Tag: slackers

If you’re……

by RoachKiller

Reading this and it’s not on roach.ES? Then my groupies hate you as much as they hate me!

You too, must be a hard worker because they only like to fuck with people who work hard and do better than them!

But don’t worry, they will literally spend decades fucking with you!

Yet don’t fret, if you too would like to join the lawsuit, please feel free to contact me and I will point you in the direction of my lawyer team!

Dinner was good…..

by RoachKiller

Still have half for tomorrow! Get the small nacho deluxe!

Anyhoot managed to grab some time to walk through the local home improvement store! Needed to grab some new padlocks for the guitar case and see if they had any sturdy foam to make spacers to protect the bottom guitar!

Nada!

Any way, spotted another fake nurse also walking through the store! What is up with you people and scrubs? Are you just to fucking lazy to put on sweats and a tshirt like everyone else? Cus anyone who has been in county. Knows those scrubs ain’t that comfortable! 😉

Oddly since I’ve started asking people if their tattoos hurt? I have been hearing some really cool stories!

1 lady screamed when they tattooed the webbing between her toes. Another cried by the end of getting her hand tattooed. As her artist was heavy handed! 🙂

The moral of the story is, they hurt unless you’re female! Cus the way you ladies talk, getting tattooed for you was like being massaged by feathers!

See ya! I got shit to do!

P.s. oddly tonight my to go order from the Mexican joint wasn’t stolen by an Uber eats driver! Nor was it light on contents like what usually happens when I’m in a town where a road trolls live…..

Oh honey…..

by RoachKiller

You are so far down on my list of cunts to fuck over. I think you will be fine!

You flatter yourself if you think I have time to spend on the little people! The regulated time I have is for big fish and annoying morons!

So if you stay off my radar, you have almost zero chances of me fucking with you…..

Comprende’?

You wanna…..

by RoachKiller

Piss me off? Make me stand in a long ass line to get the fuel pump turned on cus the keypad don’t work!

Then reboot said fuel pump 16 gallons into a fill up! Then tell me you can’t turn it back on cus there is a 4 hour delay to fuel again!

Oh yea that was 45 minutes wasted! @flyingj @pilotts

A note to the geezers who I was training today!

“Hey gramps, as we were going along I was pointing out safe havens for you to park at! As I know after 2 hours of driving you need a rest…..

Don’t know where I lost ya but, 1 I ride alone, 2 history shows you and your kind are what are known as “a cunt!”“

May your god bless you in ways only an online Philippino lady boy can…..

If you want…..

by RoachKiller

I can show you everything the troll lifers have done over the years? Cell hacks, smedia hacks…..

They just keep doing the same bullshit over and over cus I’m guessing they didn’t write the shit, they just use it…..

Hey gramps…..

by RoachKiller

In the silver Escalade! Were you expecting me to be limping to the shipping office? You realize my foot issue died like 3 weeks ago right?

Maybe you should start getting my blog posts from the source! Rather than that import website that redistributes my content about 2 – 3 weeks behind!

Go to www.roach.es to get the current blog posts! So y’all don’t look like such twats…..

It has cool stuff like pictures and videos! You should really check it out! Cus y’all really do look like cunts!

Ok adult children/trolls….

by RoachKiller

You haven’t figured out why I follow your troll accounts on tik tok, have you?

I’m fully aware of how social media works. I’m also fully aware of you grown ass morons and your batch of stupid!

So riddle me this cockroach, why do you think I follow you and your troll accounts? why do I continue to allow you to do your batch of stupid over and over and over and over and over again?

I promise you it has to do with your money and your friends…..

So riddle me…..

Oh and princess’s…..

by RoachKiller

Remember when you’re cranking out those ai powered truck videos. I always have this lock on the trailer and that yellow bar in my load lock rack!

There is only 1 other driver at this company that I know of that has that broom handle riding on the back of a blue truck!

Oh and don’t forget I also have access to the exact same ai creator as you do! What comes around can and will go around! Comprende’?

Anyone else…

by RoachKiller

Hate it when the low rents call to the world on the CB and start using your coined terms?

no my big cb did broke. I have to send it back to get a new screen. So I’m using my little unit that on a good day can hear about 2 miles.

I’m trying to figure out how the interstate is closed at exit 157? Yet exit 157 is closed at the interstate? I squelch down and I hear this lip flapping cunt using all of my fucking names or phrases!

I can appreciate his use, because more than likely it was used correctly. But it’s just the fact that even my fucking derogatory comments are being stolen by trolls! Or the trucker tarded….

Like is nothing sacred anymore? can I not call you a cockroach or a Cunt and then suddenly have 1 million people calling you the same thing? I worked hard on these phrases. I worked hard on these derogatory names.!

Why the fuck can’t you people come up with your own?

Whoda thunk…..

by RoachKiller

There was that big of a draw for gay porn in Tennessee?

I was always under the impression they were homophobic, racists over there?

Then I remembered the time I was getting work done at the old Knoxville yard and that black guy mistakenly thought I was gay and he wanted me to pound his ass, in his car in the parking lot! Roflmao!

Now that I think about it? Isn’t that sexual harassment? I mean I ain’t gay and that happening at work, on company property…..

Sounds like stupid to me….. now that I think about it. I’m thinking some people owe me about $50 million dollars in back harassment earnings…..

I am so glad…..

by RoachKiller

I didn’t buy that new pocket knife today!

Stopped at the loves to pick up some hot dogs and a soda to head into deliver tonight!

I knew my next load probably wouldn’t be ready so I wanted to prepare! But as I paid and was walking out. I had one of those geezers cut in front of me at the door as I was walking out!

As I was rolling my eyes, I watched this geriatric lady man, missing his lady wig, but could probably use a walker, the hunch in his little body was rather pronounced! He walked real close to the back of my trailer and read the seal! The look of shock on his face as he read what it said. Damn near made his head explode!

Now I was right behind him as I was looking to do a right side walk around! Yet I’m realizing, I could have easily slit this mother fuckers throat and no one would have been the wiser!

I love the fact these dumb mother fuckers are actually hand delivering themselves to me! Luckily my mental state is actually pretty good despite what I drove through today!

Yet lucky for them I’m not a killer…..