Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Y’all missed out……

by RoachKiller

An old employee, one of the hair tonic crew. Who now drives for Werner, which I’ve been seeing a lot of lately. Felt the need to pull out in front of me going really slow, blocking the entire highway and causing everybody to stop rapidly!

I want to get upset, but if memory serves me correct he was one of the geezers that wanted to be allowed to drink alcohol in his truck so he can go to sleep…..

Obviously troll life is kicking his motherfucking ass!

I kept asking him if he was high or drunk on the CB radio. Of course he didn’t answer. He was too busy, smiling, and being happy that he just almost caused a major fucking accident……

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

The frumpies are back! Haven’t y’all learned, your god says, “ turn those frowns upside down!”

Be the adult elderly folk your god says you need to be to get into the kingdom of heaven!

With all the other shitbags like yourselves!

If not, I promise I will pee on y’all when you’re doing the circle pit in hell!

Where I actually think you will end up….

Just sayen!

I also hear they have plenty of ivermectin there too!

I just went to…..

by RoachKiller

Dollar general to buy some stuff to make dinner! Boy oh boy is that shit overpriced!

I’m thinking I’m spoiled being a truck driver! My usual shopping experience is much different than local shopping!

I kinda know where to go when I want cheap fresh food! It’s definitely not at dollar general! Although if the house brand is as good as the name brand? There are some deals to be had!

Tonight’s dinner will be Asian noodles with cheddar dogs! Your welcome!

The difference….

by RoachKiller

Between you and me driver?

When I slide my tandems I actually get off my ass a 3rd time to walk back to put the handle in the cradle and check to make sure atleast 1 pin made it in the hole!

Now see if you would have been here at this company during the panel van years. You would understand why that is an important move!

( yes, the same panel vans that rarely had breaks or slider pins that actually worked! )

Yet I digress, I keep forgetting y’all are super truckers, who know everything about everything! Well except how to drive a truck without wrecking…..

R u sure…..

by RoachKiller

You want to boast about swifts greatness? This is a trainee/ trainer combo here and between the 2 of them that was all the brain power they could muster up!

Count them! 2, trainer and trainee!

To avoid truly embarrassing the trainee! I didn’t take a truck number picture! The kid gave it his best! The trainer…..

That’s what he finally settled on! Roflmao!

Jesus Christ…..

by RoachKiller

What is wrong with you fucking people? It’s the same stupid shit over and over!

It’s almost as if you’re begging me to take your ass to court!

God damn!

Sad part is you mother fuckers are grown ass adults!

Oh dude……

by RoachKiller

Before you get all fucking bent out of shape and start calling everybody a freak. Maybe you should just tie a knot in the bottom of the condom?

How do you troll……

by RoachKiller

An entire group of people with a 70 IQ or less? Start up a social media account or a personal blog. Then start mentioning unusual things you normally wouldn’t see! Mention how it bothers you that you’re seeing this. I guarantee your trolls will then use those little things to try and troll you!

It really does help find out exactly who’s responsible for the stupidity you’ve been dealing with!

I.e.… Dilated eyes, smile, hair tonic

Today you…..

by RoachKiller

Wonder, “ how many company trucks were rolled or jackknifed yesterday in all that ice”…..

Cus y’all go way too fucking fast on ice and snow…..

Tonight we just might have some fun and report all your troll accounts! See how many we can get booted!

Me I’m gunna moisturize my face cus I just shaved and it itches!

Just saw…..

by RoachKiller

Pictures of my oldest daughter and her belly! I’m impressed she’s carrying twins well!

Added bonus she has the pregnant girl, hands on hip move down pat! Done like a pro pregnant woman! 🙂

I haven’t seen one of those since the last time I went to pietro’s pizza downtown Milwaukie, eons ago!

How cool is that……

by RoachKiller

While I was making the last two posts, waiting for my food to get ready at the restaurant. I had one of them geezers with one of those balls on chin, beards, staring at me the whole time.

So I’m sure you’ll see a recording or a video of me making those two posts. That’s what Trucker trolls do!

just think if I was actually gay I’m pretty sure I could’ve put my balls on his chin…..

I gotta…..

by RoachKiller

Shave this fucking beard!

I really want to know when manopause will finally hit? Cus either that happens or I’m getting electrolysis! Cus I’m tired of shaving this beard every month!

Obviously I ain’t gay! Zero work goes into upkeeping this fine example of testosterone…..

All white, brown, red and grey of it!

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

The “ I wasn’t expecting that” jackass is back!

I could have sworn years ago I told that fuck to stop thinking, shut the fuck up and mind his own fucking business!

Obviously the fucker is too stupid to even follow those directions! What a cunt!

Just say “no” to stupid!

Oh, how sweet……

by RoachKiller

I stopped at the QT to get some lunch and a soda. As I’m walking in, I see a gray extended cab ford pick up truck with a black guy driving and an old white guy sitting next to him!

I parked, I washed my windows did my thing and went to walk inside. I looked over at the gray pick up and the black guy was reenacting a scene from driving Miss Daisy.

He was opening the rear door of this Ford pick up truck so the old man with the balls on chin beard could get in. And it was so sweet. the black guy closed the door behind him and everything like a proper gentleman!

I swear to God if I didn’t know any better, I was watching the gay version of driving. Miss Daisy…..