Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

OK, ladies……

by RoachKiller

Im gunna put this out over the airwaves. I’m looking for a date next week. Not looking for sex not looking for anything other than a date. I’ll take you to sailors old country kitchen to grab some prime rib.

What happens after that happens after that! I’m just looking to go out, get away and interact with some normal fucking people…..

Well, lucky…,

by RoachKiller

For me, I pay attention. And I already have the local picture developer replacing the pictures that you stole…….

I mean, you are trying to alienate me from my kids correct? That is why you never told Leslie to call me or text me and tell me it was OK to come over to see the babies correct?

I have no intentions or plans of falling for your baiting or bullshit games! So unless you plan on getting 100% clean, whatever mental health issues you need help with helped. Until that time I have no interest in being anywhere near you.

Like I said, I don’t need your fucking negativity and your bullshit in my life. You have no interest in me and I’m tired of chasing you. There’s no way in hell I’m going to wait for you to make a decision on what you wanna do.

In the meantime, I need to start looking for frames for the pictures of the kids that I am replacing that you took……

And can you believe it? I’ve gone almost 2 months without some anybody telling me I’m the fucking problem and that I have a new mental illness this time home……

I will tell you it’s gotta suck not having Mika in your life. She fell asleep in my armpit last night cuddled up nice and tighten toasty in my armpit.

Oddly, since I’ve had her, she hasn’t peed or pooped in the truck. As long as I take her out before she goes to bed. She sleeps through the night it has no issues……

Not to mention all the ladies think she’s so cute

Ps I forgot Chrissy let your little secret out. Your plan was to isolate me from the family……

My guess I’m not the one that’s the fucking problem…..

Just kicken back…..

by RoachKiller

Watched the show….. odd how suddenly my Tik tok feed went from your pushed mental health issues in my feed. To my actual vpn location…..

Naw, remember I’m paranoid and don’t know what I’m talking about! Member?

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

The job search is going killer! At the end of the month I’m pretty much have my pick of what company I want to drive local for! I guess all those years of working my ass off are starting to pay off!

Finally, maybe I can find out what a normal life is like…..

You got 3 options…..

by RoachKiller

If you have a buttload of credit card debt and want to get out from under it! You got 3 options!

1- file bankruptcy

2- contact the card companies and work out a payment plan!

3- contact consumer credit counseling service. ( credit.org ) They can get your interest rates dropped and set up on easy payment plans!

According to this billboard……

by RoachKiller

I just saw on the side of the highway. This company’s medical insurance will provide you with mental health support in only three fucking days!

I guess they wait three days that way the people that want to off themselves, off themselves and then they don’t have to pay for the claim?

Yeah, that’s some shitty ass insurance. If you gotta wait three fucking days from mental health support. When any other medical system you could be talking to a shrink within 15 fucking minutes…..

Y’all missed out…..

by RoachKiller

I stopped to get fuel and there was a Blue’s Clues driver there ahead of me. One of those lady boys wearing women’s hair.

I was shocked, very rarely. Do y’all have the balls to wear your lady hair in public. Especially when you’re in your truck….

Bravo, lady, boy, blues clue driver! Our hats go off to you for having some balls to wear your lady hair in public…..

I got this…..

by RoachKiller

Domain whorehound.com! Should I build a simple porn site with paywall to show you how easy it is?

Then post the monthly hit tally to show you how easy it really is?

Nah, I’m good

by RoachKiller

You trolls can scurry back to your holes!

Most of all, y’all should mind our fucking business for once. Instead of trying to find a new angle to troll people with…..

the problem is you people are so fucking miserable with your own lives that you want to suck as many others in with you as you possibly can get. Misery loves company, remember……

Only problem is is I refuse to be in fucking misery. I’ve kind of grown accustomed to this life of not being chastised for saying hello on the phone. Not being accused of being the reason for everybody else is fucking problems. Not being told of what new mental illness you think I have this week……

So remember the longer you wait, the better the chance the other one ain’t coming back. Cause I know I’m really starting to enjoy this life!

Most of all, why would you chase after people who have consistently year after year after year told you “you’re the problem“?

When in reality all your actually doing is working your fucking ass off so they can have a life you never had…..

How cool is that…..

by RoachKiller

Was pulling out of where I just delivered! Hopped on this shitty 2 lane surface road and vamoosed!

While I was cruising we done saw not 1 but 3 ladies all driving with their butthole mouths in full swing!

I wonder if that’s why that unmarked cop car was following you 3?

Either way they can’t top yesterday! I done saw me some massive naked boobies driving by in a Tesla! I was literally impressed! Nice tits lady!