I go in for my next tattoo session. I’ll live stream it and see how people take to it!

Everyone one of the ladies and dudes all said yes to a sleeve or full piece. So finding fresh flesh to press and tattoo won’t be difficult!

So we shall see…..

Oddly, unlike my competitors I actually have quality skin that not only pleases the eyes it also pleases the…..

Have you…

by RoachKiller

Noticed yet that every time yall report one of my fucking hilarious comments! I appeal, even though my comment is reinstated your accounts have started getting banned?

It’s a win win for everyone! Like today’s post where I replied, “ I charge $4.95 a picture! Do you want right, left or both feet?”

That was posted to a troll account that was asking for fat people pictures! Oddly, so many desperate people actually replied too….. with pictures of their fat ass’s!

$20 says those picture replies will be downloaded and saved for future troll accounts…..

Oh honey…..

by RoachKiller

You are so far down on my list of cunts to fuck over. I think you will be fine!

You flatter yourself if you think I have time to spend on the little people! The regulated time I have is for big fish and annoying morons!

So if you stay off my radar, you have almost zero chances of me fucking with you…..

Comprende’?

Here they…..

by RoachKiller

Cum! Your old ladies driving by with the over smile and poor bastard cars…..

I wouldn’t notice most of your old ladies as they are average ho’s! Today, with all the attempted thievery. I’m noticing more and more of you criminal ho’e types…..

I mean, the truck stops are filled at 1300 and that includes the 50 bobtail parking spots! just at this truck stop alone!

Yea, you ho trolls are out on patrol……

I think I’ll wash my ass tomorrow…..