by RoachKiller I’m just watching you and your batch of stupid fucking digging your graves even deeper…
Nobody would believe me unless I was actually there and had proof! You, people are too fucking stupid to realize when your caught red handed!
I guess this is why you is who you is, and why I is who I is?
On a serious note, I feel so fucking bad for you people. You’re not smart enough to know when to stop and you’re not smart enough to know that you’re not smart enough to know…..
by RoachKiller If your walking into the rest area! Don’t use the path on the far left!
But then I saw you walk on the path on the far left! My dog accidentally pooped on that path!
I will now say, you might want to check your shoes before getting back in your truck if you walked on the path on the left…..
by RoachKiller Toot tooting my horn for fun now! Once I talk about something that means it’s done and over with….
Toot toot!
by RoachKiller You’re in trouble! What are you gonna do?
by RoachKiller I’m drug-free. I still have a shit load of life left in me to live!
The soon to be ex-wife? She is not drug free, has a new ailment every week and honestly should work dispatch at a trucking company. Cause she has a fucking excuse for everything…….
by RoachKiller I’m just watching the harassment by proxy the cockroaches are putting on for social media!
The fam all know my number! If any of them gave a shit about me or the dog. They would have called within the last 3 months…..
Don’t ever forget that!
by RoachKiller And dandy.! But when the zombie apocalypse hits, is it gonna keep them out?
by RoachKiller Says you’re a Cunt…..
by RoachKiller Talk about! You can either give me divorce papers like I previously mentioned! I’ll sign those papers tomorrow! You try and alter what I previously said, and I’ll drop the 25 grand on my lawyer!
Not to mention all those things you don’t want other people to know about from the past! Which I’m sure might sponsor you a few days in jail….. at least…..
by RoachKiller We hiked all day but we made it to the top of Pico da Neblina!
Mika didn’t think she could do it! But with a rub on the belly and a quick snort of canned air! She made it!
All hail Mika!
by RoachKiller In adecent middle class hood! My friends moms worked full time jobs, came home, cooked, cleaned up and always did there best to make their homes comfortable!
My wife has never done any of that! Oh she works but cleaning and cooking rarely ever happened after her finding weeed!
So now that she is out of the picture! I have started doing that decorating shit myself! Taking inspiration from all those moms I grew up with!
As I go room by room. I have started to make this house a home again! Fresh linens, clean towels, cooked food! So on and so forth!
So you will see me on occasion post my latest room creation! I’m trying to be smart as I don’t know the direction this divorce will go! So little by little I am rebuilding as I I go!
Like my new big chair! I almost bought the $1000 leather one! Then I realized, where am I going to put it if I don’t keep the house? So budget minded and space saving as I am. Am doing it all with that in mind…..
Stay tuned for some cool shit to come! Skulls, flowers and satanic imagery on its way!
FYI, I went with the fake fern tree….
by RoachKiller With the ladies! This bitch flops on her back and gives me the belly! Any time I want! Ha!
by RoachKiller 3 months! I notice all those problems are still there!
Only difference from then and now is, the guy y’all kept blaming them on, isn’t there anymore…..
Matter of fact, he is chilling with pup pup. Trying to decide which fake plant he wants at the top of the stairs!
Do I go with a fake fern or fake bamboo plant?
Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller To tell if someone is white trash or not? when you walk in with your little ankle biter. They in turn comment on how their big ole dog would eat your puppy alive!
True evidence of white trashdom!
That bald patch there hun! That’s where she took on an Italian leather couch and won!
by RoachKiller Showed up to the court hearing? Besides me and the old lady! Yup, Cracker Jack!
I even spoke to him! Wished him “good luck!”
by RoachKiller Your trainees!
by RoachKiller Digitally undetected, is the easy part……
Ain’t that right crazy?
Silly me, why am I asking you? You and your batch of stupid have never done anything undetected……
by RoachKiller Figuring out that 90% of the shit you see on any social media platform is a crock of shit? Wow!
I own a bridge down in Arizona I’m looking to sell…..
by RoachKiller My hands and I washed it all away, washed it all away…..
by RoachKiller Down pretty good! Vale, Eisenhower both below 40 degrees and fine snow falling…..
Enjoy!