Category: Ford Fender

That’s not bad……

by RoachKiller

52 miles to the gallon on the flat at around 48 through the hill at 70 miles an hour!

Bravo Toyota, bravo!

P.S the little troublemaker figured out she could climb on the center console. Which gives her easy access to my diet soda that I just refilled…..

Plenty of…..

by RoachKiller

Room for a guy thats 6’ 4”…… not a fan of this one though cause it’s got a vibration I don’t like it. Like a bad trailer tire thump or an out of balance steer tire! It’s driving me insane! Luckily, I only have to drive a 750 fucking miles!

It depends…..

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Will I be getting my dick wet before, after or during?

Cause if I’m getting my dick wet, I’ll gladly go…..

I could definitely use a trim!

No, I wasn’t……

by RoachKiller

Mad at all! I’ve been with this company too long to give a shit anymore. So when I walked in yesterday to the office with a chip on my shoulder, it wasn’t because I was mad.

I was seriously stressed out, but I wasn’t mad. I don’t want an invitation back and I wanted to make sure I didn’t get it……

23 years of unadulterated hell is more than enough for any man, woman or child

See even the dog is fucking worn out…..

I told my fave dispatch guy Tom to go fuck himself. In the nicest possible way! And anything that was needed to be said was said. Good luck to all the other assholes. I’ve dealt with over the years here that are fucking real piles of shit.! good luck to you and I meant it!

What I’m in shock about is this hybrid Toyota Camry they put me in guess the same miles to gallon as my Subaru! 40 miles to a gallon that’s part-time EV! Wow!

We did it girl…..

by RoachKiller

We stuffed what was left after a large garbage haul into the back of that Toyota Camry!

I don’t know how we did it but we did! In 750 miles we will be fucking free!

It was sad though! I put half a million miles on this truck! That wasn’t it, it was finding all the kids old safety jackets, toys and crafts they made when out on the road with me!

Always brings a tear to my eye!

Oh and I found Tammy! 😉

Inside joke! 🙂

Threw away all the pillows except cougar, threw away all those extra blankets I would keep in the truck! In case of emergency, homeless or accident….

Now we go spray it down, vacuum it out and wipe it down……

In 5 days it will officially be 30 years of otr, 5,000,000 miles and a whole lot of bullshit to go with it…..

P.s lee’s grocery store sells those garbage bags! They fucking rock for $4! They are like those really strong ridged crockery bags only garbage bag size!

#endofanera

It really is…..

by RoachKiller

That color blue! But to see that color blue! But to see that color blue, you have to be right next to a bright light…..

I’ve owned that thing for about 56 maybe seven years now and it’s starting to check beautifully….

No, I’m pissed……

by RoachKiller

I never found that chick number that from Michael’s, who wanted to glitter bomb!

The main reason I’m mad is cause I wanna know what a fucking glitter bomb is and how that would involve me…..

You know what…..

by RoachKiller

Else is a first! I left food in the fridge! Holy fuck, that was even weirder…..

Mika is at least 15 years old! This crotchety old bitch is hanging around just bark and piss everyone off!

FYI, she found the neighborhood raccoons scent trail! She is not happy that fucker is in our yard!

People often freak when they see me with my hair down and then again wearing old man clothes and a hat!

Just wait, when I shave I morph again into a new person…..

See ya!

Welp…..

by RoachKiller

Her fav thing to do In the truck! She actually asks to do it now! Last time she will!

Never ever will I have to park my truck here so I can go home! 25 years I’ve been parking here…..

Well the kids…..

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Do a much better job at decorating the tree! I think while puppy spent most her time humping her bed.

I think we did good!

Really like how the bolo top hat turned out!

Just needs another color on the back! Maybe blue?

The off white wired ribbon really changed the look! But those hand blown ornaments really do shine!

Only thing i truly wish i could do is tie a bow! A big bow made with the extra ribbon would really make the bottom and top pop!

Oh and since the tree is pretty much the same all the way around. I could only get a few fineals to hang like they are supposed to!

What do you think?

Just ran over…..

by RoachKiller

To my nephews to drop off some of that home brew iced coffee! Hope he enjoys it! That was full power dope right there!

Added bonus if he digs it I now have a Xmas present idea For him! 🙂

But after a wild 4 days, it’s time to wind down. Enjoy some easy listening instrumental Xmas music on Alexa. Work on the Xmas tree and enjoy my time!

As next week is gunna be a busy fucking week for me!

Next time I’m home, I’ll be home for good!

Wow, so wild to say that after 30 years, and 5 million miles….. kind of brings a tear to an old man’s eye!

Tonight’s dinner is…..

by RoachKiller

All the shit I bought at the first of the week, I’ll never get to!

So we got steak, ham, onions and shrooms! red baked potatoes are in the microwave! 4 minutes and they will be done!

All cooked in whatever was left of that box of wine I bought last time I was home! and smothered in teriyaki sauce and herbs!

I know I’m such a prick! I took a whole 10 minutes out of my life to make a home cooked meal!

Sadly I still have all those leftovers I can eat for another meal!

That’s like 5 meals for the price of 1! And I can be guaranteed we are eating good wholesome food! I’m such a bastard, huh?