Author: RoachKiller

And there ya go…..

by RoachKiller

Dinner is served! And probably breakfast, lunch and dinner the next few days!

( trying to dispose of all the truck food before I vamoos! )

So we got vegan macaroni with regular egg noodles. Lightly seasoned with Walmart brand meat sauce, ketchup, cheese and pepper! With a side of garlic bread! Which by the way turned out crispy and delicious!

Fuck me sideways….

by RoachKiller

I so forgot I even bought a loaf of garlic bread! Luckily it’s still soft and nothing obviously growing on it!

So it looks like sgetti and garlic bread for dinner tonight!

It still amazes me how much shit you can cook in this fucking skillet!

Best part is, when you’re done! Put some water in there, put the lid on. Turn it up to 300 degrees! Wammo a couple minutes later you wipe it out and it’s clean as fuck!

FYI, a smart person does the same thing before they cook in it too…..

Wanted……

by RoachKiller

A female who’s not shy and loves to play the bongos naked! No need to travel with your bongos. I have a percussive set or you can use my electric bongos.

Yes, I’m actually talking about bongos!

So if over the Halloween weekend, you find you have some time and would like to play naked bongos, please feel free to contact me the usual way.

Food and drink will be provided free of charge…..

I think…..

by RoachKiller

I want to try my hand the next time home at making vegetarian lasagna! If I can make it even close to that vegetarian lasagna, they sell at east side petro in Ontario California.

I will have accomplished my mission!

No, it’s simple……

by RoachKiller

I had to pay off my phone early, cancel that contract, switch it over to my daughter‘s old contract so I can finish that out.

Then by doing that I dropped my cell phone bill 150 fucking dollars a month…..

For real motherfucker…..

I’m gearing up to fucking not making as much money. Knowing the first six months are gonna be the most fucked up…..

On a good note, I won’t be having to use Public truckstop shitters with fucking water bottles everywhere anymore…..

What I woke…..

by RoachKiller

Up to this morning! Squished against the wall with my bitch stealing all the covers and mattress space! Grrrrr!

Must have been a rough nite as I rarely wake up with bloodshot eyes!

Oh and you’re welcome! I covered by nip before snapping this picture!

Wow, you caught that…..

by RoachKiller

That is not a real spider! It’s a piece of glass that is put together to look like a spider!

Last time I checked, it can’t hurt you! I do appreciate the heads up on the giant spider in the video’s…..

That is the only thing I plan on stealing from the soon to be x!

It just hit me……

by RoachKiller

Like a ton of bricks! After finishing my last interview today!

I’m really getting off the road, lol! Almost to the fucking day, 30 years of working 70+ motherfucking hours a week!

Holy motherfucking shit!

Added bonus, I’ll never have to see that white motherfucker ever again!

One more……

by RoachKiller

Interview to go and I’m gonna make a fucking choice!

They are all basically the same job! One just pays a little better than the other! Now it’s just deciding which one I want to go with!

No, I will not tell you who my choices are…..