Why are…..

The glass containers so much cheaper than the plastic shit? I bought those 2 for $5.99 each! Other than it doesn’t have an airtight seal. It will outlast the plastic versions by forever? wtf

But simple sealed plastic bags solve that airtight issue…..

You might see in the picture. They had the same style 1 gallon jars as I already have but the Amazon version is built much better….. now to order a good grease pencil and I’ll be in business!

Added bonus, with the jar / bag idea. You can place more than one kind of whatever in the same jar…..

So the guy….

Who trained me those two weeks has a niece who is looking to play guitar! I remembered I had this thing on the block!

Never made it to a video! So I figure he’ll with it….. enjoy!

ROFLMAO…..

Just talked to the guitar tech where my hello kitty guitar sits! He’s gunna drop a shawbucker in it and set it up with my nyxl’s!

Ewww I’m getting excited…..

Well since today….

Is my day to relax! I’m thinking you ladies want to join me to find some matching rice and bean jars?

Since those piles of shit you call “ honey” are at work I’ll gladly take you with me! Cus you got time! 🙂

It’s a cool…..

Strap and all but I prefer my guitars to hang where women’s panties she be! Closer to there ankles!

I tried that solo, can’t do it with the guitar in that position! It has to sit much lower for me to do it comfortably…..

Time to order another strap extender….. my fav strap is 72” long and it sits perfectly…. FYI!

Also, as to why anyone would ever pass up one of these s2 594 mccarty’s is beyond my realm of comprehension…..

Sorry I had…..

To pick the lint out of my belly button!

Ok here is my recipe for making stuffed peppers!

4 large green bell peppers! cut in half and gutted!

1/2 lb cooked spicy sausage

1/2 lb cooked bratwurst ( the kind with the skin you can remove! so you can cook like regular sausage!

1/2 jar of typical marinara / spaghetti sauce!

2 cups of cooked rice!

I used cheddar, jack and Colby cheeses! To top it!

Cook all that shit! Toss in some marinara to a bowl. Then throw all that other stuff In there minus the pepper halves and the cheese! Mix!

Take a spoon and then use that mix to fill each Halve of pepper! To the top baby! To the top!

Sprinkle cheese on top and place each half in the air fryer! Set your air fryer to bake and temp to 250 degrees for 20 minutes!

Pull out and sprinkle a bit more cheese on top and splash some more sauce on the top!

Then eat…..

Goes good with diet soda pop!

I fucked around…..

And found out yesterday! Other than being super tired when I got home. I had another fun day!

Did the prison delivery! ( yes I’m the reason so many of your family members behind bars were fed yesterday! ) then that ended up being a super short day. So they had me do some local runs!

Dispatch told me the place I was going to was super tight even for a 28’ box! So I swapped trailers and grabbed a couple pallets off the dock and went.

I got there and that was beyond a super tight delivery. That was send a van type of tight! But since I was prewarned and found the proper way to get into this place the first time.

I decided to fuck around and find out! Lol! I’m still thinking like a sleeper cab and a 53’er! So I took the opportunity to see just how far I could take a double axle day cab with a 28’ box!

Welp it’s true! lol you can’t make that left turn even with a 28’ box! ROFLMAO! No I didn’t hit anything! I did however have to back out of that situation! ROFLMAO!

But for those who read this blog. Going down powell off of 205. Take the second entrance right. To the t in the drive. Go left and line up to back up to there dock! By doing that you set yourself up for an easy escape!

You can turn right and unload that way but the escape will be impossible if there is a car parked anywhere in that section!

Which then means you will have to back out of the alley…..

So yea, I literally fucked around and found out…..

How do you…..

Know you have reached enlightened adult hood? When your dog lets out a massive fart and you say, “ you feel better? That was the farty mcfart farts of farts, girl!”

I will now be sucked off ( a ghost tv show reference!) to heaven! Pure enlightenment has occurred…..

FYI, we now call her red! as the new hair that’s coming back from her time in the truck is all red! Like mine…..

Oh no…..

Leftovers again! That stuffing with the shrooms, onion, apple and pear added is da fucking bomb!

Eventually I will post the stuffed peppers recipe from last night….. I used an air fryer instead of the oven…..

So which of…..

You ladies would like to go get some scented candles and a duvet for that wicked awesomely warm new blanket?

Oh and some fucking pillow cases…..

This here…..

I will be enjoying tonight! The safest possible way to fuck an old British prisoner without the chance of catching scurvy and syphallis

Exactly as thick as I was looking for! Super warm and comfy! I’ll try it tonight and go find a duvet cover tomorrow…..