Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Wanted……

by RoachKiller

A female who’s not shy and loves to play the bongos naked! No need to travel with your bongos. I have a percussive set or you can use my electric bongos.

Yes, I’m actually talking about bongos!

So if over the Halloween weekend, you find you have some time and would like to play naked bongos, please feel free to contact me the usual way.

Food and drink will be provided free of charge…..

No, it’s simple……

by RoachKiller

I had to pay off my phone early, cancel that contract, switch it over to my daughter‘s old contract so I can finish that out.

Then by doing that I dropped my cell phone bill 150 fucking dollars a month…..

For real motherfucker…..

I’m gearing up to fucking not making as much money. Knowing the first six months are gonna be the most fucked up…..

On a good note, I won’t be having to use Public truckstop shitters with fucking water bottles everywhere anymore…..

It just hit me……

by RoachKiller

Like a ton of bricks! After finishing my last interview today!

I’m really getting off the road, lol! Almost to the fucking day, 30 years of working 70+ motherfucking hours a week!

Holy motherfucking shit!

Added bonus, I’ll never have to see that white motherfucker ever again!

One more……

by RoachKiller

Interview to go and I’m gonna make a fucking choice!

They are all basically the same job! One just pays a little better than the other! Now it’s just deciding which one I want to go with!

No, I will not tell you who my choices are…..

These are for…..

by RoachKiller

Chrissy! Mika stood just long enough to pose for this picture! Puppy butt in your face, ha!

Her majesty has now started climbing on me. Every night just to get her puppy message! She won’t get down until I give her one…..

Shhh don’t tell…..

by RoachKiller

Those rich people who think RH is da rich people’s brand! It’s the equivalent of champion sports wear!

Don’t tell them! Seriously, let them believe what ever they want to believe! This coming from a guy that’s hauled his fare share of the stuff new…. Oh and returns…..

Think a fender sqiure with a flamed maple top…. Enough said!

The cowboys horse…..

by RoachKiller

Is this fantastic piece of Indian art….. painted on an authentic 22” vintage horse skull! Even if I wasn’t going to use it with the cowboy. That is just a fucking beautiful piece of art!

FYI, my lady friends up in Montana sure do hook me up with some killer animal peace’s! Bravo! That is just wicked cool!

Oh the job hunt….

by RoachKiller

Also got a call from mclane today! I could have sworn they did local gigs? Guess not, according to the head hunter. They do overnighters…..

So that was a no go….

Found 2 that have definitely peaked my interest! I would have to pull overnighters but for what they are offering a week! I’ll gladly do it…..

Stay tuned!

This is really starting to get interesting!

I am……

by RoachKiller

Still feeling Bonita today! But I’m also thinking I need to feel gold silverware Bonita today……

You really rich……

by RoachKiller

People better get your asses on down to Highland lanes! League has already started……

FYI, I’ve been quite a few very wealthy peoples houses and they look nothing like the shit you’re trying to pass off…..

Hey to each their own!

Oh, and I have never seen a catalog for RH on any truly wealthy person’s handmade Venetian presidents desk……

Some day I…..

by RoachKiller

Hope I can figure out those are fake accounts! Wo is me, they pulled the wool over my eyes again like a two year-old playing “I can’t see you!”

Only problem is these grown adults are the two-year-olds and I’m the one putting the hand in front of there eyes…..

Starting to understand the mental retardation, I have to fucking deal with?