Category: Ford Fender

Don’t let Jesus…..

by RoachKiller

See you banging your favorite down low brother tonight! According to the Bible, “ men don’t lay with men and women are allowed to lay with other women but only if I’m there and allowed to watch and take part!”

Don’t tell Jesus but my personal best was 2 beautiful ladies at once! ( honestly I think that’s probably all I can still handle…. )

Omg 7-11 is turning…..

by RoachKiller

Japanese! I don’t know about you but finding a new wall of Asian delicacies at the local 7-11 is a welcomed change!

Now if we can get the prices as low too…..

That was dinner last night! They also still include the infamous seasoning packets…..

I got these at a 7-11 in Glenwood springs Colorado not to long ago!

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

The “ I wasn’t expecting that” jackass is back!

I could have sworn years ago I told that fuck to stop thinking, shut the fuck up and mind his own fucking business!

Obviously the fucker is too stupid to even follow those directions! What a cunt!

Just say “no” to stupid!

Oh hell yea…..

by RoachKiller

There ya go! That’s the tv I recently purchased! From what I saw in the showroom! The picture is well worth the $300 I paid! The ut75 wasn’t really worth the $100 dollar price difference! To me atleast…..

Just going through…..

by RoachKiller

The website stats for this domain. Y’all have been really fucking busy trying every exploit you can find, huh?

Oddly I’m pulling 10,000 hits with 3000 uniques a month! Lol I haven’t even set up any meta yet! Roflmao!

Anyhoot, the way I figure it. I’ll just keep it the way it is right now….. it entertains me…..

Are you starting……

by RoachKiller

To figure out why over the last couple years I went out on a limb and purchased all the gear. I thought I might use in the future?

You thought guitar gear prices were bad now just fucking way…..

I’m not stupid…..

by RoachKiller

You dumb mother fuckers…..

And that’s what being a parent is all about…..

And fyi, we still have full abilities to retain a legal conservator ship. So the minute we think she is in trouble. Aka, she joins a cult or we find out she is doing porn…..

That’s what being a parent is all about! You people wouldn’t know that would you? Cus you can’t think past yesterday….. well that and most of you people lost your kids to the state huh?

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

Don’t ever ask your autistic daughter to help you guide a 60lb tv onto a wall mount! Mine couldn’t verbally explain to me I needed to go up about a foot!

Which in turn, turned into a monster screaming match which left me standing there with a giant tv, a torn muscle and pissed off!

Aww the life of dad!

Hey hair tonic…..

by RoachKiller

Boi at Safeway! You know the church down the road now has Saturday services so cunts like you can attend and learn to be a good person, right?

Anyhoot, Safeways beer selection isn’t as good as it used to be to be! I saw no Kona, sessions or any other beers I liked except stela!

It’s all run of the mill micro brew that’s been done a million times before! or the usual big boys like coors, or that gay people’s beer, Budweiser! 🙂

I did however find this! I don’t taste much raspberry. I do however taste old school Henry winehards ale in the green bottle,When I drink this! Good tasting, not to bitter and seriously reminds me of Henry’s!

Luckily I decided on the last 6 pack they had! Cus it was either this or some blue Moon citrus….

The main difference between you and me brah? This six pack will last me years! Literally! You, that would be gone in about 2 hours…..

Army man approved!

Now that piss’s…..

by RoachKiller

Me off! Luckily I still have 8 years left on my warranty! And a whopping 2650 miles on the odometer! Roflmao!

But while I dried shit out I went ahead and watched all the slackers drive by! Roflmao! God damn you people need to get a life!

The best was, I’m thinking of building a score card sign that judges 1-10 on the jump value these people are getting off the speed bump on the street…..

Matter of fact that will probably be a summer fun time activity for the neighborhood kids!

FYI, if this happens to you? Dry everything out and spray any rust spots with wd -40 and work it in! Make sure the rust doesn’t set in! Especially on the jack and wheel rim!

I am not…..

by RoachKiller

A gamer! Not even close! Of those 8 games. 2 came with the system and 3 I downloaded for the kids!

So sack boy, lawn mowing and pac-man world are my vibe!

And if I could find hydro thunder I would be in dad game heaven!

Hear ye…..

by RoachKiller

Hear ye! I have now laid claim to both nightstands! I, the king of this castle has made the decision to banish you to 1 drawer and 1 bookshelf for all your accoutrements!

Just like you banishing me to a small closet with no drawers! Let the kings words be written!

Praise Jesus!

Black rock, mine! controllers, mine! Empty water bottle, mine! Japanese news paper, mine!

I have laid claim, I will WIN!

P.s. the big bottle of sex lube next to the coffee? Yea that belongs to both of us…..

Just driving…..

by RoachKiller

Did y’all know in psych101 one of the first things we learned was people who rock back and forth are self soothing? In other words masturbating their mind and soul to help them with a tough situation? Like driving etc…..

So what I’m guessing is the psychology behind road trolls falls at that same level! I mean you’re not mindfucking anyone, you’re not tricking anyone. Obviously y’all are soothing some pain in yourself by projecting your anger, envy and greed on others!

Innocent people ta’boot!

Hmm, I just hope after all the money and time y’all have spent. You find some sort of peace for yourselves…..

Today’s road tunes!

Oh by the way! I haven’t told anyone but I’m at home recuperating!