What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller I just went and dropped the nastiest shit in your Wally World terminals, drivers lounge!
Bruh, it was a nasty “ I’ve been eating fish for 2 days “ shit!
So fucking gnarly I even had to hold my breath! Gnarly turd biscuit!
If you hurry, I’m sure the smell is lingering in stall 1! Just thought I would mention it cus we all know how much you love scat and feet…..
Oh and I finally scored a 2025 insurance permit! tried 3 different terminals…..
by RoachKiller Maybe a little perturbed, I had to work that hard to get my point across. But I’m not upset about anything. I realize now that it’s the Fourth of July weekend and they’re trying to get all turds home!
I was just going home for regular time off. And if it was really fucking important when the grandkids were born, I would’ve said something the day they were born.
I’ll have plenty of time to piss them off when I finally do get home. But I think it’s silly that you would send me a shit load to put me in a place that might get me home. Might not.
Rather than say hey, we got shit man you wanna take this all back east and then we’ll work your way back. Adjustable except for when it comes to you doing that shit all the fucking time. And believe me over the past you’ve done that shit all the fucking time
I got my copy of iced earth, the glorious burden! I can celebrate the Fourth of July…..
Besides my 23 year accident free anniversary is 12 days away. My free agent status will be hopping on that day! Why deal with these fucking little rats if I can make pretty damn near close to the same amount of money and be home every fucking night?
by RoachKiller Trying to get home so I can meet my grandchildren. And I’m just going home from my regular schedule time off. I don’t give a fuck that’s the Fourth of July or not. I don’t give a shit. I just wanna go home and eat my grandbabies. And so far dispatch has come up with every bullshit excuse they could throw at me!
So they threw this load at me twice 415 miles that delivers 7 o’clock tomorrow night. They can’t give me any definitive load home. They can’t even tell me they have a load going home. But they really really really really really want me to take this 400 mile load that delivers at 7 o’clock tomorrow night.
So they want me to waste a lot of fucking time not even resetting or doing anything beneficial being out here. Just so I can go and sit for a load that delivers 400 miles away 30 hours away from now!
But then they sent me a load going back east and I’m like well. Why don’t I just take the load back east and then try to get a load home next week because obviously you’re too busy taking me around here and trying to fill the bullshit loads that the shit bags dropped
To actually either get me set up to go home or not so why don’t I take the load back east and try again next week that way I’m not sitting around jerking off waiting for God knows what dumb shit to take all this load whenever the fuck he gets here.
So let’s see what they come back with because it’s been half an hour and they still haven’t replied back……
by RoachKiller I now understand why you geezers wear shirts with pockets and pocket protectors!
It wasnt until I saw this old man today. His pocket had 1 pen in it and from what I could see. He used that pocket protector to drool into other than on his shirt…..
Excellent use of workwear geezer…..
by RoachKiller Let me get my walker so I can be a cunt like you….
by RoachKiller In that version of the server operating system you’re using. You still have to bind your program to the port you wish to access it from……
My bad, I forgot you know everything…..
by RoachKiller Take it from a professional truck driver the holding your nose closed while trying to blow out will only pop your ears in the lower elevations after being in the higher elevation!
The only true way to get your ears to pop when you go from the lower elevation to the higher elevation. Is one let it do it naturally or two move your lower jaw like you’re a meth head while pretending to blow air out at the same time.
You should hear a series a little popping noises in your ears if you’re doing it correctly, but the only thing that really helps your ears is letting you do it naturally otherwise you’re just gonna be uncomfortable while thinking about it…..
Oh, and learn how to hawk up loogies! That helps clear your sinuses…..
by RoachKiller On Amazon! Funniest onesie I found! Even though my grandkids ain’t Mexican! The juansie makes me laugh every time!
Told my daughter I was thinking about buying one for the kids! Bad idea on my part! 😉 I can still hear he screaming in my ear from here…..
Hey taco time, they stole your drink name! “ the big Juan!”
by RoachKiller The show the “ god fearing Christian’s “ are putting on today!
It’s 09:30 am on this beautiful Sunday morning and I’m waiting for a shower!
I’m seeing some familiar social media faces last night and today. Oddly all claiming to be god fearing people! Yet it’s 09:30 am on Sunday and they are dressed in shorts, t-shirts and swimwear!
Wow, the church I went to as a kid never allowed that kind of dress!
So what does one take from this? These people are either part of the Mormon cult and ritual on Saturday. Or they lied about being god fearing people!
Where I’m at it could go either way! Yet unless you’re actually partaking in the ritual that is “ god fearing”, church, Bible study and letting the priest abuse your children. You’re not god fearing!
Your just another batch of cunts that say your religious to give the people your talking to. False impressions that your good people!
A- fucking -men!
Yes bretsy’s! The stock rims and caps off my hot rod look good on yours! I’m telling ya, bring that thing over and I have some soap that will make that fucker shine for weeks! literally!
Added bonus I bought blueberry smelling soap this time…..
by RoachKiller I have better play the lottery ASAP! I have seen two company trolls in one day!
