Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Well that’s interesting…..

by RoachKiller

I was doing some work with some wireless signals through the house and found I have a wireless camera and a wireless lightbulb somewhere in my house. Neither of which I installed…..

Jesus Christ I’m so tired of this batch of stupid…..

Ok here’s a conundrum…..

by RoachKiller

If your in say homegoods looking for curtains and the dude that’s helping you. Has a peach fuzz mustache, no boobs but is wearing women’s underwear.

Is it not ok to say, “thanks for the help, man!”

See the problems you create when you don’t wear your pronouns on a sticker on your chest…..

My arm is….:

by RoachKiller

Killing me! I got my flue shot and 2nd shingles shot yesterday and I have a giant throbbing knob on the back of my arm!

But after a sweeting episode before court and a few coughs! Today my cough is oddly almost gone!

Interesting turn of events…..

Awwww the stress…..

by RoachKiller

Finally caught up to me last night! Passed out at around 1800 last night!

I spent most of the time after court trying to put my finger on what the fuck it was that made her “ off”?

There was something not quite right with the woman! It wasn’t something for the better. It was something for the worse! I noticed it the last time I saw her. I noticed it again when I saw here today!

I just can’t quit put my finger on what it is that is making me say this!

The one thing I should have brought up in court was. If she is under the influence of all this thc vape while spending time with her grandkids?

That’s the only question I wished I would have asked!

Everything else she proved for me! The paranoia, the anger, the greed….. oh and of course the “ how it is all my fault……”

Ya gotta love divorces huh?

Either way, the judge dropped the entire restraining order. So yea!

See ya!

My fav thing she said in court….

by RoachKiller

I destroyed her mom’s antique roll top desk! The desk that her mom had bought from mo duk pi kung fu studio. That was made of pressed particle board and brads!

Oddly the very same exact desk she told me to throw away a while back cus it wasn’t anything special…..

Yet when I brought up finding her mass quantities of thc vape and flower products. That’s when it came to an end……

Yo twat…..

by RoachKiller

Your mechanic shirt snitched you off! Only question I have is, does the client that actually owns that corvette know your driving like shit with his car?

Tomorrow is…..

by RoachKiller

A big day! What happens on my side will al be influenced by her side!

If she’s cool, we will work something out we can both be amicable with! If she’s not, well it’s on her!

There’s an almost empty bedroom she can move her shit into! If not, welp we will all just see what happens!

What I’m finding amusing is she hasn’t figured it out yet! All that shit of hers I moved outside was all part of her thc circle of death! I have not touched or thrown out anything that was outside that ring!

Actually kind of excited to see how this plays out tomorrow!

What’s really weird though is I was doing my laundry from the truck tonight! How 2 pairs of her pants was in my laundry bag is beyond me…..

Now you ladies….

by RoachKiller

Realize I keep crop dusting yall every time you get to close to me! I can appreciate your need for some white dick!

But I’m a believer in the biblical prophecy of “ don’t mix the races!” yes it’s true all pussy is the same color! It’s the container around it I don’t find attractive!

Nothing personal!

I hope one…

by RoachKiller

Ream of paper is enough? I got an awful lot of chat logs to download and print.!

Luckily, when I bought the new printer, I bought an extra thing of ink, so I’m good there…

Sorry but…… Dot

by RoachKiller

I honk when you drive by holding your cell phone if I scored your phone number and your name off your cell phone.

Or if you show me boobies….

Do you think…… Dot

by RoachKiller

It’s stolen? Cause that’s not a plate you’re gonna see on the West Coast that often ambient true Midwestern fashion, the fucker had his phone in his hand while he was driving down the road.

And yet……

by RoachKiller

I’m up to 40,000 uniques a month! Once I figured out how to inject my hit counter into the video. My uniques doubled!

So you incompetent, low rent cock suckers can look however you fucking wanna look at me cause I don’t fucking care!

Swoop bwoop!

See ya!

I’m just…..

by RoachKiller

Watching the newest batch of punk ass bitches use social media as their harassment by proxy platform…..

It’s what stupid people and trolls use!