by RoachKiller It was bad when you fart and the dog looks at you with disgust and turns the other way…..
And I have also decided that the doggy daycare segment will be ending!
Mika is getting old and I think it’s best to cut yall off now so when she does pass. You won’t even remember she existed! cus that’s the type of people you are!
Oh and the soon to be x wife had a birthday! I hope satan reduced the flames a little on your special day…..
by RoachKiller Much fun taking little miss farty pants for a walk early in the morning! All you hear is toot, toot, toot then she poops!
She also stops often to stop and listen! Like she’s on patrol! Only problem is she is kind of deaf…..
Been trying to get the perfect Iron Maiden scarf I’m wearing, in the picture! Yet oddly, never makes it…..
by RoachKiller Started puppy in that new food! Not an itch or a scratch in a few days!
I am finding I don’t think a 3oz can twice a day is enough! So I did buy some larger containers for her!
She hates steak, loves chicken and rice!
Yet so far no issue with her pooping or peeing on the carpet! As long as I take her for a walk at least once a day and let her out every 4 or so hours!
On a good note, she loves easy listening spa music as much as I do! 😉
by RoachKiller I walked the dog before going to work! Now I’m walking the dog after work…..
Yet none of you could do either?
by RoachKiller In your slides mother fuckers!
She sneaked a poop right by me…..
by RoachKiller On some new old food! Meaning, she has had this style before. Yet not this exact stuff…..
It’s more of a wet canned food style! Yet in the exact amount she eats…. 3oz is a lot of food for Mika the great, queen of happy valley!
So we’re are going to see how her body reacts and go from there! All I know is in the last 3 meals she has eaten!
She has gobbled it up along with the mini milk bones to give her teeth some crunch!
by RoachKiller Had an always irritating anal gland. I would learn how to rub your butt so it feels better!
by RoachKiller In your slides mother fuckers!
If you wear size 11 women’s shoe! Let me know I have 3 pairs of black with pink flames vans I’ll give you! New in box, I bought them discounted thinking they were men’s size 11…..
by RoachKiller In your slides mother fuckers!
by RoachKiller You could eat off that fucker! Even Mika’s eating area is clean! FYI, how did she get food that far up the side of the cabinet?
Anyhoot, Mika is doing a fine! We are still going for our daily walks. She is back into her routine of doing whatever the fuck she wants, whenever the fuck she wants!
She still expects puppy elevator even with the stairs there! And most of all she still stops right in front of you at the top of the stairs. She still follows you everywhere and worst of all. She still stands right under your feet when you’re in the kitchen!
“ we are definitely working on stopping that one”
by RoachKiller Ladies! I’m her man! And she will defend that till the day she dies!
Plus I know how to rub butts and belly’s!
by RoachKiller Have that kind of effect on women!
by RoachKiller She did this same thing in the truck! She wedges herself between the body pillow and me!
I’m thinking she is a bit clingy of an old lady! You got to admit she is taking all these changes well!
by RoachKiller Finally has accepted the black panther as a real toy in which to sleep on! Only took a month…..
Can you believe the soon to be ex-wife just stop caring about that face! It’s so cute!
by RoachKiller Found this in your room when I was cleaning out the giant pit of trash you left behind! Mika looks awesome! 😉
Oh I forgot, ! Points you take way to literally. I’m not yelling, I’m actually excited I found it and Mika let me put it on her!
She is a serious crotchety, buff old lady….. she don’t do what she don’t want to do! Literally!
by RoachKiller Not special at all!
by RoachKiller As to what her malfunction is this week! In order for that to happen. We would have had to have spoken more than “ go fuck yourself!” In the last 4 months…..
On a good note! Mika took a monster shit right in front of a monster x company drivers truck!
She made me so proud!
by RoachKiller Are going to decorate the tree with these fancy hand blown glass ornaments! ( I’m seriously into hand blown glass artwork lately! ), work on the kitchen and drink some hot totties! with that gentleman jack holliday bottle from last year!
Added bonus, I got some replacement blankets!
Also decided I’m really craving cabbage rolls! So I’ll probably be making those by scratch too! Just sounds damn good!
by RoachKiller Trouble maker, pulled all my dirty laundry out of the clothes bag! All to fall asleep on the floor! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller I sure hope the rest of the family got to see this dog the way I do!
Other than being disturbed by her reaction at free shower shows!
This dog has got 1 hell of a personality! Not only is she getting buff! She seams to be having one hell of a time!
Tonight we went for our usual before bed poop run/ walk! Tonight we decided to race! Of course I’m running with 50lbs of dad cargo shorts on. So I’m trying to hold shit in pocket while running! She see’s this and begins not only running ahead of me. She is also now running circles around me! Literally!
Just fucking hilarious! Then why we are walking back to the truck. She starts this running to the end of the leash. Sitting down and looking back at me. I catch up she does the same thing…..
I do hope the family too got to enjoy this dogs personality! She really is a hoot!
But god damn! She is seriously getting buff! Still a little arthritic in her right front leg but she is doing better! 😉