Author: RoachKiller

Told ya…..

by RoachKiller

Just the stragglers of stupid left behind…..

And the local news is talking about thick fog this morning! I just wanted to remind all you bible thumpers that “ lord take the wheel!” Is just a verbal or mental request for Devine intervention! Don’t let go of the steering wheel while driving on your way to church!

Unless you’re in a self driving car! Then it’s ok…..

I know it’s…..

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Disgusting as fuck but just remove any foodstuffs around that area. And let them take all the food they want from the bait traps!

Don’t spray them with raid, nothing! By the time I wake up in the am only stragglers will be left!

Added bonus I now know how they are getting in! My mistake for forgetting to bug spray the exterior of the house before the rains and cold weather started! ;(

Look at that floor…..

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You could eat off that fucker! Even Mika’s eating area is clean! FYI, how did she get food that far up the side of the cabinet?

Anyhoot, Mika is doing a fine! We are still going for our daily walks. She is back into her routine of doing whatever the fuck she wants, whenever the fuck she wants!

She still expects puppy elevator even with the stairs there! And most of all she still stops right in front of you at the top of the stairs. She still follows you everywhere and worst of all. She still stands right under your feet when you’re in the kitchen!

“ we are definitely working on stopping that one”

To top off the…..

by RoachKiller

Run to the grocery store for ant traps and laundry soap. You gotta piss off the neighbors by blaring a little touch of grey reverberation through the houses!

To remind them “ i will survive!”…..

Added bonus I finally skipped over all the sports channels and have made it to channel! Channel 478 is moto GP! Everyone loves motorcycle road racing!

Don’t be jelly’s…..

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Omg turned out fantabulous!

Taters cooked a little too long but…. It all turned out great? Buuuurp!

Desert was fucking awesome!

That pistachio mixed with the mocha and mango! I could eat all 4 myself! Damn good!

lol…..

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I just realized what that is! It’s not a curtain at all! It was here when we bought the place!

It’s not a curtain, it’s actually a bed sheet ROFLMAO! Omg!

lol, I think I’m going to order something new! ROFLMAO!

Ok the laundry area…..

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Don’t laugh! Those inexpensive washer and dryer set were bought 15 years ago! They have never been worked on! They work just as good today as they did when we got them for $500 for the pair new!

It’s going to be a whole day project! I need to pull the washer and dryer out. Clean behind both and find a shorter dryer vent hose Connection!

Put a new weather seal on the bottom plate of that exterior door and new thicker weather stripping around the exterior door jam!

Washed laundry area curtain! Might have to order new one depending on how it comes out of the washer! 😉

Do I want to put French doors there again? No, unless that exterior door becomes an outy instead of an inny open!

Oh and buy a retractable wall mount arm to hang shirts etc!

And for goodness sakes, buy white caulking! Jesus Christ! And remove that old alarm sensor! The new ones are better!

Glad I got down….

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And hand washed the floor! I found I need to replace the toilet caulking as it looks like I used clear when I put in that toilet! wtf? I don’t remember doing that but…..

Checked for leaks on toilet connections! Washed the poop stains out of the bowl! 😉

Look at that mother fucker! So clean you could eat off it!

And realized that after all these years, the cigarette tar is still bleeding through the paint from the previous owners!

God damn they seriously had to smoke a carton at a time! Over the years I’ve removed so much of that shit off the walls!

I also need to put up that Japanese inspired light fixture and decide which I like more. This one or the Japanese one? Then deal with the paint ring left behind by the original fixture that was there…

Slowly but surely I’ll get this place to that vision I have in my head! With or without help!

Only 2 more bathrooms to deal with today! Yay!

And it is really racking my brain as to why I used clear caulking on that toilet to floor gap? Anyone remember why I did that?

Tonight’s dinner…..

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Will be beef pot roast! In beer, whiskey and a tomato based sauce!

It’s basically the same rue that I used for the stew. Minus the can of crushed tomatoes, mushrooms and Italian seasonings. With a lot more beer and whiskey!

This time I added some seasoning in pot! Pepper, Cajun, and Himalayan pink salt! I will add a few red pepper flakes later in the day to add a small kick!

It’s about a 3-4 maybe 5 pound beef roast.

1 can tomato paste, half a box of beef broth.

A splash of that soveign blanc boxed wine.

A big splash of whiskey

Half a bottle of my fav beer Stella artois

5 red potatoes

3 larger carrots

1 full onion chopped large

1 crushed and minced clove of garlic!

Himalayan pink salt, mucho pepper, Cajun seasoning, red pepper flakes to taste!

Put it all in the crock pot and go to work, dumbass!