Category: Doggy Daycare

My dog is….

by RoachKiller

Not a fan of her new ty baby chew and throw toy! I too am disappointed in this but she is her own pup!

And I’m noticing today this dog is stacked and packed buddy! She is getting thicc without getting fat! I’m rather proud of myself! She and I have worked hard!

She is mad…..

by RoachKiller

We went on a “ we can’t sleep long walk!” I told her if she could find the truck we would end it!

Well after walking by the truck 3 times. Circling the entire truck stop. I decided to pull the plug! My guess she can’t see blue….

She did however try a green prime truck and a beat to hell kenworth…..

The posers…

by RoachKiller

Are all upset that I keep posting pictures of pup pup! Or as I have started calling her today, the crotchety old lady with a big belly!

Rather than posting pictures or comments about the insanity of theirs that I’ve had to deal with over the day or a week. Cus if I don’t post where I’ve been or where I’m at. they can’t do it. You know those stalking charges and shit.

So more about Mika it is! She is 15 you know and that’s like 9 million years old in human years!

But I haven’t figured out what to do yet with her in the colder temps because her bed use to sit right in front of the espar vent.

And cus said pup pup is obviously a natural blonde. She has to sleep with me……

I hope she knows Dad‘s aim isn’t that great even when he’s sitting down to pee…..

No wonder…..

by RoachKiller

People think I’m gay! My dog prances when she walks! She shakes that ass baby!

Seriously, that was a lot of hard work to get her that happy! We both did a lot of walking, curb pooping and general barking at strangers…..

No I’m not gay! I like the Poon way too much!

Today was a good…..

by RoachKiller

Day for puppy! I’m thinking she’s feeling better! She was running and jumping everywhere today!

So much so I was actually shocked! I just kind of let her lead me around for our walks!

As you can see the hair is starting to grow back! so I think I’m right on this!

I will tell you sleeping with this bitch is worse than sleeping with a woman! Every morning I wake up slammed against the back wall of the sleeper. All while she has the entire bed! Of course always sleeping as close to me as possible!

I did find something she too enjoys watching! Shows on ancient Egypt! I woke up from a nap and her eyes were glued to the iPad watching this show! 🙂

Moral of the story? It’s taking time and a whole lot of work on my part to get her comfortable with the truck! Not to mention leash trained and getting those teeth of hers shinier!

In my opinion it’s work well worth the time!

Yet she has a little over 3 weeks left and her and I will be done with the truck!

praise sweet baby Jesus! ( that’s sarcasm….. )

P.s. I’m also wondering if she didn’t Hoover up a little crumb of chocolate off the floor…..

She wasn’t a….

by RoachKiller

Fan of the hot sounds of south florida! We did not see 1 python or iguana! Unusual as I usually see aleast 1!

She did however drop some sheep poops In the parking lot! all while watching the white hairs pretend to be important…..

That’s a story for another time!

Ruff….

by RoachKiller

Ruff, ruff, ruuuufffff!

Today was good day! I actually listened to what dad said and only chased 1 other dog!

I purposefully farted next to dad! Jumped 5 feet in the air and scared the shit out of myself! All while dad is laughing and saying! “ where’s the duck?”

My teeth are looking better! Bad breath is gone and slowly my nervous hair loss is growing back!

Last night i pooped in Mississippi! Dad tells me it was a special poop! Cus Elvis just might have pooped here too! Whoever Elvis is!

Ok time to hit the road! Dad wants steak and shake one more time before he gets off the road!

Dad’s so funny!

The easiest way…..

by RoachKiller

To tell if someone is white trash or not? when you walk in with your little ankle biter. They in turn comment on how their big ole dog would eat your puppy alive!

True evidence of white trashdom!

That bald patch there hun! That’s where she took on an Italian leather couch and won!

She has had…..

by RoachKiller

An exciting day! I tire change, a nice cool walk in the mountains! She walked straight into a window and to finish it all off! She pooped one of my hairs out!

Oh that was an entertaining watch! For the most part she does just like at home! Sleeps as close to you as possible. That is if she is t people watching!

At home if you come anywhere near her or her territory she will bark her ass off! On the road she just watches and listens! It actually quit interesting!

Oh and she has started this new thing! Where she huffs and puffs to get you attention! No other reason than to get you to do her something!

Tell you what this old lady is a trip of a dog!

Oh you didn’t…..

by RoachKiller

Think the x wife would take on the responsibility of the dog for my last month on the road did you?

Nah, her new life is far too important to worry about anything from her old life!

Me and the dog will survive! We always do!