by Incident today! Containing a broken candle jar, a buttload of melted wax and half a roll of paper towels!
After making the smoke alarms shut up. I realized I own this place so I had better clean this shit up! So the official report states.
“ Upon hearing the cracking of the glass! Suspect ran over to the stove. Realized what was happening and proceeded to unravel an entire roll of paper towels.
He then proceeded to dump the remaining wax into another candle jar. All while mass quantities of black wax melted onto the burner! Wich in turn made the house smell really fucking good. But made a bombastic mess of the stove!
He then proceeded to state his grandma is rolling over in her grave. As her last paintings she made were in wax! She knows he ( suspect ) knew the proper way to remelt the wax to make another candle but didn’t!
He then proceeded to state that he did in fact clean the mess and that the left front burner and surrounding area of that burner has never been cleaner! End quote!”
ROFLMAO! It’s the un-official police report of my waxing of the stove this morning! Luckily I shut off the smoke alarm right before the security system called the fire department! lol!
Hey man, I’m just a guy making candles….. ROFLMAO!
Smells damn good in here though!
