But I’ve made it 337 channels!
But I’ve made it 337 channels!
I got enough stinky candles to make you all happy!
Or am I just smart enough to know that’s a scent that women love?
The cute rat are doing just fine!
Added Bonus, I finally found my ford fender black 666 hockey jersey….
We stuffed what was left after a large garbage haul into the back of that Toyota Camry!


I don’t know how we did it but we did! In 750 miles we will be fucking free!
It was sad though! I put half a million miles on this truck! That wasn’t it, it was finding all the kids old safety jackets, toys and crafts they made when out on the road with me!
Always brings a tear to my eye!
Oh and I found Tammy! 😉

Inside joke! 🙂
Threw away all the pillows except cougar, threw away all those extra blankets I would keep in the truck! In case of emergency, homeless or accident….
Now we go spray it down, vacuum it out and wipe it down……
In 5 days it will officially be 30 years of otr, 5,000,000 miles and a whole lot of bullshit to go with it…..
P.s lee’s grocery store sells those garbage bags! They fucking rock for $4! They are like those really strong ridged crockery bags only garbage bag size!
#endofanera
Do a much better job at decorating the tree! I think while puppy spent most her time humping her bed.
I think we did good!
Really like how the bolo top hat turned out!

Just needs another color on the back! Maybe blue?

The off white wired ribbon really changed the look! But those hand blown ornaments really do shine!
Only thing i truly wish i could do is tie a bow! A big bow made with the extra ribbon would really make the bottom and top pop!
Oh and since the tree is pretty much the same all the way around. I could only get a few fineals to hang like they are supposed to!
What do you think?

And decided to fuck around with ai! All I wanted were the flickering candles! Instead ai gave the cherry blossoms a jizz drip! ROFLMAO! I had to leave it!
Considering what that 1 trick or treating mom said about it…..
To my nephews to drop off some of that home brew iced coffee! Hope he enjoys it! That was full power dope right there!
Added bonus if he digs it I now have a Xmas present idea For him! 🙂
But after a wild 4 days, it’s time to wind down. Enjoy some easy listening instrumental Xmas music on Alexa. Work on the Xmas tree and enjoy my time!
As next week is gunna be a busy fucking week for me!
Next time I’m home, I’ll be home for good!
Wow, so wild to say that after 30 years, and 5 million miles….. kind of brings a tear to an old man’s eye!
I heart ducks! Qwack qwack!
#pnw
That’s your bio mom at your sisters 1st or 2nd birthday Party at I think at chucky cheese!
Any and all issues you might have nothing to do with me! chat that psycho bitch up and your bio dad if he’s not in prison for kiddie touching…..
Of the 70’s bone smoker decorating! It really needs a weaved basket covering that plastic container…..
About having a 65” tv in your bedroom is……
You can watch tv and not need to wear your glasses!
All while laying in bed with your seriously clingy dog watching old nick cage movies!
FYI, Peggy sue got married really was a shitty movie! 🙂
Named Les Paul 666….. special build Canadian release only! Les Paul 667 is a normal serial! That’s why we call it 667, the fake satan…..

666 looks like the guitar of a carpenter doesn’t it? While the fake satan 667 is all flashy and flamed mapled out….. 🙂
My haul from the bbw store was a good one! $120 worth of fancy smelly shit for $60! bbw.com
The old lady got me hooked on this shit! It’s like good smelling crack or something…..
Had a good time giving out candy and telling the dog to “ stop barking!”
At 20:00 the official switch from Halloween took place! Jack o lantern put away and Xmas wreath up!
Was light on trick or treaters! Most kids got full sized candy! By the end I went out on the street and started dumping candy into stragglers bags!
Gave away $52 + ( $20 brothers kids ) worth of candy! best outfit was the Asian ninja and Michael Jackson! ( he even had the white cuffs on his pants! )
Hope everyone had a safe and jolly helloween!
FYI, I’m not a big candy eater so leaving any and all candy behind would be a monster waste!
Welp time to have some stew and watch scary movies!

Turned out beautiful by the way! Perfect taters, perfectly cooked carrots! Not soft with a taste of that carrot crunch! Meat excellent, sausage, sausaging and the sauce is perfect! A hint of Italian with a hint of tomato with the heartiness of stew!
Enjoy ladies and that 1 gay dude that follow my recipe’s!
I’m shocked that for $15 each these 60×80 blankets are nice! Definitely soft and cozy! They are Mika approved!
I’ll bet you even lesbians will find these cozy!
Although not true Sherpa and more like micro fiber they are still decent!

Now the Samaria blanket under them. That’s true Sherpa! And cost $100 more! Lunafide.com
Lack of gayness has pushed me to the brink of finishing this piece off!
ALL Done!
That is a beautiful piece! Holy shit! A tiny bit of chipping from shipping!
Definitely vintage! Definitely REALLY FUCKING COOL!


Definitely cool looking! Yet on my 7’ skinny tree it’s too small! Way out of proportion! Now I’m wondering if I put this bolo hat as the topper and attach the peacock to it?


The bolo hat stays, I’ll hit Michaels or something and find a cool Xmas style hat band ! The peacock I’m going to have to work with!
These hand blown glass ornaments are fucking beautiful!

Blue mercury glass finials…..


I do love the spiderweb of glass string inside the ornament to give it that web design…..
The dog and I are gunna have fun putting this all together…..
I got it! An extra long off white sparkly ribbon bow that will be the hat band and wrap multiple time around the tree!
Ha! My creativity hasn’t floundered yet! Unlike my hair last night!