by RoachKiller The hair tonic, dilated eyes and over smilers!
Wow, can you imagine how fucking important I am to these people? That they have spent years…..
What do you think they are trying to hide? whatever it is it must have one hell of a value for them to spend this much time and effort…..
by RoachKiller Be happy to know I defeated the world’s top enemy! I cut that fuckers head right off!
by RoachKiller An old employee, one of the hair tonic crew. Who now drives for Werner, which I’ve been seeing a lot of lately. Felt the need to pull out in front of me going really slow, blocking the entire highway and causing everybody to stop rapidly!
I want to get upset, but if memory serves me correct he was one of the geezers that wanted to be allowed to drink alcohol in his truck so he can go to sleep…..
Obviously troll life is kicking his motherfucking ass!
I kept asking him if he was high or drunk on the CB radio. Of course he didn’t answer. He was too busy, smiling, and being happy that he just almost caused a major fucking accident……
by RoachKiller Called me and said if I gave her your info, she would wrap her love tunnel around my love gun all night long!
I guess she’s a liar and a thief…..
by RoachKiller The frumpies are back! Haven’t y’all learned, your god says, “ turn those frowns upside down!”
Be the adult elderly folk your god says you need to be to get into the kingdom of heaven!
With all the other shitbags like yourselves!
If not, I promise I will pee on y’all when you’re doing the circle pit in hell!
Where I actually think you will end up….
Just sayen!
I also hear they have plenty of ivermectin there too!
by RoachKiller “ the flying pig!”
Definitely a good sandwich…..
And I don’t like chicken boobies…..
Krazy k’s food and fuel
by RoachKiller Like troll life is rolling you people like an old man in an over priced sports car…..
by RoachKiller Dollar general to buy some stuff to make dinner! Boy oh boy is that shit overpriced!
I’m thinking I’m spoiled being a truck driver! My usual shopping experience is much different than local shopping!
I kinda know where to go when I want cheap fresh food! It’s definitely not at dollar general! Although if the house brand is as good as the name brand? There are some deals to be had!
Tonight’s dinner will be Asian noodles with cheddar dogs! Your welcome!
by RoachKiller Japanese! I don’t know about you but finding a new wall of Asian delicacies at the local 7-11 is a welcomed change!
Now if we can get the prices as low too…..
That was dinner last night! They also still include the infamous seasoning packets…..
I got these at a 7-11 in Glenwood springs Colorado not to long ago!
by RoachKiller Between you and me driver?
When I slide my tandems I actually get off my ass a 3rd time to walk back to put the handle in the cradle and check to make sure atleast 1 pin made it in the hole!
Now see if you would have been here at this company during the panel van years. You would understand why that is an important move!
( yes, the same panel vans that rarely had breaks or slider pins that actually worked! )
Yet I digress, I keep forgetting y’all are super truckers, who know everything about everything! Well except how to drive a truck without wrecking…..
by RoachKiller You want to boast about swifts greatness? This is a trainee/ trainer combo here and between the 2 of them that was all the brain power they could muster up!
Count them! 2, trainer and trainee!
To avoid truly embarrassing the trainee! I didn’t take a truck number picture! The kid gave it his best! The trainer…..
That’s what he finally settled on! Roflmao!
by RoachKiller What is wrong with you fucking people? It’s the same stupid shit over and over!
It’s almost as if you’re begging me to take your ass to court!
God damn!
Sad part is you mother fuckers are grown ass adults!
by RoachKiller Before you get all fucking bent out of shape and start calling everybody a freak. Maybe you should just tie a knot in the bottom of the condom?
by RoachKiller An entire group of people with a 70 IQ or less? Start up a social media account or a personal blog. Then start mentioning unusual things you normally wouldn’t see! Mention how it bothers you that you’re seeing this. I guarantee your trolls will then use those little things to try and troll you!
It really does help find out exactly who’s responsible for the stupidity you’ve been dealing with!
I.e.… Dilated eyes, smile, hair tonic
by RoachKiller I’ll definitely be taking time out of my busy schedule to personally fuck each and everyone of you! I might even include your girlfriends and husbands! Since most are cunts too…..
Excuse me while I ponder this code snippet I’ve been working on…..
by RoachKiller Wonder, “ how many company trucks were rolled or jackknifed yesterday in all that ice”…..
Cus y’all go way too fucking fast on ice and snow…..
Tonight we just might have some fun and report all your troll accounts! See how many we can get booted!
Me I’m gunna moisturize my face cus I just shaved and it itches!
by RoachKiller Y’all like a fat chick at a hog farm…
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller Pictures of my oldest daughter and her belly! I’m impressed she’s carrying twins well!
Added bonus she has the pregnant girl, hands on hip move down pat! Done like a pro pregnant woman! 🙂
I haven’t seen one of those since the last time I went to pietro’s pizza downtown Milwaukie, eons ago!
by RoachKiller I go to bed a satisfied man! A little soggy but satisfied!
