Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

So why……

by RoachKiller

Do you low rents get so fucking mad when I pick up a trailer. haul it for a little while or what not and then drop it somewhere in the exact same condition you left it for me? Why the fuck do you get so fucking mad I mean, that is how you left the trailer for me right? Right?

Last time I checked, I wasn’t your mommy. I wasn’t your daddy and I sure the fuck ain’t gonna fix your fucking problems…..

Guess who’s back……

by RoachKiller

On the one and only social media platform I use, TikTok? Yup, that looks like a woman but tries to act like it’s got a dick.

Same stupid different day!

And the fact they still haven’t figured out why the only social media platform I’m on is TikTok. That should tell you what sort of fucking mental midgets I’m dealing with……

you realize you’re jealousy is all your fault right? All you had to do was get your seedlings frozen before the doctor cut off your dick!

Then you still had the opportunity to have a child of your own, which is weird because you know the state was gonna come in and take it anyway

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

Y’all are some cheap mother fuckers! Then you can’t figure out why they take away truck parking!

Y’all parked in this lot last night. Woke up, used their shitter. Yet bought nothing!

So please explain to me how this mom and pop truck stop is supposed to stay open….

I mean, you couldn’t even buy a $.99 can of Arizona tea? Cmon…..

I knew it…..

by RoachKiller

I’ve been having issues with my shoulder since the tv fiasco of 2025! It’s been hurting and I had loss of movement and muscle.

Oddly today I reached over to get a peice of trash off the floor! Felt a gnarly pop and wammo! The pain is gone and I have full movement back! wtf?

I just scratched my back with that arm! Something I haven’t been able to do in months

Woo hoo! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

So can you tell wich is the real PRS ce and wich is the se?

wanna talk about……

by RoachKiller

Crazy? Imagine being a DJ on SiriusXM. Where you have spent the last 25 years making up bullshit to insert between the exact same songs you’ve played for the last 20 years.

All while not being date, time or year specific! Now that’s fucking crazy….

Tonight is gonna be fun……

by RoachKiller

In between the strawberries and pineapple chunks, I had yesterday. Along with today’s awesome meal of cabbage rolls, and two sides of brussels sprouts.

I’m either gonna shit myself. Or I’m gonna wake myself up farting! And it will be all worthwhile……

You realize how much easier pretrips would be if all trailers you pick up could move like that?

FYI, I seam to be on a tour of all the shippers and receivers I was told by the company clique’ that I wasn’t allowed to pick up or deliver to anymore. As all the loads coming out of those places were for them and for them only……

My guess THEM fucked up all their shit again and require some good drivers to come in and fucking fix it……

Hey bobo…..

by RoachKiller

That hair tonic is looking good on you! I’ll bet all the Protestants whores love you!

Nice seeing you again! I’m guessing you were headed into the yard as I was just coming out of there when you passed me!

FYI the coconut shrimp is really good today!

Oh No no no…..

by RoachKiller

This being followed is legit and true! Has been for years! The only thing that has changed is I’m recognizing more of the followers! Almost all who are in their personal vehicles….

I’ll tell this story again! Way back when this company had a shop over off of front street! ( lawyers tell me all I can do is regurgitate the old stories! Yet this proves my point! )

Anyhoot! I had a delivery down off front street in kc! I remember it well cus it was a hazmat load. Twas 5 gallon jugs of refrigerants!

I had come in from I-80 in Nebraska! Good couple hundred miles away from delivery! When I started I noticed a gold 70’s boat of a Lincoln continental! Don’t think anything of it! Drove the couple hundred miles into kc to deliver. Had actually started unloading. When that same Lincoln with the same grey haird geezer pulled up to the office of this warehouse!

Now I’m thinking that’s wierd! So they continue unloading and eventually I see the geezer leave! Normally I wouldn’t do this but I went inside and asked, “ is it ok if I ask about that old man that just came in here?”

They proceeded to explain that this guy was looking to either broker these loads or have his trucks run them through there broker!

Well that was odd and honestly a bit scary!

Over the years that same thing has happened quite often. Except now they can try to steal loads electronically through load boards etc… if they know where you picked up and delivered!

I have seen an increase of fired, recently wrecked and people who can’t figure out the trucking game doing the follow the leader bullshit!

Now they are using the excuse of “ road safety!” Naw, it’s a batch of cunts looking for revenge for them or there spouses either getting fired, not running or whatever red flag they are sporting this week! It’s all intimidation, load theft and harassment!

I have plenty of examples of you need them! Your own high quality employees doing this sort of stupid shit!

This place has a never ending supply of stupid! I tell everyone “it’s not trucking! It’s a bunch of princess’s playing trucking…..”

So when they actually get a good driver like me and the other very few that still work here this week. We receive the majority of the attacks from the stupid…..

I’m bragging…..

by RoachKiller

I would like to introduce you to my 2 grandsons! William on the left and Clark on the right!

All fingers, toes and chromosomes accounted for!

From what I’m hearing the guy on the right is going to be the hellion! While the guy on the left is gunna be like my daughter! Laid back and plots his next kill…… 😉

Photo redacted at request of parents!

Oh and that is the car seat system I bought them! The daughter says it’s awesome! She doesn’t have to take them out of the car seats to put them on the double stroller…..

Here’s the link

https://a.co/d/0xNZVx7

I wonder…..

by RoachKiller

What batch of the company clique’ will be following me around today? Past, present, or future red flags?

They can’t help themselves, it’s not like they have family to spend their vacation time with…..

Oh that fucken…..

by RoachKiller

Sucked! I walked around to the back of the trailer to do my post trip when I dropped this trailer. Flashlight in hand, walked around the trailer. Hit the back doors and wammo! An entire Hurd of little flying bugs engulfed me!

Of course since my mouth was open, ya know cus I’m a mouth breather. I inhaled half the fucking Hurd!

Omg that sucked! Puke, snot the works…..

Guess who I saw today……

by RoachKiller

Yeah, I saw one of those white hair clique’ members who likes to wear women’s underwear and show his pecker on his diary of a madman blog……

I don’t know what he was doing there? I do know I got my sparkling water and get the fuck out of Dodge……

I don’t need to be around that type of deviant…..

That’s a perversion for outside my field…..

SMH, boo

by RoachKiller

You’re just another shit stain in the underwear of humanity. One we will all be forced to deal with because you’re too stupid to realize you’re the fucking problem…….