by I came home. Layed down on the couch. Fell asleep watching videos on my phone! Was awoken by my said phone hitting me in the face.
Walked up stairs, fell asleep and was awoken to the dog having a fart session! ROFLMAO!
I won’t be doing all the food tonight but I have got to play some billiards! So I’ll be heading out tonight to do just that!
I know a place! You, you will just have to follow…..
And yes, the lady who was hitting on me last night at mcmennamins was definitely doing that! I don’t know, when she asked if I wanted to fuck was a damn good clue…..
If she had not looked exactly like a younger version of my ex mother in law. I definitely would have rented a room and got me a piece of ass last night! No if’s ands or butts about that one….. 😉
And you dudes at the bars! Yall are fucking scary freaks man! Yall really need to stop staring at the ladies like lost puppies….. Jesus fucking Christ!