What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller You must’ve done something more than just parked in the wrong direction. Cause I was there for a little while and people were parking wherever the fuck they wanted and nobody gives a shit.
But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty more opportunities just to get yelled at at a shipper or receiver! So don’t cry, and don’t worry about it.
And I’d also like to say I’ve laid off enough steam that I think I can properly go into a terminal and not Cunt punch anybody!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller Over and over and over and over again! Obviously, I’m fucking good at what I do so shut your fucking hole you dumb Cunt!
That’s all natural baby! You had nothing to do with it! I’m the one who fought for the fucking miles. I’m the one who drove the fucking miles. I’m the one who didn’t wrap this fucking truck around the telephone pole like 99% of all your other fucking drivers.! so fuck you and the camel toed hog you rode in on…..
by RoachKiller Give a fuck what you want! I’m a company driver. I’m not an owner operator. I ain’t installing shit on my phone!
You don’t like it you can kiss my big ole hairy white motherfucking ass! You contact my company! I’m not responsible for their bullshit! Just like I no longer ever apologize for these motherfuckers
I said all I do is drive the motherfucking truck! You got a problem call the company……
I don’t deal with Apologizing for this company if I did it is a full-time motherfucking job! Comprende?
by RoachKiller To my wife! She has gone 33 years without killing me! 31 of those years legally married!
So a big congratulations to you are due! With any luck, I can go at least another 33 years before you finally do me in…..
by RoachKiller Park last night! The low rents blocked off even the entrance to the fuel island! I couldn’t even turn around to back in!
Luckily I’m a perfessional trucks drivers…..
by RoachKiller Dispatch sent me down sr-37 with a brand spanking new trailer!
Why is this a problem? Oh I don’t know, how about the relentless low branches over the road? Then the monster branch I actually had to drive in the opposing lane to get around!
They knew…..
by RoachKiller Another day of waking up to toothless grins, smelly asses and it’s all your fault for working so god damn hard….
Oooh I just realized I’m heading into the yard to do my bi-yearly hazmat bullshit and for them to tell me there ritual bullshit!
I wonder how many blood sugar tests the receptionist will give while I’m there?
Stay tuned….
by RoachKiller My old lady does at work!
Here I am working 70+ hours a week and can’t even get the respect I have earned, 10 fold!
I want an Elvis!
I would put my Jason hockey mask back in the truck. Yet the low rents would of course call in again and tell the cops I was wearing it while I was driving!
Told ya man, these low rents out here are some jealously fucked up people….. you would not believe the amount of false police reports they will call in if they think they can get revenge!
Cus you know, the fact they fucked themselves is just another reason it’s your fault!
by RoachKiller Where’s your truck? I keep seeing you and the other low rents. Yet your company trucks are no where to be found!
Y’all didn’t come out to see me in your personal vehicles did you? Wow that’s a lot of coincidences, don’t ya think?
My guess, you and your crew wrecked out and now you want revenge from people who had nothing to do with your incompetence?
Is that pretty much the story? Same story I have been hearing for decades…..
by RoachKiller How shitty it would look for them if there driver of the year quits mid year! Roflmao!
That definitely says something extremely shitty about them! Doesn’t it?
by RoachKiller Just watching the show! This weeks show is a repeat of the same bullshit show dispatch / management has put on for the last 23 years!
Right now they are in the “ your not good enough, let’s send him into a bad situation we already knew about and see if he wrecks, short haul after short haul portion of the show!”
It literally is a repeat of a repeat of a repeat…..
Oh and don’t forget the “ it’s expected of you, show!” That’s a definite repeat…..
by RoachKiller An actual church billboard I can pull inspiration from. It says “don’t give up, you’re better than them!”
by RoachKiller You’ll be happy to know that even though I didn’t pay for express shipping. The replacement keys to my enforcer lock arrived in just about a week.!
I’ve been waiting over five months after contacting the responsible people in Crete management. So let’s see how long it actually takes them to get me the replacement keys……
I’ll call in and ask every month…..
by RoachKiller Not that! I hope it’s good, like I wiped out a herd of cattle or ya know something good!
In the meantime I’ll be downing water and deciding what I want for dinner tonight! I’m humgry!
FYI, double check your sim and verify it’s the same one you started your cell service with…..
by RoachKiller Would tell you what my lawyers geek found and fixed a correction on yesterday!
But let’s save all this new good stuff for a later day! Shall we???
by RoachKiller The slackers, posers and wanna bes are using social media again to try and intimate and harass!
My guess, their mommy and daddy wouldn’t let them have cake and ice cream for breakfast…..
Fuck if I know what their mental troglodytism is from this week! Remember, I mind my own business and do my own thing!
That’s all on them and you, bossman!
And I was the one in a legal parking spot……
by RoachKiller Y’all keep telling me how important you are! I’m just so impressed…..
Who are you again? Why do I care?
by RoachKiller Cool about having your own website blog?
You can post as many fucking times as you want! Say damn near anything you want and you are always guaranteed, someone, somewhere is reading every fucking word!
If 2 dudes get out of there I’m gunna be sad!
by RoachKiller Not only do they make them in black, but white, red, brown, yellow, and I think I saw one in well used black and blue…
I highly recommend one if you were looking for something cheap! It will allow you to flap your lips All you want. Yet not being too pretentious and overwhelming……
And for you ladies, I believe he/ it also comes in pink and camouflage. For you down low Brothers, and little dicks with the jacked up trucks. I believe they also come with the case halfway off……
by RoachKiller Name sounds familiar, if I remember correctly, he lived not too far away when I was a little kid. He lives down on the other side of the tracks in Milwaukie….
Oh yeah, we were on the same baseball team together growing up. Sassy chassis…..
What about it? I haven’t seen that fucker or givin a shit about that Fucker in 40 years.
Every once in a while when I’m making an appointment for something that name will pop up around the house. Cause like I said, I guess they let him escape from sexual predator land down there in Milwaukee……
So what about him?