Tag: trucking

Loving this…..

by RoachKiller

Since hoping off of social media completely the slackers have now been reduced to spamming me the names of each of there members!

Only reason I know this is, there are a few, very unique first names of a couple of there members we discovered. Those unique and rare names have rolled across my spam box in the last few days…..

Sorry, was super duper tired last night when I stopped! So tonight I shall do a Vblog…..

Don’t let me forget to tell you about the stolen fuel, trash, the jacked up white pick up and the Taco Bell iPhone fiasco…..

It’ll be a cornucopia of slackerdumb!

See and that’s…..

by RoachKiller

Why you’re a failing sub-human!

My guess, your lazy cunt of an ass couldnt walk the 100 feet to dispose of your trash?

So instead, you put it on my catwalk! This is the perfect example of your batch of stupid acting out!

Should I call your mommy and daddy and let them know you’re not taking your meds again?

It’s just fucking stupid, man!

I would get mad but why? If you get replaced, it will be with another sub-human just like you!

The supply of sub-humans like you is endless! People like me are hard to come by……

See ya!

Don’t worry, I checked the bag for body parts and fetal tissue before I left it there on the ground…..

That’s weird…..

by RoachKiller

Update #2 for tonight! As to why it didn’t notify me of any updates and or management notifying me of any updates is weird!

In my 22 years I’ve gotten use to not being told the whole story! Matter of fact I think they deliberately make sure I don’t know! That way they can all have a giggle at my expense…..

Like cunts usually do!

Hey bossman…..

by RoachKiller

Do you got my $50 million yet? scratch that let’s make it $55 million! the additional $5 million is for the time and hassle of dealing with all the subhuman company, family bullshit harassment I’ve dealt with the last few months?

I got plenty of time for you to scrape up the money out of petty cash. I’ll wait, so will my lawyers.

Sorry butt…..

by RoachKiller

I can’t take any of you seriously until you finally remove the used condoms from your buttholes!

Sorry…..

Lake havasu you! London bridge is to the left and freedom is to the right…..

I guess…..

by RoachKiller

I can talk about it! I was recently informed I am driver of the year for the Salt Lake City terminal!

I get a plaque’ and a jacket! So groov’ay dude! I have another award to hang on the wall….

A new level…..

by RoachKiller

Of confidence and power…… so whoever you are, whom I just spoke with on the phone.

When you said you had good news. I was like hoping you were finally going to fire me! I mean 23 years of this nonsense is nonsensical, don’t you think?

Instead, you’re sending me another plaque’ and a jacket?

Of course I don’t know what to say! In my head I already had my truck packed and was thinking about where I was going to stop and get dinner on my way home!

I can appreciate the recognition, really I can. Yet the amount of plaques I have is ass-stounding!

Yet if you put my years of service on this jacket that’s totally gunna fuck up the slackers bullshit stories…. food for thought!

Any hoot, was just told I am the recipient of another slc major award! Well thank you! I appreciate it!

I won’t let it go to my head! I pinky swear! You still have to call me govna’ though…..

FYI, I don’t do company Xmas parties! Especially if they serve alcohol! Cus I know one of those fucking morons is gunna say something stupid!

The next thing you know, I’m breaking the beer bottle on the edge of the table and repeating slamming it into the 70 iq’ers heads…..

Merry Xmas, happy new year……

Now this is cool……

by RoachKiller

The old lady bought me this new skillet for the truck on my birthday! This thing is fucking cool! Uses less power than the old one!

Has a stone coating on the inside and is super deep! Did I mention it also has an ejection handle for the power plug?

I’m starting to think my old lady actually kinda likes me! 😉

Now if I could just find one that has leg levelers I would be golden!

Holy shit……

by RoachKiller

John Wayne works for Schaefer! Shocking, I know, but I just saw it with my own eyes. Only question I have is he walking bowlegged from riding horses or are his hemorrhoids flaring up??

The shit I think about…..

That was a…..

by RoachKiller

Good one! I got a kaboom with shrapnel every where!

Luckily I’m on a highway with not a lot of traffic so I walked back to pull the gators off the road!

That in itself almost caused 4 accidents! I shit ye not! the gators, not me! The sad part was one gator was parallel on the dotted line. While the other was parallel on the fog line.

Yet that was a seriously challenging situation for 4 people…… seriously!

My guess they were your trainees…..

You don’t think……

by RoachKiller

The Kansas City terminal didn’t repair or replace this tire at my last service. In hopes this drive tire would blow while driving down the road do ya?

Ya know, cus that would do some tractor damage! that is your objective right?

Cus I wrote this tire up and they didn’t do shit to it!

Just think, I could almost be to my delivery right now! Nope, I’m busy getting this tire replaced! Ya know, the one I wrote up in the kc shop…..

Didn’t you know…..

by RoachKiller

According to Crete dispatch. I need to work even harder for this company!

According to them the only way I can do that is to do even more short haul loads! Considering the last 12 have been 1000 miles or shorter. That’s not enough! no! Now I must do at least 2 more by weeks end!

They now tell me that I must do even more 20 mile loads followed by a whopping 700 mile load. As they say I’m slacking and don’t deserve to run the type of freight I have earned over the last 22 years!

Cus as according to Crete, “ all there drivers are as good as I am!”

Hang tight, I’m checking to verify this stat! of course, they are full of shit…..