Category: Doggy Daycare

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I could have been a drunk or a drug addict very easily! Nope, I chose the drug free route, drove 5,000,000 accident free miles! Spent 30 years of my life doing it!

Now I’m standing outside in the rain at noon on Christmas Day firing up the bbq just to smoke a ham!

Sometimes I wonder if I chose the wrong path! 😉

Who you….

by RoachKiller

Trying to bully, brah? All these years and you still need me to be the big brain to power your stupidity!

Ouch for you! ROFLMAO!

Meanwhile I’m just doing my own thing and being loyal to the one who was loyal to all of you in your times of need!

I highly recommend yall crawl back into the holes in which you came from to never be seen again! Cus homeboy ain’t gunna be the big brain for any of you ever again! Comprende’?

The greatest…..

by RoachKiller

Thing I have ever seen this dog do Happened last night! She has stairs to get onto the bed. Yet the last step to get on the actual bed she has to jump to do!

So I hear her huffing and puffing up the stairs. I see this little black and white head pop up to mattress level.

ROFLMAO, the next thing I see is her entire body float above the mattress and then it just disappears! ROFLMAO!

So imagine seeing this fly in the air and just disappear cus you were expecting her to go thump on the bed like she always does!

Next thing I hear is her scratching the bed frame trying to remove herself from between the stairs and bed! ROFLMAO!

I’m sorry it was just fucking hilarious!

P.s. her teeth look so much better! With the crunchy treats we have managed to get her rear top Mollers clean, her k9’s look good! the rest we are still working on!

I’ve started adding dry puppy chow to her wet food! Which she loves by the way! So we will see how it goes…..

Cujo needed…..

by RoachKiller

Food so I figured it was field trip time! She did GREAT! no barking, no aggressiveness at all!

I was so proud! Even the shaved head lesbians were jelly’s of how cute puppy and I were! Ha!

How do you…..

by RoachKiller

Know you have reached enlightened adult hood? When your dog lets out a massive fart and you say, “ you feel better? That was the farty mcfart farts of farts, girl!”

I will now be sucked off ( a ghost tv show reference!) to heaven! Pure enlightenment has occurred…..

FYI, we now call her red! as the new hair that’s coming back from her time in the truck is all red! Like mine…..

Oh you know…..

by RoachKiller

It was bad when you fart and the dog looks at you with disgust and turns the other way…..

And I have also decided that the doggy daycare segment will be ending!

Mika is getting old and I think it’s best to cut yall off now so when she does pass. You won’t even remember she existed! cus that’s the type of people you are!

Oh and the soon to be x wife had a birthday! I hope satan reduced the flames a little on your special day…..

It’s so….

by RoachKiller

Much fun taking little miss farty pants for a walk early in the morning! All you hear is toot, toot, toot then she poops!

She also stops often to stop and listen! Like she’s on patrol! Only problem is she is kind of deaf…..

Been trying to get the perfect Iron Maiden scarf I’m wearing, in the picture! Yet oddly, never makes it…..

FYI…..

by RoachKiller

Started puppy in that new food! Not an itch or a scratch in a few days!

I am finding I don’t think a 3oz can twice a day is enough! So I did buy some larger containers for her!

She hates steak, loves chicken and rice!

Yet so far no issue with her pooping or peeing on the carpet! As long as I take her for a walk at least once a day and let her out every 4 or so hours!

On a good note, she loves easy listening spa music as much as I do! 😉

Started puppy….

by RoachKiller

On some new old food! Meaning, she has had this style before. Yet not this exact stuff…..

It’s more of a wet canned food style! Yet in the exact amount she eats…. 3oz is a lot of food for Mika the great, queen of happy valley!

So we’re are going to see how her body reacts and go from there! All I know is in the last 3 meals she has eaten!

She has gobbled it up along with the mini milk bones to give her teeth some crunch!

Look at that floor…..

by RoachKiller

You could eat off that fucker! Even Mika’s eating area is clean! FYI, how did she get food that far up the side of the cabinet?

Anyhoot, Mika is doing a fine! We are still going for our daily walks. She is back into her routine of doing whatever the fuck she wants, whenever the fuck she wants!

She still expects puppy elevator even with the stairs there! And most of all she still stops right in front of you at the top of the stairs. She still follows you everywhere and worst of all. She still stands right under your feet when you’re in the kitchen!

“ we are definitely working on stopping that one”