What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Not even my monster jump box or hers could start this bitch! Since the last time I had it in the shop and said, “ I need batteries!”
Every fucking time I come for time off I have had to use my personal jump box to start this bitch! With good batteries, I should easily be able to go home for time off, leave the fridge and a light on. Come back in 4-5 days and still be able to start the truck!
Yea, they don’t do that here…..
All 4 batteries replaced! Woo hoo, let’s roll poser!
by RoachKiller One of my Asian neighbors down the road was on a walk at the same time we were! She saw these trees and immediately snapped pictures to send to her brother in Hong Kong!
She just told us so we wouldn’t freak cus we managed to photo bomb her! 🙂
I was like cool, then omg in old man fashion said, “ that’s fine, have a nice evening!” ROFLMAO!
Then I came home and finally finished that half gallon of brewers mint chocolate chip ice cream I’ve been working on the last 3 months!
Yes I like my ice cream in a cup with milk!
by RoachKiller If you are thinking I want to fuck? You’re probably right! Yet it’s been so long I’m going to need you standing at my front door! Butt ass naked saying, fuck me!
In order to get my attention that way! I don’t do small talk…..
Follow those rules and we will fuck until your head explodes in an orgasmic frenzy! Just ask my soon to be x what that’s like!
by RoachKiller Out on the show today! Just had one of those whores of salt lake walk by tonight as I was taking out the trash!
Obvious sign, the frosted bob and the flats! Who the fuck goes on a walk in cheap pair of flats?
Any hoot, back to the curse of king tut!
by RoachKiller Recycle! 1 of those is crooked and I literally can’t figure out which one
by RoachKiller Found these on Amazon! Definitely insulated black out curtains! Luckily I haven’t put up the new curtain rod yet as it needs to come down 1/4” to remove the small gap at the bottom!
Dig um man! Definitely more efficient than the set I put up from home goods!
Matches the carpet so, groovy dude! I’ll definitely be buying more! Oddly $7 less than the previous set! I
’ll use the old ones in the dinning room at a later date!
by RoachKiller Ladies, I can’t tell if that tele accentuates my center piece or throws it off!
Also what scent do you ladies prefer?
Ocean lotus?
Black cherry?
vanilla creme’?
I’m also thinking I don’t need a wall piece on there! As that center piece runs halfway up that space!
Although if I could find a giant 60” x 70” metal pentagram! I’m pretty sure that would look splendid! Like all the other metal wall art pieces I have….
😉
by RoachKiller The water company came out today to find out why my water usage has been so low the last 6 months!
All I said was, “ our youngest daughter found her own place!”
He giggled and said “your meter is fine! We knew they were drilling fiber through this neighborhood so on unusual cases like yours we wanted to verify there wasn’t an issue!”
The only issue we had was a young girl who loved taking 2 hour long showers twice a day! 🙂 seriously!
That’s why I love happy valley! They get it…..
New insulated curtains arrived!
by RoachKiller Just have to put up the angel! Unless I can find a devil tree topper…..
by RoachKiller Open the fucking box! Team associated cc clear…..
by RoachKiller I have pulled off the ultimate 70’s bone smoker home decorations! 😉
I’ll show you the tv room shortly……
by RoachKiller Do I keep the spades or not?
Tough decision! Hey you gays and moms from the 70’s that read this! What do you think?
by RoachKiller Focus and dedication to using this here 70’s bone smoker decoration stuff to piss off the soon to be x old lady. Is quit spot on!
ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Busy…. I don’t think the x old lady knew those little flower pots had holes in the bottom! Where they were sitting. The window sill is fucking destroyed!
by RoachKiller Before I start working on the house today! Yet I got this oversized cute ass rat asleep on the couch…..
You fuckers are dying to find out who the “ wealthy chick” is I was talking about in a previous post? Ain’t you?
I was gunna tell you but I need some boba! so nope!
But I will tell you I got some more picture frames, some great copies of some pics of the kids! While stopping at the hardware store to get some wall hooks, kitchen cleaner and an outside faucet cover!
To answer your question, no the fun of doing that fake Sarah Silverbush shit we did on twitter. Has literally come and gone!
Now I just watch the which witches on tik tok make fools of them witchy selves…..
I’ll post pics of the 70’s bone smoker, room decorations later tonight!
by RoachKiller I actually had to buy some! A lot like having to buy my own butt wipe last month!
by RoachKiller My local Safeway has jumped the shark! Fish heads and skinned frogs legs!
Look at the price of that meat! I’ll give you mine ladies, for free with a kiss! Meeeeow!
by RoachKiller If I get that job I’ll be shocked! Especially after I said, “ I try to pride myself as working for and being the best of the best!! with all the safety measures, you’re taking, it sounds to me like you have a lot of issues with drivers hitting shit!“ leave out that shit in reality…
Part of the reason I’m leaving the company. I’m with now!
not to sound too smart. I asked what does the average new guy make? She said well right now we’re working 55 to 60 hours a week but no guarantees we’re trying to bring that down to where everybody’s working 40 to 45 hours a week.
And then I ask OK but what is the average newbie driver make here? Because I make a solid six digits here and I don’t want to take too much of a pay cut to come work here.
Now I did the math before she even picked up her calculator and 55 to 60 hours a week including overtime is a decent week. But if they’re trying to drop all their drivers down to 40 hours a week, that’s not a decent week…..
I think about halfway through the interview she started to realize I’m like fuck you! But we’ll see……
Luckily, I got like four or five more fucking interviews to do!
by RoachKiller I’ll be right with you after I comeback from my break, ladies! I promise to service each and every one of you with the zest and gumption of a horny 27 year old….
by RoachKiller Fix the handle on the microwave a few minutes ago! It’s and old microwave, builder installed! So I didn’t spend much time on it!
Welp, there was nothing I could do to physically repair the handle except super glue and pressure!
So I fixed the handle and realized I should probably clean the fucker too! Yup, I got the top part you midgets never see.
But as I was doing that, I realized the glass front on the door just slides out! I was like I wish I would have known that earlier! Yet I pulled the glass out to give it a sink shine. When I did, a buttload of broken glass fell on the floor!
I was like, oh fuck! this microwave still has life left in it, I don’t want to replace it now! So I look in the door and there was a buttload of broken glass inside the door. Luckily the glass I pulled out was fine! Woo hoo!
So the previous owners broke the glass door and just replaced the glass and left the broken glass inside the door! How rude!
On a good note, I put it all back together! Handle is handling, glass is glassing and all is well at least for a while before I have to replace that fucker!
As I only replace appliances as needed! This explains the whisper quit stainless steel dishwasher and fridge! While the range is black and the microwave is white! 😉