by RoachKiller Somehow my easy day went from 13 stops to 20! Someone called In sick I guess! I don’t fucking know! I do know I have topped my old record of 18 stops! 20 stops complete!
I never did find that 4 oz of dill! I did however see plenty of dil-do’s!
And I did find Mika’s leash in my pocket at work! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller I forgot to meal prep yesterday the dogs food! She gets 1 slice of fresh food, a scoop of moist and meaty! ( no lady I’m not talking about your vagina! 🙂 and a scoop of puppy chow!
She eats that shit up like it’s candy! Twice daily!
So this is how it will have to roll this week! 🙂
by RoachKiller I found in the sink? Yup, a wet puppy! Who now has the mad woman zoomies! She got a full knot cut out and brushing!
Luckily dad was a doggy groomer when he was younger. He expressed her anal gland! Cleaned her ears and doing her nails would be way too much for this old lady in one day! So we will do that tomorrow!
Her teeth are slowly turning white again! That crunch food is really helping to pull the plaque off! Not there yet but we are only 6 months into dad having her full time!
by RoachKiller In your slides mother fuckers…..
by RoachKiller My first stop was on fire today! That’s the sound you hear in that video! The fire alarm was bangen hard!
I got in and out! Just in time to see the engines rolling in!
But after some serious trial and error. Little ms. Mika is again gobbling down food! The signs she’s old are becoming evident! She is walking into curbs and walls now! You have to yell to get her attention! With a normal voice she looks everywhere except where you are!
If you want her inside you either have to throw an old glove at her or tap loudly on the window!
You all will be happy to know she finally caught the backyard rabbit! Ok, she saw the back yard rabbit! She barked twice, farted and the rabbit was gone! 🙂
She does this exact thing everyday when I get home! 🙂
Added bonus! She still loves racing up the stairs! Her new thing now is if you pick her up mid stair her legs continue to run! Aww she’s the greatest! I will enjoy her awesomeness as long as I can…..
Oddly, the others that grew up with her could give 2 shits! I feel sorry for them…..
by RoachKiller The 2025 “ man on a mother fucking mission tour” has come to an end!
Thank you all for keeping your hands and feet inside the ride at all times!
See you next year…..
by RoachKiller I could have been a drunk or a drug addict very easily! Nope, I chose the drug free route, drove 5,000,000 accident free miles! Spent 30 years of my life doing it!
Now I’m standing outside in the rain at noon on Christmas Day firing up the bbq just to smoke a ham!
Sometimes I wonder if I chose the wrong path! 😉
by RoachKiller Trying to bully, brah? All these years and you still need me to be the big brain to power your stupidity!
Ouch for you! ROFLMAO!
Meanwhile I’m just doing my own thing and being loyal to the one who was loyal to all of you in your times of need!
I highly recommend yall crawl back into the holes in which you came from to never be seen again! Cus homeboy ain’t gunna be the big brain for any of you ever again! Comprende’?
by RoachKiller My dog loves watching zena warrior princess! omfg!
by RoachKiller Thing I have ever seen this dog do Happened last night! She has stairs to get onto the bed. Yet the last step to get on the actual bed she has to jump to do!
So I hear her huffing and puffing up the stairs. I see this little black and white head pop up to mattress level.
ROFLMAO, the next thing I see is her entire body float above the mattress and then it just disappears! ROFLMAO!
So imagine seeing this fly in the air and just disappear cus you were expecting her to go thump on the bed like she always does!
Next thing I hear is her scratching the bed frame trying to remove herself from between the stairs and bed! ROFLMAO!
I’m sorry it was just fucking hilarious!
P.s. her teeth look so much better! With the crunchy treats we have managed to get her rear top Mollers clean, her k9’s look good! the rest we are still working on!
I’ve started adding dry puppy chow to her wet food! Which she loves by the way! So we will see how it goes…..
by RoachKiller Food so I figured it was field trip time! She did GREAT! no barking, no aggressiveness at all!
I was so proud! Even the shaved head lesbians were jelly’s of how cute puppy and I were! Ha!
by RoachKiller Know you have reached enlightened adult hood? When your dog lets out a massive fart and you say, “ you feel better? That was the farty mcfart farts of farts, girl!”
I will now be sucked off ( a ghost tv show reference!) to heaven! Pure enlightenment has occurred…..
FYI, we now call her red! as the new hair that’s coming back from her time in the truck is all red! Like mine…..
by RoachKiller It was bad when you fart and the dog looks at you with disgust and turns the other way…..
And I have also decided that the doggy daycare segment will be ending!
Mika is getting old and I think it’s best to cut yall off now so when she does pass. You won’t even remember she existed! cus that’s the type of people you are!
Oh and the soon to be x wife had a birthday! I hope satan reduced the flames a little on your special day…..
by RoachKiller Much fun taking little miss farty pants for a walk early in the morning! All you hear is toot, toot, toot then she poops!
She also stops often to stop and listen! Like she’s on patrol! Only problem is she is kind of deaf…..
Been trying to get the perfect Iron Maiden scarf I’m wearing, in the picture! Yet oddly, never makes it…..
by RoachKiller Started puppy in that new food! Not an itch or a scratch in a few days!
I am finding I don’t think a 3oz can twice a day is enough! So I did buy some larger containers for her!
She hates steak, loves chicken and rice!
Yet so far no issue with her pooping or peeing on the carpet! As long as I take her for a walk at least once a day and let her out every 4 or so hours!
On a good note, she loves easy listening spa music as much as I do! 😉
by RoachKiller I walked the dog before going to work! Now I’m walking the dog after work…..
Yet none of you could do either?
by RoachKiller In your slides mother fuckers!
She sneaked a poop right by me…..
by RoachKiller On some new old food! Meaning, she has had this style before. Yet not this exact stuff…..
It’s more of a wet canned food style! Yet in the exact amount she eats…. 3oz is a lot of food for Mika the great, queen of happy valley!
So we’re are going to see how her body reacts and go from there! All I know is in the last 3 meals she has eaten!
She has gobbled it up along with the mini milk bones to give her teeth some crunch!
by RoachKiller Had an always irritating anal gland. I would learn how to rub your butt so it feels better!
by RoachKiller In your slides mother fuckers!
If you wear size 11 women’s shoe! Let me know I have 3 pairs of black with pink flames vans I’ll give you! New in box, I bought them discounted thinking they were men’s size 11…..