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HOW IS EVERYONE DOING THIS MORNING? YALL HAVE A GOOD, FUN AND SAFE NIGHT?
WHO WANTS BREAKFAST? I GOT EGGS AND FISH COOKING NOW?
DID YOU ALL WATCH THE BALLS DROP LAST NIGHT?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! 250 YEARS OF PURE, UNADULTERATED SAVAGERY!
I PERSONALLY CANT WAIT FOR THE 4TH OF JULY! THATS GUNNA BE A MOTHER FUCKING PARTY! IM DEFINITELY GOING TO THROW A KEGER…..
NO ITS NOT VERY BRIGHT IN HERE, NOR AM I TALKING LOUDLY!
EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD 2026!
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOULS OF THOSE STILL STUCK IN 2025…..