by RoachKiller It’s a a lot of work to haul these giant balls of steel around. Especially in this heat!
Right now, I feel like I got balls of fire….. great balls of fire!
But that will give you a little time to rest and help those black and blue marks you have around your mouth from where I dropped a teabag on ya…..
by RoachKiller Ready to roll? I would say nice things about you people but how can any honest man say anything good about the likes of you and your “ friends?”
Liars, thieves don’t deserve my respect!
by RoachKiller My royalties? if you have publicly admitted you have been stealing your ideas from me all these years.
Where the fuck is my cut? I never agreed nor gave permission…..
by RoachKiller Be influencers? They haven’t influenced me to do or buy a fucking thing!
by RoachKiller I found a shitter that’s not in an outhouse in 90+ degree weather! I get to poop in air conditioning! Woo hoo!
Andale, andale, arriba!
Praise sweet baby Jesus
by RoachKiller Ready to roll? Or are you busy trolling your fellow drivers…..
by RoachKiller Still regretting not going all party time on that crackas ass yesterday!
I will say I do hope another excellent opportunity like that makes its way into my sites!
I will continue to pray to your god for your stupidity to acquire me the opportunity to finally end this shit with you low rent cunts!
It’s only fare right?
by RoachKiller Imagine that, my fuel card is still all fucked up! Awww,
You sure you don’t want to settle out of court boss man? I mean Jesus Christ can anyone be more spot on correct than I?
by RoachKiller That dude I talked about in a previous post really used a code to access my shower door! Whether it was a truck stop master code or what I don’t know!
I do know I was seriously contemplating leaving the deadbolt unlatched so when that little cunt hit the code. He would have walked in on some serious party time action!
I’m sitting here now regretting that I didn’t! Cus I guarantee when I got done. it would have pretty much ended this intimidation shit these low rent road trolls are attempting!
Like I said, that Petro had no security cameras in that shower hallway…. With plenty of open shower doors to dump his unconscious carcass in…..
I mean what’s he gunna tell the cops?
Eventually…… I will have justice!
by RoachKiller Is definitely secure in his masculinity!
by RoachKiller My ascension to truck driver godism! It’s the usual bullshit every year! Especially if I’ve had a good year!
It’s starts with the company clique’ playing follow the leader! Usually the blues clues drivers. Like today’s batch of stupid!
I digress, it slowly moves to constant elog problems like again, today! Then moves to suddenly my fuel card gets shut off, again like today!
It’s the usual troglodytic bullshit I am forced to deal with while working for this company!
Which in turn proves that once again, I have ascended to a truck driver god!
Roflmao, praise sweet baby Jesus!
See ya! Definitely wouldn’t want to be ya…..
by RoachKiller I have been dealing with some seriously mentally fucked up people for many fucking years!
I learned early on to do my research before doing business with certain types of people!
A simple name and guestament age. I can damn near hand you the persons life story within 30 minutes!
If they have a business license. I can tell you everything within 10 minutes! Hell I can even tell you current and past employees, sometimes even friends and family info if I spend another 5 minutes working at it!
Best part is, they don’t even have to give me their WiFi password anymore! I can sit on a beach blanket, on a window sill and within minutes I can have full access! Hell if there are passers by. I can even give you there data!
The difference between you and me. I never fuck with anyone who hasn’t fucked with me first! I even often times offer up a honey pot just to gain what I need! ( by the way, that works great for stupid people! )
Yet for the most part. I have zero interest in anyone or anything! I mind my own business until someone forces me not to…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller the shower deadbolt unlocked so when you ran the code, to unlock the door For the shower I wasin! In your sorry attempt at trying to intimidate me.
The door would’ve actually opened and if you would’ve noticed there was no security camera at either end of that shower hallway.
So I’m pretty sure I could have had my way with your sorry pathetic red headed anorexic ass, dragged your unconscious body in any of the open showers that were there. And no one would have been the wiser!
remember this for the next time you try to intimidate me little man. I might have taken full advantage of that situation…
Should’ve double teamed I would’ve fucked your trainee too……
And I’m not even gay! That’s just how much of a Cunt you people look…..
by RoachKiller Full ascension! I will tell you about it later tonight when I stop to sleep.
But today is just another brick in the wall so to speak…..
I wonder what award I will get for being one of very few to hit truck driver full ascension?
Stay tuned…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller First, we start out with the dumb fucks in the motorhomes! Oddly, they’re able to do 65 miles once again, oddly finding that out right at the beginning of the passing lane! Cause the rest of the time they’re gonna do 45 and 50 miles an hour!
Then you run me down route 666! Which is now become the bumpiest motherfucking road in the nation. The closest comparison would be I 40 back in the late 90s across Arkansas. Back when you drove exactly 64 miles an hour you could literally Gallup all the way across Arkansas
Then one of your geriatric motherfuckers has the balls to drive by me throwing a peace sign! One of the same geriatrics that has made working here very uncomfortable!
My recommendation to that geriatric, to take those two fingers shove them up your own ass and start preparing the stretch for when my size 12 steel toe enters your Buttocks at a high rate of speed……
So yeah, I’m a little fucking cranky today!
Holy shit, I pulled in To get fuel and there he was! Another one of your inbreed red headed geezer drivers!
Holy shit I can’t believe he is actually that stupid! wow how cool is that! I literally have a family of groupies! Holy shit!
Now that’s power! Just me doing what I do and they literally follow me around like puppy dogs!
God damn, I have really got to figure out a legal way to monetize their stupidity…..
Stay tuned!
by RoachKiller Think about it, your people’s religion that you claim, isnt vanity a sin? Isn’t it Vanity that got you sucked into the hair, tonic treatments?
The one thing I’ve learned the last 23 years of working here is you cockroaches are some vain motherfuckers…..
Remember, I’ve said this multiple times over the years, “ know your enemy…..”
by RoachKiller The smell of hard work really offends a lot of people!
Maybe if y’all smelled like hard work yourselves every once in a while. You would bedoing better in life?
It’s strange how everyone I know that smells like hard work on occasion seems to be doing all right. But you princesses never really seem to figure out the game.
Butthead, if it wasn’t for people like you, those entry-level and college educated jobs would never get filled…..
by RoachKiller The toxic avengers avenge they’re own toxic stupidity!
All while watching the hi and mighty, who can’t go a day, week, month without running something over!
All while they are, just sure they are getting the best of each other!
So if you’re looking to get into a low IQ, low brain power job, truck driving is your game!
by RoachKiller The toxic avengers avenge they’re own toxic stupidity!
All while watching the hi and mighty, who can’t go a day, week, month without running something over!
All while they are, just sure they are getting the best of each other!
So if you’re looking to get into a low IQ, low brain power job, truck driving is your game!