What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller I don’t think I’ve ever seen this many butthole mouths. Go the other way! I’ve seen at least seven in the last 2 miles!
If you don’t know what I’m talking about pay attention to the people going the other way on a two lane. They look a lot like mouth breathers, but their mouths are in the shape of a butt hole.
I don’t know how else to explain it…..
by RoachKiller I could have plowed the shit out of the chick that wrote this! if there wasn’t some interest, she would’ve just handed me the carbon copy print out of where the truck stop was at. Instead she hand wrote it. Verbally told me exactly how to get there……
Like I said when this is all over with, I will have no problems get me a piece of ass….
by RoachKiller Is people on the Internet who had a gnarly break up or got a raw deal. Try to regain their self respect by using you to get revenge.
So they know you’re going through a break up you asked for advice and I guarantee it’s gonna be the advice they wish they had followed themselves.
Make sense? I guarantee they’re giving you shit advice!
My recommendation, contact an attorney and figure it out for yourself……
Cause what you are doing so far, you’re headed down a really bad path…..
by RoachKiller Every time you open up your account to see what I posted. I get bombarded with anti-husband anti-male, TikTok propaganda videos.
So my recommendation is reset your feed and find something more of what you’re interested in. Or get the fuck off of there!
Because whether you know it or not, you’re being played by a bunch of people, that are barely smart enough to figure out how to turn on a fucking light switch!
Just my opinion, you do what you wanna do…
by RoachKiller Enjoy when the really really really really really smart people tell me what I already know. What I’ve already seen.
A recreational drug, not meant to be used every fucking day! Especially at the THC levels that are offered at your local weed store…..
I’ve been telling my soon to be ex old lady. What I’ve been seeing with her, I was laughed at, told I was gas, lighting, told I was fucking with her head……
Yeah, I fucking hate stoners. For good fucking reason……
by RoachKiller These two go together….
Still my fav testament song!
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by RoachKiller I don’t know how she did it, but she managed to get me to stand outside with an umbrella over her while she takes a shit!
Then she kicks dirt at me…… how rude!
Not to mention this dog can fart! She puts me to shame……
by RoachKiller I have found that telling people what you want want them to know. Guaranteed will help you win the game in the end……
by RoachKiller Since the old lady moved out. I’m feeling 10x’s better! Feeling better, eating somewhat better, eating a lot less!
I haven’t had anyone tell me it’s my fault, what new mental issues I have this week, nada!
Overall I honestly think I could get use to this lifestyle…..
by RoachKiller To get pissed off! My new big chair that I ordered last month is still on fucking backorder! All I wanna do is relax in my big fucking chair, but the motherfucker won’t show up…..
Maybe that will be on my agenda the next time home to find a new big fucking chair.
by RoachKiller Make yourself paranoid? Go to Applebee’s on lazy eye night and sit directly under the major TV!
You will never know who’s staring at you and who’s looking at the TV! I would know I went on that night. It sucked!
#lazeyenight #Applebees
by RoachKiller As I am about this message? So I dropped my placard hazmat load. They had no empties and they had no idea when they would have empties available.
So when I accepted this load, I had enough hours to deliver on time. Yet the 300+ bobtail miles hunting in empty took those hours away. So then you have me bobtail to pick up this load and now I don’t have the hours to deliver by the 27th!
So you had to change delivery to the 28th? So are you blaming me or are you blaming yourself? Because during all this, I even told you, I might not have the hours to deliver to do all this?
Is it also my fault that you don’t know where you’re fucking equipment is and it’s status?
So I still don’t understand is it my fault this load is gonna be late or is it your fault the load‘s gonna be late?
Cause I know I’m pushing the hardest I can but I don’t have the hours to be there by the 27th? I also know I have to be somewhere at a certain time and this load is the only one you tell me you have? So once again, is it my fault or your fault I don’t get it?
by RoachKiller 2 nights this month it’s cool enough to not idle the truck! Omg what ever will we do?
#coolnights
by RoachKiller The cutest fucking thing! Not only do big, burly, ugly mother fuckers say she is soooo cute!
She even gets the attention in the shitter! no barking, nothing! She just stands there and watches everyone come and go!
This dog is da bomb of dogs!
After 2 weeks, she is getting better about poopen and peeing when I let her out! She lets me know when she really has to go and finally her poop is thickening up from the food switch!
Now she is mad no one is coming into the restroom so she can keep an eye on them for me! ( always a good protector! 😉
I watch for her when she poops! She does the same for me…..
Im shocked the x old lady didn’t “ forget” she wanted me to get the dog and reported me to the cops!
This explains why I always cc all texts to her to other important people! Just incase that stoned brain “ accidentally “ forgets!
You know stoners…..
by RoachKiller Really need to stop biting your nails when you’re driving!
by RoachKiller Any and all restraining orders form, in!
See you in court snookums…..
by RoachKiller Know that I’m not attracted to women with black hair or red hair?
I guess you don’t know me at all……
by RoachKiller Need your links to articles and fb posts about bad marriages! I appreciate it though!
However if you can find any good articles on if salvaging a marriage for someone self medicating with weed is salvageable? Definitely send that my way…..
The kids? Ehhh, I have a feeling that will work itself out over time! The weed thing is definitely a big issue for me! Not to mention the mental health issues requiring it…..
by RoachKiller If I wanted to cheat on my old lady. It wouldn’t be a problem! I can get pussy, it’s not an issue!
I just know it’s definitely not a good idea to add some strange to the mix right now! I have more than enough on my plate!
So until there is a resolution on this! I think it wise to just ride it out…..
I’ve never cheated on her while we were married, I won’t break that vow until it’s officially over!
( yea i know, nothing fucks with drivers heads more than someone saying they banged there old lady! Believe you me, with the psychotics I have following this blog and who are just sure I’m talking to them….. ain’t that right drunkard? )
The bitch stuck around for 31 years! I can at least show her the respect of not bangen another broad until it’s over…..