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Tell you why I keep my wallet in any pocket other than a back pocket?

I was in Nashville at a checkout. Waiting to buy lunch. Hands full etc…..

As I’m standing there this bitch just slams into me right? All while feeling a hand grabbing my ass! I was like hey, say scuse me next time you fucking wanker!

Her and her cohort ran fast outta there!

At the time I was driving a truck with a piece of shit seat. So I kept my wallet cause it was really fucking thick with truck stuff cards. I kept it on my back in my waistband…..

So other than the fact, she copped a free feel she didn’t get shit!

So now you know, the reason why I keep my wallet in any other pocket besides my back pocket…..