You sure are an evil little Christian!
Category: Stupid Stuff
Holy shit…..
My octa-core android headset is cool! It’s more like looking at a movie screen rather than what this does!
So fucking realistic I actually started to get a little sick! Like I was on the SpongeBob ride at universal! Holy shit that meta quest is fucking wicked cool!
That’s gunna take some time to get use to!

The first world I went to was the office! Dunder mifflin was a great start! Playing the floor is lava is where it started to get me…..
I don’t consider…..
Myself to be a freak! More a person of extreme focus and goal oriented! With just a dab of pure fucking hate!
Oh and I never jizz on the floor in truck stop bathrooms! That’s a sin, according to your very own Bible!
Genesis 38:9, which says, “But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother”.

Hey James…..
Willcock, how often does your name get you laid?
How cool is that driver……
I just saw your old lady drive by me on her way to her day job at the whore house!
She’s not my type, but I’m sure if she’s got a vagina. She’ll find customers…..
I am such a…..
Dork! I have my Santa sleigher shirt! My extra long Santa hat! I now must include my Santa crocs!
HO, HO, YOUR A HO!

“Plateau’s are…..
For people who want to walk tall but don’t want to walk uphill….“
Ford Fenders annoyingly stupid thought of the day!
Praise sweet baby Jesus! 👼

