by RoachKiller You ladies wants to play with my big black weenus?
Got another 3 hours In and that elbow thing fucking sucks! Ok, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the fleshy part of my inner arm!
By the end I was seriously curling my toes…..
My limit seems to be 3 hours….. a lot of flesh was covered…..
by RoachKiller 
$250 welcome home tattoo, Milwaukie Oregon
by RoachKiller They just shipped my Marshall jcm800 pedal! I didn’t think they had been released yet! How cool is that?
I’m thinking I can finally retire my 90’s dod rack mount effects processor I bought at guitar center in Indy years ago!
The only other box I have ever heard hit a jcm800 tone. Exactly!
The Marshall plexi tone not so much…..
by RoachKiller Looks damn good so far! All I know is I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so happy!
by RoachKiller She look so nervous…..
She got up and ran screaming down the road….. the pain , the pain she screamed! I was just sure I was on a bad episode of fantasy island!
by RoachKiller Seeing. Troll life is rolling you and your sheeplings pretty damn hard, mutton!
Whatya expect though? The trucker tarded gene courses through y’all’s veins with vigor! unlike that chromosome your kids missing.….
No, you really short people and I mean really short like under 5 foot. Realize us taller people aren’t looking at you because we find you attractive or you look weird. We’re looking at you because we wanna make sure we don’t step on you when we walk by!
Cause a lot like little kids, you’re shifty and darty, just like little kids running around!
So remember, we don’t find you attractive. We’re not gonna hit on you. We’re trying to make sure we don’t step on you…….
P.s…. Also, granny you should stay away from McDonald’s at your age! That shit is way too high sodium……
by RoachKiller Guitar, paco! No it is not an ak, rifle or any other weapon of mass destruction!
So when you ask, I love replying with, “ I can neither confirm or deny this to be a weapon!”
That too oddly sends a shiver up most people’s spine…..
Don’t worry driver, I don’t like to “ show off” a $3000 guitar in front of people who were probably recently in prison…..
by RoachKiller Explain to someone that they wouldn’t like your music? I have never said, “ I play satanic death metal” to anyone and got a reasonable reply! Except to people who are into satanic death metal! Or even metal at all! lol!
So I don’t even bother pointing people to where they can listen to what I’ve done!
It entertains me though, listening to there stories of the bands they were in…..
Makes me giggle…..
Just like if I were to tell people my pen name for the porn tracks I’ve recorded…..
by RoachKiller I was sweating! I had the bunk heater set at 80 rather than 72 like I usually do….
by RoachKiller The difference between the real les Paul 666 and the fake Satan 667?
Yea neither can I!
Ok I lied, I can! The real 666 is a bland kinda unattractive top…..
And Les Paul 22 1/2 will be getting a cool upgrade! Stay tuned…..
by RoachKiller One thing from namm this year! Yup you guessed it a jcm800 pedal!
Was thinking about the plexi but my wampler plexi drive deluxe can’t be beat…..
by RoachKiller I’ve been working on a song called, “sacrifice the whore”. The wife said if I ever post a song to iTunes or Spotify she will be the first one to buy it!
Roflmao, I’m thinking about releasing “ Mary had a little dead lamb!”….. I wonder if she will buy that?
by RoachKiller Ladies! There is more than enough of me to go around! Just get in line and wait your turn…..
by RoachKiller Be happy to know I finally got one! Waited for the eol sale and got one from a reputable dealer! Oddly new used for under $500…..
Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller If your friends are close enough to me that they can either smell my ass or my breath. Uh doesn’t that mean that you are once again breaking the terms of the restraining order against you?
This is your last warning, hun!
by RoachKiller The White Castle is definitely working its colon blow magic! Praise Jesus!
On a good note, my daughter called me today to give me the low down on my future grandkids! Bwoop bwoop!
1 will be a boy! While the other will be a boy! Fraternal twins! Both looking healthy and complete! Oddly, it also sounds like they have all the proper chromosomes! ( figure that one out poser! )
I am an excited future grandpa! Already explaining that I will babysit any time! I do not wipe butts though! ( except in extreme emergencies! ) That’s grandmas gig!
I am still hoping a 3rd baby sack will be found so I can say “ ha, told ya so!” 😉
Most of all, I’m looking forward to doting the future mom with everything her dad can give!
Love ya Les!
by RoachKiller This song when I was sitting on the toilet last night. I cannot get this fucking song out of my head! It’s fucking killing me……
by RoachKiller Been found! One of the neighbors scooped her up!! She’s micro chipped etc! Still makes you stress!
From what the neighbor said, little Mika was covered in mud! Guessing she went on one hell of an adventure…..
She earned it….. 😉
by RoachKiller Both hands! My dominant guitar playing hand is righty!
Learning to play ambidextrously not only helped revive tendons that were fucked up from years of driving truck. ( you can still see a bit on my right hand middle finger! Wich is 10 x’s better than it was just 5 years ago…. Ho!
It also means I can finger a chick with both hands, with orgasmic results!
Always thinking of you natural born ladies!
It’s a bright, bright sun shinny day……
by RoachKiller Literally, me using punctuation is rare! Taking it as written word is far beyond my scope of comprehension!
But for her it’s life…..
