Sepia tone…..

by RoachKiller

These turned out ok! But the white/ yellow balance is way off! But if you drop it into sepia tone! they look fucking great!

And since I need at least 2 more 8×10’s and 4×5’s to finish that wall! I’ll be doing these and some photos I haven’t pulled yet from my Nikon!

The best picture I’ve taken with that Nikon was at my nieces wedding and unfortunately it has my nephews grandpa butt dead center! With the baby to the right! I’ll post it next time I’m home!

Yet silver tone looks really good too! I’ll have to drop them into adobe and try it out…..

The dog and I…..

by RoachKiller

Are going to decorate the tree with these fancy hand blown glass ornaments! ( I’m seriously into hand blown glass artwork lately! ), work on the kitchen and drink some hot totties! with that gentleman jack holliday bottle from last year!

Added bonus, I got some replacement blankets!

Also decided I’m really craving cabbage rolls! So I’ll probably be making those by scratch too! Just sounds damn good!

Total as of tonight…

by RoachKiller

281, not including the 30 or so dudes I removed …..

That alone is a fucking monster, ego boost! Knowing that many females find you attractive, I don’t need to go anymore to win the bet. I already won.…

We have a new contender…..

by RoachKiller

In the people that want to hire me contention!

What I can tell you about looking for another job. Make sure you put login.GOV in your fucking Passwords bank! Everybody wants to see your clearing house results…..

To answer your question, my desktop has 16 cores. My laptop has 16 cores. My gaming laptop has 12 cores. My other gaming laptop has 12 course and my purple little book has 6 cores

If I were to buy a new computer now, I wouldn’t buy anything under 16 cores!

The laptops I give to the ladies have between eight and 12 cores! I own only AMD!

Between 53 and 56 MPH……

by RoachKiller

Is the optimal speed to Gallup your vehicle across the Sacramento rice patty bridge……

Just an FYI, the next time you’re going over there! At 54 mph it’s a severe gallop…..

I can’t post, too difficult……

by RoachKiller

My world, my life is complete. I cannot, I repeat I cannot ever top what I just got in an email.

Remember back in the day when we were having fun on that WebCam site. The adult one?

Remember those really twisted motherfuckers that would print out a picture of a female and then post a video of themselves jerking off on the picture?

I just got one, same concept with a female! I cannot ever think of anything that would ever top that…..

I can now say, with much proudness! A woman has squirted on my picture…..

All hail the female perverts…..

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I guess I passed the background check! Now they want me to pee in a cup!

The never ending saga of a drug free, quality truck driver!

Don’t tell me…..

by RoachKiller

I’m the only one who jumps out of bed. Naked from the waste down, just to finish an background check?

Ladies, I will need either video or picture proof of your half nakedness!

( yea I forgot last night, scrambled to get it done this morning! I had enough time to throw on a shirt….. )

It also amazes me, I have a 16 core laptop and with cell bandwidth it still takes as long as a hyperthread to finally boot up and be done updating! ;(

lol, this really is a good wake up picture! 🙂

I tell you what…..

by RoachKiller

I sure hope the rest of the family got to see this dog the way I do!

Other than being disturbed by her reaction at free shower shows!

This dog has got 1 hell of a personality! Not only is she getting buff! She seams to be having one hell of a time!

Tonight we went for our usual before bed poop run/ walk! Tonight we decided to race! Of course I’m running with 50lbs of dad cargo shorts on. So I’m trying to hold shit in pocket while running! She see’s this and begins not only running ahead of me. She is also now running circles around me! Literally!

Just fucking hilarious! Then why we are walking back to the truck. She starts this running to the end of the leash. Sitting down and looking back at me. I catch up she does the same thing…..

I do hope the family too got to enjoy this dogs personality! She really is a hoot!

But god damn! She is seriously getting buff! Still a little arthritic in her right front leg but she is doing better! 😉

Sometimes I wish……

by RoachKiller

I smoked!

I’m finding that when I’m walking the dog or deep in thought. I would look so much cooler, coming to the conclusion / finding the answer, then tossing a lit cigarette butt on the ground! stomping it out and walking off into the sunset.