First, I saw one of the hair tonic crew where I picked up an emptied! He obviously feels much better about himself with his new hair.
I’m pulling out of the place where I pick up my load. There was another while driving by this big black Chevy pick up truck. This time he was wearing a hat to disguise his his looks. ( you sly dog! )
But he was obviously out of his neighborhood because no way can he afford that hundred thousand dollar Chevy pick up truck and a house in this hood!
Anyway, been fine. I’m gonna roll down the road!
And FYI, the Walmart down the road from the yard, the strip mall yard. Has a killer deal on imitation crab, a.k.a. Pollock!
For 10 bucks you get 40 ounces of fucking killer polluck! I’m gonna be eating seafood salad sandwiches for a fucking week…..
So enjoy, See you later
Oh and FYI again, it was so nice to wake up at the strip mall terminal and see all those other company trucks parked there. We had JB Hunt. We had someone in the owner operator in a flatbed. some bobtail owner operator. It’s nice to see the company that I work for sharing a space with all these unfortunate other companies…….
I would also think that’s probably the reason you have trailers stolen out of your own fucking yard! Secure yard to boot….
by RoachKiller Howd yall fuck this account up too? I’m finding everywhere I go that I was treated like shit over the years by your high quality low rents. They oddly manage to completely fuck that shit up!
Praise sweet baby Jesus you demons wearing crucifixes. slowly but surely, your god has given you exactly what you are deserving….
If it was up to me, a steel toed size 12 up your ass’s would have been sufficient! Yet your god seeith to fuck you worse than I ever could!
Telling ya, there’s something to this karma thing and just trying to be a good person…..
All hale Satan! Praise sweet baby Jesus! Bow to your god….. Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh is god!
by RoachKiller Of grandpa I am!
by RoachKiller Your call in order at hanks is ready!
by RoachKiller Trying to rationalize and monetize your illegal activities? But it is nice to know that in this world, there are plenty of people to fill those positions as convenience, store, clerks, gas station attendants with the occasional mixed in waiter!
Unfortunately, I missed the 444444 so I posted the second best…..
by RoachKiller Stopped to take care of some business at a closed mall tonight! Lo and behold a road troll stopped to “ check on me!” that was after several of his low rent buddies drove by…..
Roflmao! You fucking tards just never stop with the stupid do you? He explained to me he just quit Crete after 20 years! Yea so? I’ve been here 23 years and never fucking scene you before in my life!
How the last 2 years here were “ rough!” Yea so, life sucks for us all!
All I know is I was making up whatever the fuck I could, to get this bald headed moron to go away!
That way I could restart my log book in peace and get to my delivery!
Your batch of stupid never stops…..
As I’ve said a million times before, “ you can’t fight stupid…..” once you take one out they have hundreds to replace them…..”
by RoachKiller You’re pretty little Texas princess’s fuck up this account too?
For years, this was good running freight! You would go get work done at Wilmer, drive down to penis. Grab a load, pun intended, and get the fuck out of Dodge!
Damn, you prettier than a princess decided that no no no no no no no no no this needs to be dedicated freight. You’re not allowed to drive this stuff anymore!
So for years and years and years, I didn’t pick up one of these loads. I pull in there today there’s maybe five company trailers. All the rest are Swift and JB Hunt.
This is why I always say, don’t let stupid people think! You dumb fucks did the same thing to Posey as you did this shit! Amongst others!
My recommendation is to shut your fucking holes, mind your own fucking business and run……
You dumb motherfuckers…
If you have ever seen the live version of Eric Johnson’s, cliffs of Dover. Then you know what city that is…..
by RoachKiller Remember in the old Salt Lake City terminal yard. The one that is a Schneider yard now. Remember the secretary was a young Hispanic lady. Who thought she was really all that!
She would wear low rise jeans with whale tail underwear that stuck out of her britches? Then she would get offended if you looked at her ass when you were walking behind her.
But what I loved to do because she was kind of a Cunt. Her desk was right where you could walk behind her desk. And she would just freak the fuck out if you walked or stood on the side of her desk.
And because I really don’t like cunts and I’m an asshole remember. I would always stand on the side of her desk anytime she had to deal with me.
What was her name? For the life of me all I see or think of what I think of that chick is that fucking whale tail underwear?
by RoachKiller As good as the Kool-Aid machines in Memphis! But honestly, it’s not bad. I got grape and for those of you who are older than 12.
You Should remember the grape concentrate you got in the freezer section at the grocery store? It tasted like a watererd down version of that.
I’m starting to think this pile of shit in this fucking white Buick wants me to punch him in the nose.
by RoachKiller Of that woman that worked in the SLC office when I first started? I called her a Washingtonian as her teeth were really big and looked wooden?
The lady who lost my dac report by putting it into my take home paperwork?
Yea, that’s exactly what I’m dealing with now! No one knows anything, or can do anything! Then they can’t figure out why they get a mention on this blog…..
by RoachKiller So many vain truck drivers trying to tell me they are men of god!
Yet they have zero time for god as most are to busy taking 3 showers a day and spend most there time in front of a mirror.
Yes, you are the prettiest truck driver of them all…..