Category: Ford Fender

No shit Sherlock…..

by RoachKiller

( yes it’s true, In this industry I am the unicorn you hear about but never really believe exists! )

I am a big fanatic of anti-drug and alcohol in the field of truck driving…..

Oh and Sherlock, no one told me those wings were that spicy! My butthole is on fire! The little Mexicans are obviously scratching with much vigor to get out……

Doh!

All I said……

by RoachKiller

Was she had cool hair…..

Which reminds me I really need to get abigailwilliams.com on line!

That way people can find out what I’m really all about…… Who knows maybe I’ll post some snippet of songs we’ve done over the years or are working on now who knows. No I am not associated with the band. Abigail Williams, I do, however, own the fucking domain.….

Nah, psycho…..

by RoachKiller

Take what’s ever there! I’ll replace it as needed….

You might have noticed? The kitchen is my next room to tackle!

All I ask is leave me the big plastic cups the pink and rose ones! A spatula, big spoon, ladle, pizza cutters, my barbecue brushes….. oh and all of my army guy beer bottle openers! Comprende’

I’m in a good mood cause I’m feeling Bonita motherfucker…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

Nah, the old lady said a couple of times over the years I was gay! We both know that’s not true! I like the puss to much! Maybe it was the puss I was sticking my dick in that gave that vibe! Who knows? Except I know I ain’t gay!

I will tell you I can definitely mix the colors! Like I said, what you see here is from memories growing up as a kid and my fashion sense now! Not to mention my time spent with all those ladies in home’ec class in high school!

All it’s missing are those taller fake pointy colored twig thingy’s fake plants like this have!

Ya gotta admit that’s pretty fucking cool! All done by a guy who drives a truck and eats a mean…..

FYI, thank you ladies the black cherry and ocean lotus won out…..

ROFLMAO!

Dude, dude, dude, dude….

by RoachKiller

I would kill for this couch! I bought that 20 years ago for $1000! It’s a Stanton home furnishings couch! Just as solid as the day I bought it!

I love this couch and I would gladly chop you up into little pieces and feed you to my dog if you ever touch it!

Comprende’

Don’t ever knock…..

by RoachKiller

Cheap guitars! That sterling music man bass. I picked up off of one of those musicians friend daily deals! $300!

Roasted maple neck hh active/ passive configuration! Now im no bass expert but with some good pick up’s this bitch is and could be a bigger beast!

I would put it against my pbass and my ibanez 5 string…..

Years ago…..

by RoachKiller

I did a gig for Someone and they sent me case of these! 24 in a case I think, but anyway! fender halo wall mounts!

I ran out of the string swing version which I usually use! As they are able to handle the bends of a headstock better! Meaning they don’t allow the guitar to lean on the wall! Notice in the picture the white strat and bass are leaning a bit to the left…..

While the Jackson sits upright! Oh and they will not handle the neck of a godin nylon string! ;(

So I figured it’s time to put these things to use! I’ll use them for Jackson’s, Ibanez and a few low end gibbons/ epiphones i own! guitars with a more square butt by the nut style on the headstock…..

So anyone need me to make a piece of shit guitar or amp sound good so you can sell them in store! I usually work for trade….. you send me the guitar and whatever gear I’m looking for at the time! In return I’ll send you a video of that cheap guitar/ amp sounding like a customer jobber…. without any outside gear to accomplish it! 😉 seriously! They tell me I’m really good at it……

Final hang! A wildcard and a sand blasted!

Now to hang 4 picture frames, clean up and make fucking dinner! Anyone for steak, brussel sprouts, corn on the cob and asparagus? Sorry I just did a de-tox so I gotta vitamin up now…..

Much better….

by RoachKiller

Found these on Amazon! Definitely insulated black out curtains! Luckily I haven’t put up the new curtain rod yet as it needs to come down 1/4” to remove the small gap at the bottom!

Dig um man! Definitely more efficient than the set I put up from home goods!

Matches the carpet so, groovy dude! I’ll definitely be buying more! Oddly $7 less than the previous set! I

’ll use the old ones in the dinning room at a later date!

I don’t know…..

by RoachKiller

Ladies, I can’t tell if that tele accentuates my center piece or throws it off!

Also what scent do you ladies prefer?

Ocean lotus?

Black cherry?

vanilla creme’?

I’m also thinking I don’t need a wall piece on there! As that center piece runs halfway up that space!

Although if I could find a giant 60” x 70” metal pentagram! I’m pretty sure that would look splendid! Like all the other metal wall art pieces I have….

😉

Told the…..

by RoachKiller

Chick at blackrock I wanted something frozen that tastes like a wine cooler!

May I present to you the pineapple, something else and pomegranate blended fuel…..

Damn near spot on minus the alcohol…..

It just hit me…..

by RoachKiller

The water company came out today to find out why my water usage has been so low the last 6 months!

All I said was, “ our youngest daughter found her own place!”

He giggled and said “your meter is fine! We knew they were drilling fiber through this neighborhood so on unusual cases like yours we wanted to verify there wasn’t an issue!”

The only issue we had was a young girl who loved taking 2 hour long showers twice a day! 🙂 seriously!

That’s why I love happy valley! They get it…..

New insulated curtains arrived!

I’m thinking…..

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This turned out decent! Got the exact look I was going for on each side!

Now I wouldn’t leave my high end guitars on there! I will however drop some Jackson’s, charvel and maybe a fender….

From where im laying it literally looks like they are flying out of the wall! Guitars in hand! All they need are some scarfs!