OK, losers

If you get a break into my truck and steal, my barely legal fire extinguisher. And replace it with one that you had used.

I highly recommend next time you include the pin and the day tag. Otherwise, somebody’s gonna think you stole their fucking fire extinguisher……

Luckily, I caught that before I got DOT’d

I’m guessing spending the $80 was far too much for you! Especially when you could prove you were at a certain place at a certain time and had to use it……

Fucking low red CuntS

I’m gonna let you in…

On a little secret. If these people were doing nearly as good as they say they are. They wouldn’t give a rats fucking ass what you’re doing…..

You can take that to the bank…..

It’s like this woman I had pass me a few minutes ago. She’s driving an old piece of shit, dirty as fuck. Mercedes!

Sucking down, probably alcohol out of her Stanley cup while wearing Kmart and target clothes. All to make herself look important!

Yeah, I promise you they’re not doing nearly as good as they say they are…..

I wonder……

If the homeboys in the black Kia all wearing white EarPods in the back of the parking lot at Petco.

Realize that that was obviously a police sting waiting to happen! So I wonder if they were stupid enough to do one of those smash and grabs at Petco?

The obvious signs of what was happening was one all the police cars in the surrounding parking lot two homeboys all wearing EarPods that value more than the Kia they were sitting in……

Here they…..

Cum! Your old ladies driving by with the over smile and poor bastard cars…..

I wouldn’t notice most of your old ladies as they are average ho’s! Today, with all the attempted thievery. I’m noticing more and more of you criminal ho’e types…..

I mean, the truck stops are filled at 1300 and that includes the 50 bobtail parking spots! just at this truck stop alone!

Yea, you ho trolls are out on patrol……

I think I’ll wash my ass tomorrow…..

How’s the drugs……

Cus you gotta be on some serious dope to say that to a truck driver…..

With safety advice like that no wonder you have so many wrecked trucks and wrecked drivers…..

I often look over my shoulder to make sure my fellow employees who feel the need to check there truck keys in my door haven’t stolen anything while I was in taking a shit!

Cus why else would a fellow employee check their key on my truck?

That is your plan right? To steal?

Roflmao…..

Saw a tik tok last night of this recently shaved headed dude posting “ screen shots” of his $2.5 million dollar Coinbase balance! Roflmao!

Ok, I will tell you it is very simple to creat a simple html page that looks exactly like a Coinbase app!

I see fake crypto shit like that all the fucking time! Don’t be fooled by flashy stupidity!

Really do your own homework! That’s really all I can say! Be smart where you invest your money! Who you invest your money with and most off all, who you trust with and about your money…..

If I see one more sob story about how your crypto walked away! I’m going to have to send y’all a straight razor so you to can finally win a Darwin Award of your very own…..

See ya!