Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

There’s something ive…..

by RoachKiller

Never done before! I’m leaving clothes in the dryer!

Omg there are going to be so many firsts! I’m excited as fuck…..

I think I can throw that away now…..

No I am…..

by RoachKiller

Starting to think I’m going senile! I had a woman give me her number and asked if I would like to glitter bomb her!

I’m in the mood to glitter bomb but I can’t remember where I put her number! J

esus fucking Christ! I can’t remember if she wrote it down or I put it in my phone! I can’t fucking find it! Like wtf?

Well the kids…..

by RoachKiller

Do a much better job at decorating the tree! I think while puppy spent most her time humping her bed.

I think we did good!

Really like how the bolo top hat turned out!

Just needs another color on the back! Maybe blue?

The off white wired ribbon really changed the look! But those hand blown ornaments really do shine!

Only thing i truly wish i could do is tie a bow! A big bow made with the extra ribbon would really make the bottom and top pop!

Oh and since the tree is pretty much the same all the way around. I could only get a few fineals to hang like they are supposed to!

What do you think?

Just ran over…..

by RoachKiller

To my nephews to drop off some of that home brew iced coffee! Hope he enjoys it! That was full power dope right there!

Added bonus if he digs it I now have a Xmas present idea For him! 🙂

But after a wild 4 days, it’s time to wind down. Enjoy some easy listening instrumental Xmas music on Alexa. Work on the Xmas tree and enjoy my time!

As next week is gunna be a busy fucking week for me!

Next time I’m home, I’ll be home for good!

Wow, so wild to say that after 30 years, and 5 million miles….. kind of brings a tear to an old man’s eye!

I feel better now…..

by RoachKiller

My neighbors across the way are an older black couple! Great neighbors!

I walked out yesterday to see the sheriffs were there! I was super worried, cus like I said they are good people!

Well today, Amazon delivered my package to them. So the lovely lady she is. She brought it over to me!

When she did I reminded her that if she ever needs help I’ll gladly do anything for them! ( that good of neighbors! I don’t know them at all! That’s how good of neighbors they are!)

I was worried someone broke into there place or something. So when she told me the issue I was relieved!

I wish them piece, love and good health…..

Fuck…..

by RoachKiller

Well here’s something I forgot about! The almond joys are mine who wants the rest…..

Not a happy camper…..

by RoachKiller

Finally decided to buy some new ps5 games last night! I’m not a big gamer so after hooking the ps5 back up to the internet as I reset the WiFi password like 6 months ago!…..

I went to download these new games I bought on my wishlist that went on sale!

So after 30 minutes of trying to figure out why none of those games were in my downloads. If finally occurred to me that steam is not the same as the ps5 store!

I was so disappointed! I wanted to play back rooms and killer klowns from outer space last night! ;(

And for you who are looking to score a nice gift for people you don’t know! This pnw salmon box works wonders to impress people you don’t know!

Not me cus the only fish I like is deep fried code or “ white fish!” From skippers!

One more today….

by RoachKiller

Had a good time giving out candy and telling the dog to “ stop barking!”

At 20:00 the official switch from Halloween took place! Jack o lantern put away and Xmas wreath up!

Was light on trick or treaters! Most kids got full sized candy! By the end I went out on the street and started dumping candy into stragglers bags!

Gave away $52 + ( $20 brothers kids ) worth of candy! best outfit was the Asian ninja and Michael Jackson! ( he even had the white cuffs on his pants! )

Hope everyone had a safe and jolly helloween!

FYI, I’m not a big candy eater so leaving any and all candy behind would be a monster waste!

Welp time to have some stew and watch scary movies!

Turned out beautiful by the way! Perfect taters, perfectly cooked carrots! Not soft with a taste of that carrot crunch! Meat excellent, sausage, sausaging and the sauce is perfect! A hint of Italian with a hint of tomato with the heartiness of stew!

Enjoy ladies and that 1 gay dude that follow my recipe’s!

These are nice…..

by RoachKiller

I’m shocked that for $15 each these 60×80 blankets are nice! Definitely soft and cozy! They are Mika approved!

I’ll bet you even lesbians will find these cozy!

Although not true Sherpa and more like micro fiber they are still decent!

Now the Samaria blanket under them. That’s true Sherpa! And cost $100 more! Lunafide.com

Well I’ll be…..

by RoachKiller

Damnd! I’m not a sex offender! Huh, I always said I wasn’t! Now you kinda have to believe what I say don’t you…..

I’ll bet you that if I do a search about the little boy in blue who keeps telling people I am. The results will be much different? Won’t they?

Don’t mind me…..

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I’m busy being gay! Ain’t that right Tracy?

Oh by the way, I got the better job today! Tired as fuck so it hasn’t sank in yet!

But I was like raised eye brow when I walked out of the interview…..

Well off to buy tricker treat candy!