Category: Ford Fender

Good things come……

by RoachKiller

To those who wait! So you got two options here, pay me the 25 grand for your namesake domain! Or we go to court and I go after you and your webmaster for 10 times that…..

Your decision, I’m fine with either one……

Then shoot me!

by RoachKiller

The beautiful smile of one of my grandsons! With the beautiful eye of the other!

It’s fucking killing me I can’t post a picture of the 2 boys! They are gorgeously beautiful! Man’ly style of course!

Smiles just like grandpa after a good fart and diaper dump!

NIce solid black color! Definitely future demon! 🙂

Due to the fact…..

by RoachKiller

There is a giant wreck up ahead! I have spent the last hour stickering my daughter to the back of trailers and road signs stating,

“Mary mother of Jesus…”

Oh cmon, it’s fucking hilarious….

Just walked…..

by RoachKiller

By a Mexican band, Banda “ insert Spanish word here” tour bus! Oddly it does indeed sound exactly like the inside of a discoteca in the middle of cactus Texas!

I know, I was shocked too!

I was trying to take a picture of my arm in sunlight! A very unusual site indeed to see during the day!

It’s official…..

by RoachKiller

Baby B has been born! Mom and sons are doing well! Both weighed around 7.5 lbs!

They were concerned about baby B having to be taken out via cesarean section! Luckily both were delivered naturally!

Babies all have 10 fingers and toes, all chromosomes accounted for ( roflmao, that’s something you can’t say, huh? ) and unfortunately there was no Baby C as grandpa was hoping for!

With parents permission I will post a picture of William and Clark when available!

All hail RA!

Yea I see it! My 89 years young look is coming through……

I am officially…

by RoachKiller

A grandpa as of one hour ago! Baby a has been hatched! We all await the hatching of baby B!

So upon this outcome, I can no longer use the word Gramps as a derogatory name for old people! So now I may only refer to them as geezers, geriatrics or old people. As I don’t want to confuse you into thinking, I’m talking about myself……

I would like to say congratulations to my beautiful daughter and her husband! I cannot wait to see some pictures of these two beautiful young lads.

And delusions of Granger are already dancing through my head as to how I can spoil these two little kids as only a grandpa can…..

I have no……

by RoachKiller

Idea what the slackers are up to. I do know if they are posting anything slanderous, illegal, or untrue they’ll pay for it in the end!

But that’s neither here nor there. I’m busy doing my thing. I’m sorry that bothers you, but I really don’t fucking care……

I would also……

by RoachKiller

Like to give this Chinese buffet a thumbs up. Been a long time since I’ve had a Chinese buffet that wasn’t at Christmas time!

Unfortunately, I have no fucking idea what town it was in or what the name was…..

But it was good!

FYI, be happy you live in the PNW. They know what red sauce is supposed to taste like the Midwest and East Coast no Comprende Chinese red sauce……

Oh, and why are you Chinese restaurants rarely ever deveining the shrimp?

See brah…..

by RoachKiller

I have been dealing with some seriously mentally fucked up people for many fucking years!

I learned early on to do my research before doing business with certain types of people!

A simple name and guestament age. I can damn near hand you the persons life story within 30 minutes!

If they have a business license. I can tell you everything within 10 minutes! Hell I can even tell you current and past employees, sometimes even friends and family info if I spend another 5 minutes working at it!

Best part is, they don’t even have to give me their WiFi password anymore! I can sit on a beach blanket, on a window sill and within minutes I can have full access! Hell if there are passers by. I can even give you there data!

The difference between you and me. I never fuck with anyone who hasn’t fucked with me first! I even often times offer up a honey pot just to gain what I need! ( by the way, that works great for stupid people! )

Yet for the most part. I have zero interest in anyone or anything! I mind my own business until someone forces me not to…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Don’t worry……

by RoachKiller

Your God already got me back for my last post. I know speaking ill of the damned is bad Mojo. Yet I just had to get it out.

So in return the mojo, and your God decided to hide a large amount of wasabi on the backside of my piece of sushi for lunch. So now my tongue is a little burnt and I’m talking funny. Like I have a retainer in or something, it’s funny.

This is why you never speak ill of the damned!

Let them rot in hell as they will……

Got a bunch…..

by RoachKiller

Of vaccines 2 days ago! Didn’t get hit with any after effects until yesterday! Made it through it but god damn, that’s obviously what being run over by a car has got to feel like!

Seriously achy and sore! I had to crawl in a trailer to sweep it out. I complained the whole fucking time! There was no hair of the dog for that discomfort!

Luckily I am a trained professional and know that 3 ibuprofen every 3 days helps. But doesn’t cure all!

I want this sign!

The very first…..

by RoachKiller

Ko propo radio I ever bought was from Tammie’s hobbies! I go there now and they don’t even know what it is! It’s a sad day ;(

But if I’m spending that kind of money I definetly want one in my hands first!

Cus the one I’m looking at is damn near double that price…..